Chapter 66: Teasing the Wife

As soon as Ye Yaodong got home, he hurried to take a shower, and then returned to the room to start educating his two children.

"Eldest, you can't swim, do you want to learn?"

"I want to, Dad, Brother Ahai can swim, I want to learn to swim too!"

The other one, Ye Chengyang, was also jumping up and down on the bed shouting: "I want to, I want to too!"

"Do you want to eat shit? If you collapse the bed board later, see if I don't beat you," Ye Yaodong glared at the little guy, then said to his eldest son, "That child drowned just now, were you afraid when you saw it?"

Ye Chenghu shrank his neck, also remembering the scene on the beach just now, and said hesitantly: "Dad, if I learn to swim, will I not drown?"

"Unless you fall into the deep sea, no one finds you, your physical strength fails, and there is no driftwood to support you, otherwise under normal circumstances, you won't drown."

"I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of as a boy? Your old man will teach you, I won't let anything happen to you."

He was also afraid that the children would be naughty and run to the seaside to teach themselves. Although in his previous life, the two children didn't know how they learned, they both knew how to swim, but who knew if the trajectory would change? After all, the child today was saved by him.

With him teaching, he could also be more at ease.

"Right, let your dad teach you to swim, you are not allowed to run to the seaside with your brothers and sisters to learn by yourselves."

Lin Xiuqing also nodded fiercely from the side. Just now on the beach, she was also worried to death, afraid that the one who drowned was her own child. People by the sea basically all worked on the sea, so they definitely had to know how to swim.

"Before you learn to swim, without an adult by your side, none of you are allowed to go into the water, otherwise if I find out, I'll break your legs."

Ye Chenghu shrank his feet and said weakly: "I know, Dad."

"Wait until tomorrow to see if we are going out to sea? If not, I'll take you to learn tomorrow. Alright, go play."

Free at last, Ye Chenghu jumped off the bed excitedly, and Ye Chengyang followed suit, almost giving Lin Xiuqing a fright, and she hurriedly caught him.

"You idiot, what is your brother doing? Why are you doing it too? Is this something you can jump from? Ye Chenghu, come here, as an older brother, you don't set a good example..."

Knowing his mother was scolding, only a fool would go over. Ye Chenghu slipped away without looking back, leaving only Ye Chengyang there wailing and telling him to wait for him...

Lin Xiuqing was furious and gave her youngest son two hard smacks before letting him leave.

Boys were also tough, and he didn't cry or make a fuss; he was just a little one, and he took off running.

Only then did she look at Ye Yaodong, "Teach me that set of actions you did on the beach just now!"

"You want to learn?"

"Just in case, living by the sea all day, there's no guarantee there won't be a time when it's useful."

"Sure, then lie down, and I'll demonstrate for you to see."

"Mm!"

At first, Ye Yaodong was still seriously telling her how to perform first aid, where to place her hands for compressions, and she listened seriously, but after a while, it changed flavor.

"Where are you putting your hands?"

"Aren't I teaching you?"

"Go away, is this teaching? Is this the position? You are clearly rubbing..." Lin Xiuqing lowered her voice, afraid of being heard.

"Don't move, first aid has to be kept up for half an hour, you can only give up when there is no sign of life..."

"Save your head, go away, I have to go help Mom cook..." She was almost pressed under him, and he had the nerve to talk nonsense with a straight face.

"There's Eldest Sister-in-law and Second Sister-in-law!"

"They went to the pier to sell goods..."

"I earned another 40 yuan for you today, shouldn't you show some appreciation?"

Lin Xiuqing pressed her hands against his shoulders and gave him a fierce glare, "Wasn't it me who discovered it?"

"Then I put in the effort too! And the mud crab was caught by me, and the sea bass was caught by me too!"

Infuriating!

Ye Yaodong looked at her wide-eyed expression with a smile, then turned his head, stretched his side face in front of her, and urged: "Hurry up, show some appreciation quickly and I'll let you go out to cook, otherwise the two sons will run in later and see, and they'll start shouting nonsense again!"

It was his own wife, wasn't he allowed to tease her a bit? Looking at her vivid expression, he was also very happy.

How could Lin Xiuqing let him get his way?

She directly pressed her palm on his face, pushed it hard toward the pillow on the side, and then flipped over to ride on him.

He let out a muffled grunt, pinched her small waist to keep her from escaping, and whispered: "So you like it this way..."

Lin Xiuqing's cheeks turned red in a flash, she spat at him, hurriedly flipped off the bed, spread her five fingers to comb her hair casually, and ran out.

Ye Yaodong, on the other hand, leisurely crossed his legs, put his hands behind his head, and hummed a song. If he hadn't intentionally let go, could she have run away?

His father went to the shelter to drive the boat, and he didn't know if they were going out to sea tonight. He planned to close his eyes and rest for a while.

As a result, just as he fell asleep, he was woken up by his wife, "Your friends are here to find you."

He muttered with sleepy eyes, "How could you bear to come call me? Before, weren't you wishing I wasn't home?"

Lin Xiuqing said unhappily: "Then I'll just tell them directly that you aren't home."

If it weren't for the fact that his friends had done some serious work during this time and had gone over to the house to help with work from time to time, she wouldn't have come to call him, and would definitely have told them directly that he wasn't there!

Ye Yaodong pulled her, "Don't, I'm up, I'll go see if they have any get-rich-quick things to find me for?"

"Forget it, you guys are either playing cards or eating and drinking when you are together, can there still be get-rich-quick things?"

"Who says there aren't? Didn't I give you nearly 400 yuan a few days ago? Maybe there's some other good thing?"

"That was luck, just happened to run into it when going out to sea."

"But we made a fortune, didn't we?"

Lin Xiuqing didn't argue with him. Anyway, there wasn't much time left until mealtime, and he had no money in his pocket, "Come back early for dinner."

"Mm."

He fastened his pants and hurried out. Behind him, his mother was also nagging, "It's already 4 o'clock, it'll be dinner time soon and you still won't settle down, still running out..."

At the entrance, A-Guang, Xiao Xiao, and the others were waiting there with no proper posture.

"What's the matter with finding me, I was sleeping."

A-Guang touched his chin and circled him, making him feel a bit baffled.

"What are you doing?"

"I heard you showed great power this afternoon and saved Secretary Chen's grandson, so we came to pay our respects."

"It costs money, two cents for a look!"

"Pah, think you're a star!"

Xiao Xiao laughed from the side: "Let's go, it's already 4 o'clock, don't waste time."

Ye Yaodong was dragged away, baffled, "You guys haven't told me where we are going yet?"

"Going to fish for swamp eels, you going?"

"Are you crazy? It just rained heavily during the typhoon two days ago, the water level in the fields and ditches has risen, what are you fishing for? You can't even see the holes!"

Isn't going there a waste of time? Might as well sleep at home, this bunch of idiots!