Chapter 263: But I'm Impotent (Monthly Ticket Bonus 8)
As a result, when he walked back home, he had to continue working.
In the hour or so he went to the old house, Lin Xiuqing had already washed all the radishes dug in the morning, basket after basket placed there. She even took an extra-large basin, put a shredder on it, and had already shredded a bit of radish.
"You washed them so fast, can't you rest for a while?"
"Isn't it thinking, take advantage of the good weather, finish it? Push into strips, dry for half a day today, and dry for a whole day tomorrow, and it can be stored. Just right, the toadfish are all dried and stored, the bamboo mats are all empty. After lunch, I'll scrub them, and it's just right to dry the radish strips."
"Are you also thinking of taking advantage of me not going out to sea these two days, and ordering me to do more work?"
"It's good that you understand!"
Ye Yaodong waved his hand at her helplessly, "Go, go, go, I'll do it, you go cook, I'm starving."
Lin Xiuqing got up with a smile and handed the work to him. The two children beside her also shouted excitedly, "Roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, Mom, go roast sweet potatoes quickly..."
Squatting there waiting for a long time, finally they could roast sweet potatoes.
"Then you go mix the mud yourselves, stir with a stick, pull up your sleeves, not allowed to get mud on your bodies."
"Okay~" Ye Chenghu rushed to the field like a gust of wind, and Ye Chengyang followed closely behind.
Ye Yaodong only looked up once, then continued pushing radish strips, not caring about them. Mixing mud, who wouldn't know how?
Not long after, the two children came over in a hurry one after another to take sweet potatoes from the basket.
"Don't be greedy and take too big ones, otherwise they won't be easy to cook, take medium-sized oval ones."
"Got it, Dad!"
Ye Yaodong saw the two holding one each and running away, and shouted again, "Roast a few more."
Thinking about it, he felt something was wrong? Seemed like he didn't see them go into the house to scoop water?
"What are you using to mix the mud?"
"Pee~"
Hearing this, he widened his eyes, "Damn... you guys are really something..."
While speaking, he ran over and picked up the two children who were stirring with sticks, "Virgin pee is a great supplement, right? Naughty, go in and wash your hands, I'll do it for you."
He also wanted to eat roasted sweet potatoes, using pee...
Who could stand this...
Scooped a ladle of water, mixed a pile of mud, wrapped seven or eight sweet potatoes, and he took them in and threw them into the stove.
"Not doing your proper job, told you to push radish strips, and you're still taking two to play with mud..."
Ye Yaodong said gloomily, "Do you know what your two good sons are using to mix mud?"
"Ah? What?"
"Pee, good thing I asked, otherwise we would all be doomed."
"How did you happen to discover it? Anyway, I'm not eating."
Lin Xiuqing saw him deliberately squinting his eyes to despise her, and amusedly reached out to straighten his face, "Go wash your hands and work, even a team of donkeys wouldn't dare to rest like this."
Ye Yaodong took advantage of the children not paying attention, quickly kissed her cheek before going to wash his hands and continue working.
Busy all afternoon, he finally pushed all the radishes into strips or cut them into slices, and dried them all on bamboo mats.
Twisting his sore waist, having been bending over to push strips, he felt his waist was sore again.
At this time, a small hand touched his waist and kneaded it a few times.
"What, giving benefits?"
"If you want the ox to run, of course you have to let the ox eat its fill. Tomorrow we still have to dry sweet potato strips. Take advantage of the good weather, everything that should be dried should be dried. I don't know if there will be good weather later."
"Working non-stop."
"Didn't you say you wanted to dry sweet potato strips?"
Ye Yaodong put his arm around her shoulder and headed into the house, "Whatever you say, there's no plowed-out land, only tired-out oxen... hiss~"
Lin Xiuqing secretly pinched his lower back.
After working for two more consecutive days, after harvesting the radishes and sweet potatoes in the field and replanting, after finishing almost all the work at home, Ye Yaodong went to the old house to check. Except for the sweet potato starch still settling, there was nothing to be busy with at home.
After asking about his father's rheumatism, and being told it was much better, he prepared to find Acai again, but as soon as he came out of the old house, he was intercepted.
"Looked for you all over, so you're here!"
Ye Yaodong was confused, looking inexplicably at the suddenly appearing Party Chen Shuji.
"What's wrong, anything? Need money for the newspaper subscription?"
Except for this, he couldn't think of anything Party Chen Shuji would have to call him for.
