Chapter 1: Hey! Pagoda-holder! Aren't you going to release my father yet?

【Brain storage area: This text is a comedy/farce, brainless but an alternative thrill. It has humor, healing, and hot-bloodedness. The summary is weak, just read the text.】

"You bald donkey, you dare to trick my Nezha into wearing a golden hoop!"

"Try chanting one? If you dare to chant a single word, I, Nezha, will twist your head off even if I have to stab you to death!"

"Ah..."

"Pfft!"

That North-South Tripitaka Amituofo only chanted the word "Ah," and hey, guess what! He died!

Journey to the West, Chapter One, series finale.

On a desolate mountain, Sui Sanzang, wearing a kasaya, was sprinting wildly, moving like a lightning bolt...

Yet, after all that fierce effort, he looked back and realized he hadn't run a single step—a pure two-hundred-and-fifty.

Xiaotian Quan bit down hard on Sui Sanzang's kasaya, refusing to let go, growling incessantly.

The Judicial God Yang Jian dragged a person with one hand and a dog with the other.

"What did you say to the dog?"

"Huh? I said my flesh grants immortality if eaten..."

Yang Jian speechlessly covered his forehead, and as a result, he loosened the hand holding Xiaotian Quan.

"Ah!!!"

Journey to the West, Chapter Two, series finale.

In the mountains, on a winding path.

Sun Wukong looked at the hat in his hands, scratching his ears and cheeks with joy, about to put it on his head.

Tang Sanzang felt guilty and dared not look at him, so he turned his back.

"Bang!"

This staff strike, caught off guard, hit Tang Xuanzang on the head. Immediately, Jin Chanzi entered reincarnation once more.

"You bald donkey, do you think my Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze are for show? Daring to plot against me, you deserve a beating!"

Journey to the West, Chapter Three, series finale.

Nanzhan Buzhou, the Great Tang of the Eastern Lands.

Tang An was dressed in silks and satins, fine clothes and robes. Yet, she squatted on a large rock, swaying her body in a slouching manner, not looking like a lady at all.

She looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva before her, truly an ethereal, otherworldly beauty who cared nothing for worldly affairs.

"So, I, Tang An, have transmigrated and become a Journey to the West wage slave?"

"A wage slave?"

"Isn't that exactly what it means? Isn't a Destined One just a wage slave? Isn't it just working for you all?"

Guanyin had a compassionate expression and a gentle smile, beginning the leader's routine of painting a big picture.

In short, it was all about the various benefits after obtaining the true scriptures.

Tang An looked at Guanyin painting that big picture, and she really was just like those skinflints; even her divinity felt gone.

"So, not only do I have to go to the Western Heaven to fetch scriptures, I also have to find my three disciples—Nezha, Yang Jian, and Sun Wukong—to go with me?"

Guanyin nodded with satisfaction, "The child is teachable."

Heh?

The child is teachable? Are you sure it's not "the child is ready for salvation"?

Who are they?

Nezha! The Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea!

The God of Slaughter who carved bones to return to his father and flesh to his mother, who would even kill himself if he got ruthless—he only kills, never saves!

Yang Jian, though he looks mature and steady, couldn't help but swing his axe at his own cousin, nearly killing the suns in the sky!

They call him the Judicial God, but which time during the Havoc in Heaven didn't he have a hand in secretly instigating?

And let's talk about Sun Wukong, who styled himself the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, stole the Queen Mother's peaches, overturned the Jade Emperor's Lingxiao Palace, and even peed on the Buddha's hand.

Sigh~

These three evil gods: one rebels openly, one rebels secretly, and one rebels at any time.

She became the Destined One and is supposed to take them as disciples? What virtue or ability does she have! She doesn't have a death wish!

"Tang An, do you have reservations?"

"Heh... no reservations, no reservations." When your life is about to be gone, what reservations could you have?

Guanyin opened her palm, holding three golden hoops.

"I have a treasure that can help you subdue the three of them."

Tang An took the golden hoops and looked up at Guanyin. "Just this? That's it?"

