Chapter 368: Enemies on a narrow road

People have three urgencies.

Urgency to pee, urgency to poop, urgency to fart; this is just like luck arriving, you can't block it.

Ye Yaodong only had his old face turn red for the moment he was discovered. After calming down, his face was thick enough to pretend he hadn't heard anything. The first thing he did when he got on the boat was to take off his wet clothes and pants, and check if he had any "oligei" on him.

As a result, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a group of small fish swimming over, fighting over his "oligei"...

"Damn, Dongzi, you're fertilizing the sea."

"Tsk tsk tsk~ and it's being scrambled for~"

"Ugh~ can't eat fish tonight."

"Rest assured, today's trawling failed, there's no fish anyway."

Ye Yaodong rolled his eyes, "Isn't the food everyone eats also watered with that stuff? If you haul a net now, you can still catch it while it's fresh."

"Damn, you'd better keep it for yourself!" The expression on Hearing Xiao Xiao's face was indescribable.

"Seeing you guys whispering excitedly, I thought you were regretting not eating it."

"Go die, why don't you dig and see if your butt is wiped clean?"

"So you usually use digging?"

Hearing Xiao Xiao rolled his eyes, "If you don't use digging, do you use licking?"

"You lick one first as a demonstration."

"Are you two disgusting? Digging one moment, licking the next, and still researching this. Dongzi, your butt is quite white, whiter than your face before. Your body is a bit tanned, how come your butt hasn't changed?"

"That's right, whiter than a steamed bun, it can even reflect light in the sun."

"Is it possible your butts are darker than your faces? My butt hasn't been exposed to the sun."

He said while changing into the dry set of clothes he had changed out of earlier, dressing neatly to save them from staring at his naked body.

Is it wrong to have white skin?

If you aren't white, how can you be a "pretty boy"? How can you marry a wife and eat soft rice?

It's precisely because he is white that his daughter can inherit his excellent genes, white and tender.

As for the other two sons, don't care if they inherited his excellent genes, whether they look like him or Xiuqing doesn't matter, as long as they don't look like others. Looking like others would be a big deal...

His two older brothers look more like his father, never seen them white, their young faces are dark with sunspots.

And him, from childhood to adulthood, tanned, as long as he covers up for an autumn and winter, the next year he is a white and clean young man again.

Although he is a bit tanned now, at least it's better than not enough but better than too little, and it can still be saved, should still be in time.

"You're whiter than a woman's butt."

"More than that, whiter than breasts!"

"Get lost, stop making dirty jokes with me."

"Why did you specifically run into the water to poop? Wouldn't it be enough to stick your butt out of the boat?" Hearing Xiao Xiao asked curiously.

Azheng winked and said, "Probably hit a wave, the boat shook, and he fell into the water."

"Have you guys fallen into the sea like that, so you understand as soon as you see it?"

Seeing that Ye Yaodong was dressed, and they were still talking nonsense endlessly, Ye Fu hurriedly reminded them, "Let's go, stop talking, say whatever you have to say when you get back, noisy..."

"Hear that? My dad says you're noisy, your mouths are never idle all day..."

Ye Yaodong walked toward the diesel engine, "Going back, the sun has set, and you're still pulling me here to talk nonsense."

"Who pulled you to talk nonsense? Who was shaking around with a bare butt, distracting our attention? Still have the nerve to say that, let's go, let's go, going back."

"Why did you guys come so late today? There's no cargo left. I thought you would come early to call us back."

Just as Ye Yaodong's voice fell, Azheng patted Hearing Xiao Xiao's shoulder heavily, "Oh, damn, your poop covered my brain, forgot to tell you..."

"Are you damn too handy?"

Hearing Xiao Xiao was patted by him, one shoulder sank, turned around angrily and gave his shoulder a punch, but was dodged by Azheng with quick reactions.

"Oh~ isn't it because you were standing right next to me, too handy?" he said with a giggle.

The two were still chattering and playing, Ye Yaodong didn't care about them, directly increased the boat's horsepower, and took a step first. He was just asking casually anyway, didn't expect to get an answer.

Anyway, he left, they would definitely follow when they saw it, otherwise waiting there to listen to them dawdle, who knows until when?

"Hey hey hey~ leaving? Hurry up and follow, stop dawdling... the noisiest one is you..."

"Your damn words are the most..."

Standing next to the diesel engine, the ears were full of the sound of the machine, talking had to rely on shouting, and separated by the boat, couldn't hear the sound of the boat next to it at all, but Ye Yaodong knew at a glance that the two were still bickering.

Going to sea with friends, accompanying each other, indeed it would be much more interesting, wouldn't be bored at all.

Not long after the boat sailed away from the buoy, the two people behind also drove the boat to follow, the two boats sailing side by side.

There was no cargo today, as soon as the sun set, many boats also returned one after another. Ye Yaodong also saw many more boats around on the way.

Looking at the marks on the surrounding boats, didn't recognize a single one, so he didn't take it to heart.

Who knew that just at this moment, there was a boat not far away that leaned directly toward them diagonally, and then another boat next to that boat also approached them at the same time. Such abnormal behavior made other fishing boats around look sideways.

Ye Yaodong also looked over, and at just one glance, he recognized the logo on the boat, and the three father and son who were gnashing their teeth from far to near.

Truly haunting, didn't expect to meet them on the return trip, enemies on a narrow road.

Ye Yaodong's originally indifferent attitude suddenly became serious. He looked at another boat that was also sailing toward them quickly at the same time. The heads on that boat seemed to be three people too?

6 against 4, going to die!

"Dad, go shout, tell Hearing Xiao Xiao and Azheng to run fast."

After saying that, he increased the horsepower and rushed out, to avoid the other side having more boats, and being surrounded by them first, that would be miserable. The things on his boat weren't cheap, and there was quite a lot of cargo, run one by one.

Hearing Xiao Xiao and Azheng didn't react slowly either. After identifying whose boats the two rushing over were, they also increased horsepower and followed, following closely behind, mouths also cursing there, saying bad luck.

Ye Yaodong was also cursing while steering the boat, "Damn it, can meet this? No need to struggle now, tomorrow definitely run away quickly."

Ye Fu was nervously looking at the side of the boat, "Run faster Dongzi, the horsepower of those two boats doesn't seem to lose to ours."

He turned his head and looked around, not only not losing to them, one boat might even be a little faster than them.

"Fortunately it's the return trip, wait and see if there are any fishing boats from our village seeing it, damn..." ===== CHAPTER 369 =====