Chapter 501: The Troubles of Being Too Handsome

It's just that it's inconvenient to live in the town. Otherwise, it would be better to open a few large dormitory rooms in the town's guest house, saving them from having to change locations constantly.

The town wharf can also collect goods, but the jellyfish dragged back by fishing nets cannot be moved ashore. In the village, because there is a beach exposed, you can drag them to the beach one by one after docking the boat.

The town's port can only dock, where is there a beach. Moreover, the guest house has no place for them to boil jellyfish blood and jellyfish brains. They can only sell them whole after being caught ashore. If they die for too long, it won't be cost-effective.

After coming out of the room, Ye Yaodong took a shower and finished eating. He planned to take advantage of the fact that it wasn't dark yet and hurry to the latrine to have a bowel movement.

When eating, the stomach is wriggling there, which is especially easy to produce a bowel movement. He also held it back and waited until he finished eating before going. Otherwise, if he went halfway and came back, he wouldn't have to eat. It would be considered good if he didn't vomit.

He covered his stomach, pinched a ball of newspaper in his hand, and hurried to the latrine with a painful expression.

It's just that when passing by a small field on the way, he actually saw the Lu family girl talking to a young man next to a straw stack, and the young man's emotions were quite agitated.

Gurgle gurgle~

His stomach was churning, he glanced at it and hurried to the latrine.

Eating, drinking, and pooping are the big things in life!

A small, dilapidated latrine was not even as tall as him. A small wooden board placed in front could only barely block below the chest. As long as people passing by could see who was squatting there...

He stood on the two wooden boards tremblingly. After releasing, he felt comfortable, and then hurriedly wiped clean, pulled up his pants, and ran out in one go.

Holding his breath all the time, his face was already flushed. After standing there and panting for a while, he walked back slowly.

Although he lived in the village for ten days, the number of times he went to the toilet in the village was quite limited. He could solve it on the boat and add fertilizer to the sea. He would never drag it to the shore to pollute the air.

"The air of nature is really good~"

After he sighed, he put his hands in his pockets, whistled, and walked back slowly, just as a post-meal walk.

The man and woman by the straw stack just now had already been forgotten by him. Originally, he hadn't taken it to heart.

Who knew that just as he walked onto the small path again, suddenly a person rushed out from the side, and caught him off guard, directly punched him in the face.

After Ye Yaodong took a solid punch, his reaction was not slow. He directly clenched his fist and hit back, and greeted his mother and ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Damn it, biting people randomly, I'll beat you to death..."

The man didn't expect him to react so quickly. His nose took a solid punch, and a burst of sour pain came, and nosebleed flowed down instantly.

He wiped it with the back of his hand and rushed up again.

"You shameless pretty boy, you still dare to fight back. I'll kill you, daring to come to our village to act like a hooligan..."

Ye Yaodong dodged the fist he smashed head-on, kicked over again, and cursed mercilessly.

"Kill your mother, I'm here to work and earn money, act like a hooligan to your ancestors, damn it, you have no ability to pick up girls, and you blame others?"

"You useless soft egg, it's good that she didn't look at you. You're not afraid to take a piss and look at what kind of virtue you have. If you don't have urine, I have it. I'll give it to you for free. You can take it with your mouth. By the way, I'll give you a rinse and wash your stinky mouth."

"37c constant temperature and pure natural, although it's not virgin urine, it's no problem to rinse your mouth..."

People cursed one sentence, he wanted to curse ten sentences, but his mouth was sharp, cursing the man until his face was flushed, and he could only respond with a few simple vocabulary words like "your mother", "damn it".

The momentum was obviously at a disadvantage.

Is it a quarrel? Of course, the faster and louder you curse, the longer the sentence, the more content, the more momentum.

From the first punch to the later twisting into a ball, it was just a moment. Lu Mingmei was still stunned by the man's behavior at first.

After Ye Yaodong fought back, she reacted instantly and hurried over to pull the fight.

"Don't fight, don't fight, it's just a misunderstanding..."

"Misunderstanding, what misunderstanding? Before, I called you out and talked to you, you weren't so impatient. You also said you didn't look at this pretty boy, and someone saw you running to send vegetables to people every three days..."

"Really not, that's gratitude..."

"Forget it... it's this pretty boy hooking up..."

Ye Yaodong also understood the cause and result of his punch, and was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

Damn it, a disaster from the sky, being handsome, blame me?

"Damn it, being handsome, blame me? You look so ugly, black and dark, who looks at you? You look ugly yourself, not popular, and blame me?"

