Chapter 627: The Six-Syllable Mantra
As everyone knows, men are very sensitive when they have been abstinent for a long time.
Sometimes they don't even need to be touched to explode on their own, and this situation is also called "night emission"!
And the little Wang An hadn't fought for more than 20 days, which was basically no different from abstinence, so when the little Wang An was patted by Mu Xueqing, he immediately trembled and almost exploded directly.
If he had gotten a glob of snot on the newly changed underwear... Oh my god, that would be too damn disgusting.
In a hurry, Wang An's head heated up, and he started muttering the six-syllable mantra of the Buddhist scriptures:
"Om mani padme hum, Om mani padme hum."
Unfortunately, after Wang An chanted it several times, he helplessly discovered that the six-syllable mantra was also bullshit and had no effect at all.
The main thing was that as Wang An chanted the six-syllable mantra more times, those shiny big bald heads that should have appeared in Wang An's mind very strangely turned into milky white big breasts.
Big bald heads turning into big breasts, what the hell is this situation? To be honest, this scene truly shocked Wang An enough. His whole head was full of big breasts, all appearing in pairs, smashing toward Wang An overwhelmingly, directly smashing Wang An into a daze.
It wasn't until Wang An stopped chanting the six-syllable mantra that these big breasts gradually faded and disappeared.
Wang An blinked his eyes, truly a bit puzzled.
When others chant the six-syllable mantra, big bald heads appear, but when it came to him, they turned into huge breasts.
Wang An subconsciously guessed that it might be because he had sent too many heads to the Buddha, causing the Buddha himself to not want to bother with him.
Or maybe the "etiquette" wasn't in place, which meant that Wang An didn't have the habit of burning incense. No, it was that he didn't have the habit of burning incense.
This made it so that when Wang An needed the Buddha, he didn't manifest.
Isn't there a good old saying, if you don't burn incense usually, hugging the Buddha's feet at the last minute is also futile! Just as Wang An was daydreaming, Mu Xueqing suddenly said: "Can you wipe off that drool? Did you think of some good thing? You're staring blankly."
Hearing this, Wang An immediately came back to his senses and subconsciously wanted to lift his sleeve to wipe his mouth, but noticing Mu Xueqing's smiling eyes, Wang An realized that this woman, Mu Xueqing, had actually learned to tease people too.
In front of his wife, or accurately speaking, in front of anyone, Wang An didn't know what "face" was.
So Wang An put on a mysterious look and told Mu Xueqing about the big breasts that had appeared in his head just now.
At first, Mu Xueqing thought it was some secret. The main thing was that the look Wang An put on truly made people involuntarily produce quite strong curiosity.
Unfortunately, as soon as Wang An finished speaking, he was slapped twice on the arm.
Seeing Mu Xueqing slapping Wang An while saying with shy anger:
"You have no seriousness all day long, your head is full of lewd thoughts, you big lecher."
One has to say, even with a face full of shy anger, Mu Xueqing was still so beautiful, the kind that was beautiful from every angle.
Most importantly, in this state, whether it was her earlobes or her cheeks, they would turn red, directly increasing her charm.
To be honest, Wang An suddenly felt that the child in Mu Xueqing's belly was wanted a bit too early; he should have waited a few years to have children.
Such a beautiful woman, and his own wife, yet he could only kiss, look, and at most touch, and couldn't do anything else. This was simply a waste of heaven's gifts! So, just as Mu Xueqing was acting coquettishly with Wang An, Wang An's eyes went blank! Beautiful, too beautiful, absolutely beautiful! After noticing Wang An's eyes, Mu Xueqing rolled her eyes at Wang An, then "puffed" and laughed, saying: "You're acting like a fool again." As soon as Mu Xueqing finished speaking, Wang An used lightning speed to hug Mu Xueqing again and gnawed on her. At this moment, Mu Xueqing was absolutely at her most charming.
Just as Wang An was smearing saliva on Mu Xueqing's face, neck, and mouth, he suddenly heard several very heavy fake coughs coming from the outer room.
One could tell just by the sound that this was Comrade Liu Guilan issuing a warning.
The main thing was that Wang An and Mu Xueqing were gnawing on each other a bit too intensely, completely immersed in their own world, and didn't hear the relatively light sound of walking at all.
Hearing the coughing, Mu Xueqing immediately pushed Wang An away and quickly fastened the buttons she had just opened not long ago.
However, Wang An wouldn't care about these things, and certainly wouldn't have any emotions like "shame," "embarrassment," "disgrace," or "shyness."
Mainly because in Wang An's view, these were all human nature, and these were all very normal things.
Ask yourself, a couple who hadn't seen each other for more than 20 days, expressing their longing for each other, although the range of movements was a bit large, what was wrong with doing this in their own room? What was disgraceful about this? What was there to be embarrassed about? Shouldn't the person who should be most embarrassed be the one who bumped into such a thing but didn't actively back away, and even had to pretend to cough?
Of course, if this person was his mother, that would be another matter.
So after Wang An was pushed away by Mu Xueqing, he directly shouted to the outer room:
"What's wrong, Mom? Is there something? I'm busy."
One has to admit that Wang An, when facing his mother, was truly honest, not pretending at all, and not lying at all.
Because Wang An was indeed busy, and busy with both his mouth and hands.
However, Liu Guilan was stunned upon hearing this. The main thing was that Liu Guilan never expected that her son was truly shameless.
Unfortunately, things still had to be said, so Liu Guilan said:
"Didn't you ask your dad to find a broody hen to hatch the eagle eggs? I've gotten it back for you. Hurry up and see how to handle it."
Wang An was very surprised upon hearing this. The key was that this was too fast, and the efficiency was truly high.
Wang An agreed casually, then turned around, got off the *kang*, put on his shoes, and walked to the outer room.
Seeing Wang An come out, Liu Guilan glared at Wang An fiercely, as if she were blaming Wang An for saying "I'm busy" earlier.
Fortunately, Liu Guilan couldn't reprimand Wang An for such things, and could only glare fiercely to vent the anger in her heart.
Wang An didn't care about Liu Guilan's murderous glare and still said with a smile:
"It still has to be my mom who does things quickly, hahaha."
As he spoke, Wang An took the broody hen from Liu Guilan's hand and turned around to find a place for the broody hen outside.
Liu Guilan rolled her eyes at Wang An again, but didn't say anything.
Her son's face was truly too thick, nothing to be done! (End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 628 =====
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