"Are you still uneasy? Just set your heart at ease; these golden hoops come with the Tight-Fillet Spell. As long as they wear them, they can no longer harm you."

"Heh..." Tang An felt a faint sense of impending death. "Guanyin Bodhisattva, do you believe what you're saying yourself?"

With these golden hoops, the second she puts them on Nezha, she could be soul-bound for the Western Heaven the next second.

Guanyin also thought of how previous Destined Ones had died at the hands of those three evil gods, and for a moment, she felt too guilty to meet Tang An's eyes.

"Tang An, if you can make them willingly bow to you as their master, then on the road of eighty-one tribulations, even without the golden hoops, they will surely protect your safety."

"Heh..."

Truly, hearing your words is better than hearing your words.

If she had the ability to make the Great God of the Three Altars, the Judicial God, and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven listen to her, she would be walking sideways through the Three Realms—why would she need to fetch scriptures?

Wait...

Making them willingly bow as disciples might be hard, but if she changed the way she played, maybe it could actually work!

"Guanyin Bodhisattva, I wonder when I can meet my three disciples?"

"Wukong is at Huaguo Mountain. I will first summon Nezha to find you. Once you two are settled, you can go find Wukong."

After Guanyin finished speaking, she turned into a stream of light and disappeared before Tang An.

After Guanyin left, Tang An finally let out a sigh of relief.

When other wage slaves transmigrate, it's not rare to become a princess. If they aren't playing empress and ascending the throne, they're falling madly in love with a little general or a regent.

And her? She did transmigrate as a princess, but look at the result!

The result is that Tang Sanzang died, the Destined One changed, and she was only made a princess because of this Destined One identity!

Sigh~ As a princess, she didn't get to enjoy two days of good life before she had to start this alternative, miserable wage-slave life.

Although she's no longer working for people, working for gods and Buddhas seems even more miserable, right?

No base salary, only a big picture painted after the project ends, and the colleagues around her are all high-risk individuals.

Most importantly, the leader only gave her three death-trap golden hoops.

A heaven-collapsing start! This is a proper heaven-collapsing start!

Not to mention whether three golden hoops are enough for Nezha alone to wear, even if he did wear one, it's uncertain which of them would die first.

Sigh~ Life~ miserable~

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title of Destined One and unlocking the Rebellious Journey to the West System."

A Rebellious System? It certainly suits those three.

She, on the other hand, is a diligent corporate wage slave who hasn't really rebelled, so she hasn't experienced the joy of being a rebel.

"Novice gift pack unlocked successfully."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Child Psychology Manual."

"What the hell?" Tang An almost thought she heard wrong. "Child? Who? Who is a child?"

"Which one of those three isn't ten thousand years old? Using this set, you really are..."

"Really wise!" Tang An seemed to understand something, and like she had found a treasure, she began to study the Child Psychology Manual.

At the same time, in Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Nezha stepped on his Wind Fire Wheels, the Universe Ribbon floating around his arms, holding his Fire-Tipped Spear. Beside him stood Li Jing, and behind him stood ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.

A great demon was causing trouble here, and Nezha and Li Jing had received orders to subdue the demon.

But Nezha's eyes were fixed, without any concealment, directly on the Exquisite Pagoda in Li Jing's hand.

His gaze looked at Li Jing as if looking at trash, as if saying: "You have the ability to subdue demons, why don't you release the pagoda?"

Li Jing didn't dare look Nezha in the eye, coughed, and ordered the heavenly soldiers and generals to go down and subdue the demon.

Yet the great demon's cultivation was too strong, and those heavenly soldiers and generals were no match for it.

"Hey! Pagoda-holder, why don't you hurry up and release my father to collect the demon!"

Li Jing's mouth twitched, and he remained silent for a long time, yet he dared not release the pagoda.

If the pagoda were released, the pagoda would be gone the next second, and he would be dead thoroughly the second after.

The two were deadlocked in this situation; it seemed Nezha didn't come here to subdue demons at all, but entirely to find an opportunity to seize the pagoda and kill Li Jing. ===== CHAPTER 2 =====