He hadn't even subscribed for a few days, so anxious?
Party Chen Shuji chuckled, "Money for the newspaper, would I chase you for it? Besides, where would I need to ask, the postman delivering the newspaper will ask you."
"Then what's the matter with me? And looked for me all over, any good news?"
He just said it casually, teasing, not expecting Party Chen Shuji to actually nod with a smile, "It's because there's good news that I thought of you, let's go, let's go to your house and talk first."
"What good news, is the village cadre short of people, need talent like me to fill in?"
"You think quite beautifully, only attended literacy class for a few days and you dare to think?"
"Isn't it thinking of having you, Party Chen Shuji, as a back door? Hehe~ this isn't it, that isn't it, then what's the matter with me?"
"Go to your house and talk!"
"Still mysterious?" Ye Yaodong was suddenly a bit suspicious, feeling it wasn't good news.
"Anyway, it's good news looking for you."
The two walked and chatted casually about the fresh things happening in the village recently.
Along the way, he racked his brains, Ye Yaodong couldn't think of any good news Party Chen Shuji would suddenly have for him?
Until he returned home and heard Party Chen Shuji's question, he understood the reason and was also startled.
"How much are you still away from being a ten-thousand-yuan household?"
"Scared..." Ye Yaodong widened his eyes, "You believe the rumors spreading in the village?"
"Is it really a rumor?"
"Nonsense, where would I get ten thousand yuan? You're more like a ten-thousand-yuan household."
Party Chen Shuji stared, "Nonsense, I just farm, where would I earn a ten-thousand-yuan household? You want me to go in directly."
"Then you don't have it, and I have it even less,"
"But you sold a lot of goods in these few months! Some time ago, the sardine storm, heard you caught up with it, earned a lot, these few days it's oarfish and abalone, definitely earned a lot. Even if not a ten-thousand-yuan household, it should be close."
Ye Yaodong quickly begged for mercy, "Party Chen Shuji, you overestimate me, the full boat of goods isn't just mine, my father has a share, where would I earn a ten-thousand-yuan household, my boat was just changed not long ago."
"But you definitely earned a lot."
"Who knows I owe money?"
"Don't play games with me, I'm telling you seriously," Party Chen Shuji felt he couldn't follow this guy's lead, easy to be led by the nose, led by him to play Tai Chi.
"Now it's close to the end of the year, the county has issued a document, let us report whether there are ten-thousand-yuan households in each village? Need to use this to encourage the masses, and will hold a commendation meeting to award honors, and can also get on the newspaper, what a rare opportunity, are you sure you're not a ten-thousand-yuan household?"
None of his business, he was really still more than half away from being a ten-thousand-yuan household, damn it, don't know who spread it first.
"Of course I'm sure, people outside are talking nonsense, how much money I earned, I know in my heart, still 108,000 miles away from being a ten-thousand-yuan household."
Party Chen Shuji was skeptical, but said with some regret: "Really not? I thought you should be close, thinking I could borrow some money from you, operate it, first implement the beautiful name of ten-thousand-yuan household, our village can also become famous."
Ye Yaodong said with a grin: "Party Chen Shuji, if you have a lot of money and want to borrow some, that's no problem, but forget about the ten-thousand-yuan household?"
"Speak properly!"
Alright, he put down the crossed legs he had been keeping, and said: "Such a glorious ten-thousand-yuan household, I want it too, but it's far off, I can't fool people, right? How much I weigh, I still know."
"Sigh, can't even borrow some money? Thought our village was going to become famous, what a pity."
"Hmm, you wait first, when I save enough money, I'll notify you."
"If a rare opportunity is missed, who knows if there will be a next time? When you save enough money, maybe it won't be rare anymore."
"Then forget it, why don't you look around the village again, see whose family is richer? If it's a bit short, gather it, send him to heaven... ah no, send him to the newspaper..."
Both are black and white, almost made a slip of the tongue.
Party Chen Shuji frowned, "The whole village, you have the biggest reputation, and you're still far away, who can get on?"
He shrugged, "Anyway, I can't!"
"A man can't say he can't!"
"But I really can't, I'm impotent."
Party Chen Shuji almost spat out a mouthful of tea, this guy!
"Alright, know you can't, I'm leaving, I have to go intercept, don't know if it's been reported yet."
"Damn... you guys are not asking the person involved, faking it, not afraid of causing trouble..."
"Who knew you were impotent?" ===== CHAPTER 264 =====
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