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Chapter 676

~7 min read 1,273 words

It must be said that when a person's luck is invincible, they can make a fortune doing anything.

And Wang An at this moment was exactly like that!

Because this pee of Wang An's, just like when he peed out the dog-head gold, once again performed a meritorious service in a strange and peculiar way.

Under Wang An's gaze, in the puddle he had just made, not only were the roots of the sapling exposed, but along with the roots, a yellowish ginseng reed head was also revealed.

But don't misunderstand, this yellow color wasn't from the urine; it was the natural yellow of the ginseng itself.

And the reason Wang An's eyes almost popped out was that he knew only wild ginseng with a long enough age would show this yellowish color.

To be honest, when Wang An discovered this situation, he almost held back the rest of his pee.

Subconsciously, Wang An adjusted the direction of his "little guy" and peed to the side, but his eyes remained fixed on that yellowish ginseng.

Finally, this pee, which had been held for a full seven or eight hours, was completely released by Wang An. After the shiver, Wang An felt that the most comfortable thing in life was probably nothing more than peeing out a long-held bladder of urine.

After pulling up his pants and fastening his belt, Wang An couldn't wait to squat down, ignoring the smell of urine on the ground, and carefully examined this yellowish ginseng.

For some reason, a section of this ginseng's reed head was broken, and at this moment, a small, tender, green-on-top-white-on-bottom sprout had grown from the side, and this little sprout was also about to break through the soil.

It was clear that this was the legendary 6-leaf "Reincarnated Ginseng"! To be honest, distinguishing the leaves of this kind of ginseng is actually relatively simple, because for wild ginseng, without the accumulation of time, it would absolutely not turn yellow so severely.

Because the color of this "Reincarnated Ginseng" looked much heavier than the color of the three "Three Rams Opening to Prosperity" plants Wang An had just painstakingly separated.

After careful observation, Wang An turned his head and shouted to Mu Xueli and Wang Li: "You two come over, look, I peed out another ginseng plant, hahahaha."

At this moment, Wang An was quite excited, mainly wondering why his own urine could be so awesome and lightning-fast to such an extent?

One shot, one hit; it was simply precise to the point of being unbelievable! Mu Xueli and Wang Li were currently counting the number of reed bowls on those three 6-leaf ginseng plants.

For ginseng over a hundred years old, the reed head is very long, so the reed bowls on it grow densely, giving a feeling that they are too numerous to count.

Hearing Wang An's shout, the two of them didn't take it seriously, answered casually, but didn't get up immediately, continuing to count the reed bowls.

After all, although ginseng is very precious and normally extremely difficult to find, it must be admitted that after seeing and digging up more and more ginseng, the novelty had worn off.

Unless it's a big haul, there really isn't much of a feeling.

After another while, the two of them finally finished counting, carefully placed the ginseng they had finished counting on the ground, and as they walked toward Wang An, they each spoke about the number of reed bowls they had found.

Only hearing Wang Li say:

"The one I counted has 136 reed bowls. Brother Mu, how many does the one you counted have?"

Mu Xueli said: "I counted 137, one more than yours. I feel that the age of those three ginseng plants is about the same, not differing by more than a year or two."

Wang Li echoed upon hearing this: "Yeah, I think so too."

As soon as Wang Li finished speaking, the two of them walked up to Wang An. Because of the sapling blocking the view, in their line of sight, they saw Wang An playing with the mud from his urine.

Mu Xueli's mind was probably still immersed in the dense reed bowls, and he might not have even heard what Wang An had shouted earlier.

So Mu Xueli suddenly said very foolishly:

"Brother-in-law, are you peeing and playing with mud?" As soon as Mu Xueli finished speaking, Wang An and Wang Li were both stunned for a moment.

Immediately after, Wang An subconsciously looked at his own hands, feeling that what Mu Xueli said didn't seem wrong.

But even if it wasn't wrong, he couldn't say it out loud!

So Wang An rolled his eyes at Mu Xueli and said with annoyance: "Are your eyes lame and your ears blind? Didn't you hear what I just said? A big haul, I peed out a big haul."

Hearing this, the two of them turned halfway around, and only from Wang An's direction did they see the ginseng plant pressed against the sapling.

After examining it, Mu Xueli said with a face full of regret: "What a waste, a perfectly good 6-leaf big ginseng, ruined. It went from 5,000 to 1,000; it's not worth much now."

Upon hearing this, Wang An quickly stood up, turned around, and kicked Mu Xueli in the butt twice, saying with dissatisfaction: "Do you know what 'saying nice things to please' means? Do you know what 'being blunt and annoying' means?"

After kicking Mu Xueli, Wang An rolled his eyes at him again and said:

"You have a broken mouth."

To be honest, Mu Xueli speaking like this in this situation was truly infuriating.

It was like when everyone was watching a peacock spread its tail, he had to turn the peacock around and make everyone look at its dirty butt.

It was also like when everyone was admiring a beauty, he had to say that this beauty farts loudly and poops very stinky... It must be said that although these are facts, they are also damn annoying!

Mu Xueli didn't care about the two kicks, as if he hadn't been kicked at all, and while patting the dirt off his butt, he said:

"Really, brother-in-law, let me tell you, a ginseng like this at the supply and marketing cooperative..."

Yet before Mu Xueli could finish, Wang An pointed at him and interrupted directly:

"Shut your damn mouth. If you keep blabbering, I'll beat you to death, do you believe me?"

Mu Xueli secretly peeked at Wang An's eyes and finally shut his mouth in frustration.

Wang Li, however, muttered softly with schadenfreude: "Serves you right, letting you show off, letting you be a killjoy, got kicked, hehehehe..."

It was clear that among the three of them, only Wang Li was happy now, mainly because his mood was quite good.

Wang An looked at the ginseng in the mud puddle, then looked at Mu Xueli and Wang Li, and said impatiently to Mu Xueli: "Go, go, get out of my sight, I'm annoyed just looking at you now."

It must be said that after Wang An discovered this ginseng, his mood was very excited and thrilled; he had originally intended to share this joy with Mu Xueli and Wang Li.

However, Mu Xueli's three sentences directly turned his good mood upside down.

Wang Li tried to hold back his laughter and said to Wang An: "Fourth Brother, it's already past 2 o'clock, and we haven't eaten yet."

Hearing this, Wang An glared at Mu Xueli again and said casually:

"Alright, then wash your hands and let's eat."

(End of chapter)

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