Chapter 592: Finding Good Food While Going to the Toilet
Arriving at the bank of the pond, sweeping with a flashlight, you could see forest frogs all over the ground, which made the group quite excited, and they started grabbing them impatiently.
Forest frogs in the same pond, when going up the mountain, are normally in groups; in fact, to be precise, these forest frogs were all born and raised in this pond, and many forest frogs are also biological brothers and sisters.
Humans pay attention to "fallen leaves returning to the roots," and many animals actually have similar behaviors.
Forest frogs are one of them; this thing is born and raised in which pond, lake, or river, then when hibernating, under normal circumstances, they will choose to be in this water area.
And after they mature, they generally will return here to lay eggs.
Of course, there is nothing absolute in the world, it can only be said that the vast majority of forest frogs are like this.
Soon, the group picked up quite a lot of forest frogs, and this batch of forest frogs going up the mountain together also gradually became sparse.
Just then, Wang An looked at the group's harvest and said hurriedly:
"That's it, enough to eat, let's stop picking, don't take too many, it's not worth it."
After Wang An finished speaking, everyone still seemed to have not had enough; it must be said that this way of catching forest frogs is truly quite addictive.
Sun Nian looked at the forest frogs in the sack and said with a smile:
"Don't say, mixing with Xiao An, indeed has the fate of eating
When the group heard this, they were stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter instantly.
Although Wang An was thick-skinned, he truly couldn't handle the power of that statement, so he said with a helpless face:
"Sister Nian, let's just look for good food, but let's not bring up 'looking for good food while going to the bathroom' again. If people hear that, they'll laugh us to death. People who don't know better might think we're looking for fresh shit to eat."
After Wang An finished speaking, the group laughed even louder.
Sun Nian probably hadn't realized that what she said was ambiguous, so the group's sudden laughter left her stunned as well.
Just as she was looking at the laughing crowd in total confusion, not knowing what they were laughing at, Wang An's words made her bolt toward him like a furious little tiger, baring her fangs and brandishing her claws.
As she lunged over, Sun Nian shouted in a fit of pique:
"You bastard, is that what I meant?"
I have to say, although it was dark and the group couldn't see very clearly, Sun Nian's state of exasperation looked a bit like she was acting coquettish.
When Wang An saw Sun Nian's movement, he instantly felt he was about to get beaten up, so he backed away and said very quickly:
"My mistake, my mistake, I'm the one who wanted to find shit for us to eat. Anyway, let's stop messing around; there are so many people watching. We need to hurry back and get the forest frogs to eat."
Unfortunately, although Wang An's speaking speed was fast enough, Sun Nian was already blinded by rage, so she didn't take a single word he said to heart.
She continued to be relentless and approached Wang An very quickly.
Wang An had experienced this woman's leg techniques before, and he also knew he couldn't beat her.
Seeing that Sun Nian wouldn't listen to reason at all, Wang An didn't hesitate to turn around, stretch out his long legs, and bolt away—he was fast, really fast.
It's no exaggeration to say that if Wang An starts running, most people really aren't his match. Although Sun Nian was very skilled in martial arts, she still wasn't Wang An's match when it came to running.
Actually, it wasn't just Sun Nian; there probably weren't many people in the entire Heilongjiang Province who could run faster than Wang An.
A few seconds later, the two of them had already bolted quite a distance away, one after the other.
When the group saw this scene, no one took it seriously; they just watched with a smile for a moment before heading back with the forest frogs. I have to admit, when a woman goes crazy, her stamina is incredibly formidable, especially since Sun Nian had already undergone the most professional training.
This resulted in Wang An, who often chased after dogs and thus had very impressive stamina, actually being inferior to Sun Nian in terms of endurance.
So, although Wang An ran fast, under these circumstances—having already spent the day traveling and now running at top speed—he soon couldn't run anymore.
Of course, Sun Nian was actually at the end of her rope too.
Consequently, Wang An panted as he ran and negotiated with Sun Nian:
"Sister Nian, let's... let's call it quits here. I admit defeat, count it as... count it as you winning, okay?"
It is well known that when a person is running at top speed, they shouldn't talk, because as soon as they talk, it disrupts the rhythm of their breathing, making them feel even more out of breath.
So, not long after Wang An finished this sentence, he felt like his lungs were about to explode, and then his legs went weak, causing him to collapse onto his knees and chest.
But Sun Nian had been chasing him very closely, and the key was that she had no strength left either; she had been running entirely on willpower.
Therefore, Wang An's sudden collapse caused Sun Nian to lose her footing, and she slammed directly onto Wang An's back.
As Wang An lay there gasping for air, he instantly felt the back of his head being pressed down by two soft lumps.
To be honest, Wang An didn't have any lewd thoughts at that moment; he just felt his head being pressed even lower, and with his chin against his chest, he couldn't catch his breath even more.
I have to say, although the two lumps of flesh were very soft, this posture was damn uncomfortable.
It was mainly because he couldn't breathe, which was incredibly suffocating.
I don't know what Sun Nian grew up eating; she looked very thin, but she was damn full of meat—solid meat.
In order to breathe, Wang An forced his head back. Upon tilting it, Wang An discovered that Sun Nian's assets were quite substantial.
I have to say, at this moment, Wang An felt it was actually quite nice; the main thing was that it was very soft!
Then, Wang An subconsciously moved his head left and right, carefully experiencing Sun Nian's greatness.
I have to admit, this feeling was truly damn comfortable!
Sun Nian wasn't stupid; she naturally felt the abnormality on her body, but she didn't get angry or embarrassed, and her little face even turned red in a "whoosh."
Of course, in the moonlight, it wasn't very obvious.
After being stunned for a second, Sun Nian pushed Wang An's big head away forcefully and said with a blushing face:
"You big pervert, hmph."
But the tone was affected, sounding more like she was acting coquettish.
After speaking, Sun Nian turned and ran away.
And Comrade Wang An, having been pushed like that out of the blue, lay there perfectly. By the time Wang An got up and looked back, he saw that Sun Nian had already run far away.
You tell me, running for half a day and getting exhausted just to let himself rub against her twice—she's really stingy.
When Wang An walked back to the group, he found that they had already threaded the forest frogs onto tree branches, and all the lunchboxes had been placed on the charcoal fire.
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