"What the hell, you don't have any self-knowledge. A pile of black and dark cow dung specifically wants to find fresh flowers. Don't think that you are fat and can nourish..."

Lu Mingmei watched the two of them tear their clothes, and they were still twisting and fighting there, anxious to the point of crying.

"Don't say it... don't curse... it's really a misunderstanding. I just expressed gratitude for a few days at the beginning, and later my mother wouldn't let me send it..."

"That's your mother wouldn't let you send..."

"What the hell, beauty, this kind of narrow-minded man, you must not want him. You just remember a small action in your heart. If you really marry him, your life will not be easy in the future. All kinds of shit and urine basins will be buckled on your head..."

"Shut your mouth..."

"Shut your mother, the mouth is on me, I love how to say it, how to say it, not to mention what I said is a fact, is it poking your pain point... It looks like I guessed it..."

Ye Yaodong was so angry that he didn't pay for his life.

The man's arm muscles were bulging, his temples were bulging, his eyes were glaring at him fiercely, and his head was almost smoking.

"You can't change your narrow-mindedness even if you stare at your eyes like dead fish..."

"Your mother..."

The man didn't know if he was so angry that his divine power increased, he directly threw Ye Yaodong to the ground, and then sat on it.

Fortunately, with Lu Mingmei's great help, she helped push the man away. Ye Yaodong took the opportunity to roll on the spot, turned over and rode on it, and smashed his fist into the man's face.

The troublesome Lu Mingmei also grabbed his hand at this time, not letting him hit people.

"Go away, I'll teach the dog man a lesson for you, you'd better distinguish between black and white."

"No, don't fight, don't fight..."

Carelessly, Ye Yaodong was pressed underneath again, but this time, he relied on his own strength to turn over, and then smashed his fist into the man's face one by one.

The two rolled back and forth in the harvested rice field.

The paddy field that had been harvested had long been exposed to the sun and cracked. The roots of the rice were still in the field. They rolled inside, and Ye Yaodong was in pain.

But it was not as important as fighting, and as long as he was the one riding on top, he was not afraid, but the skill of cursing was almost painful.

Lu Mingmei kept persuading and pulling the fight on the side, but she couldn't separate the two who were fighting with fire.

Until the two rolled into the straw stack unconsciously, Ye Yao stood up from the straw stack in a panic.

The two were separated as a result.

Lu Mingmei also breathed a sigh of relief, hurried to the middle of the two, turned her back to Ye Yaodong, spread her hands, and said to the man, "Alright, don't fight, don't fight. I told you it was a misunderstanding earlier, why do you still think crookedly? Not to mention that we don't have any relationship, why do you control me?"

Seeing the man looking at her unwillingly, she had to soften her tone and said, "It's going to be dark. You guys hurry back to sleep. You have to go out to sea early at night. Where do you get the energy to fight?"

"Hmph, I have plenty of energy." Ye Yaodong wiped the cracked corner of his mouth and wiped off the blood on it.

Seeing Lu Mingmei holding the man tightly, not letting the man rush forward, he simply threw out a sentence he had long wanted to say.

"I'm married, I have a wife and children at home, you damn big idiot."

Then he turned and left, not paying attention to the two stunned people.

It's meaningless to fight anymore. People say that they are angry for the beauty. What is he? The girl has nothing to do with him, why did he fight for a woman he didn't know for no reason.

Didn't eat the rabbit, but got a body of trouble, really unlucky.

Ye Yaodong covered his painful face, listened to the clamor coming from behind, couldn't help picking up a stone, and smashed it over, hitting the center of the head, and it swelled directly.

"I said I have a wife and children, you damn it, are you sick? You don't have the ability to chase women, and you blame others for being too excellent?"

He cursed and went home. After being far away, he couldn't hear the sound behind him.

Ye Fu and others watched him just go out for a trip, and his face was colored after coming back, and his heart couldn't help but lift.

"Did you fight with someone? Did the villagers find trouble with you?"

"Did the villagers find trouble?"

People were nervous.

"The villagers found trouble, but it was because I was too handsome and was jealous, damn it."

"What do you mean?" People asked in unison?

After he told everyone about the encounter just now, Ye Fu only said one sentence, "Deserve it! I told you long ago to tell people you are married..."

"Go, she didn't come to the door again, I still ran up to tell her? Nervous."

"Hurry up and wipe some medicinal wine, otherwise half of your face will be swollen tomorrow."

"Got it, you guys also pack up your things, move in a while, don't stay at night, don't leave tomorrow if you stay any longer." ===== CHAPTER 502 =====