Chapter 100: Dealing with the three of us, you use a King Bomb?

At that time, the three monsters, Tiger, Deer, and Goat, knelt beside their table, shivering, not daring to breathe loudly.

Those were the top war gods of the Heavenly Court; how did they all run here?

The Scripture Seeker was just seeking scriptures; how could she use such a big formation!

They were just three small monsters who hadn't attained the Dao!

It was equivalent to them only playing three threes on the card table, while Tang An directly played a King Bomb?

Who plays cards like that!

Tang An looked at the three of them. "Get up, I didn't really want to do anything to you."

Yes, they definitely wouldn't have believed this sentence from Tang An before. But now, they believed it, they believed it very much.

"From now on, you three stay here and guard Chechi Kingdom, waiting for Great Tang to take over."

"As for the Golden Hoop, I don't have any left; I've given them all out. I'll see if the Bodhisattva can wholesale some later."

"As for the opportunity I promised you before, there is one."

Tang An took out from the Universe Bag some pills beneficial to monsters' cultivation that she had obtained from the Bull Demon King, three in total.

"As long as you handle this matter well, continue to ensure the peace here, and concentrate on accumulating virtue and doing good deeds. Attaining the Dao and ascending is just a matter of time."

Painting cakes? She could do that too.

The three monsters hurriedly took the pills; just these three pills alone made them so surprised they were about to faint.

With their qualifications, where had they ever obtained such good treasures?

Huli Daxian was timid, wanting to ask but not daring to.

"If you want to say something, say it."

"Are you, are you really... a disciple of Lishan Laomu?"

"Yes, I said that a long time ago, you just didn't believe it, and I couldn't help it."

The three monsters: "..."

It was no exaggeration; they all wished they could slap themselves a few times.

What kind of things had they done!

They really saw that there was no door to hell, yet they had to bite the bullet and rush in!

"Alright." Tang An touched her round belly. "Arrange a place for us to stay, and by the way, wash the pot clean for us."

"Hey, alright, Immortal."

When she came in, Tang An came with an empty stomach. When she left, she was holding her belly.

Don't say, it had been a long time since she ate hotpot; eating it suddenly was quite satisfying.

Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian also seemed unsatisfied, having been sold on it by Tang An.

Two days later.

After stamping the passage document, Tang An and the others were ready to set off.

Yang Jian was puzzled. "You've already divided the territory to Great Tang, why do you still need to stamp the passage document?"

"Of course I have to stamp it; this is my check-in seal, and they are all my great achievements, all of which must be recorded and kept as a souvenir."

"Where we come from, just by virtue of the territory I've conquered on this passage document, I could start a separate genealogy and go down in history."

"No, not enough antiques, take some more." Thinking of this, Tang An went to hug the antiques again.

In short, whatever she took a fancy to in this palace, she took, basically emptying them out before stopping.

After all, she helped her cheap father conquer the territory, so taking these small benefits was perfectly fine.

On the road west.

Seeing that it was the end of the year, it was getting colder and colder.

Nezha, Wukong, and Yang Jian definitely couldn't feel the cold; only Tang An held onto Jiuyue's fox tail tightly to keep warm.

"Here." Nezha handed the Universe Ring to Tang An.

"Hmm?"

"Warm your hands."

"Oh." Tang An smiled and took it.

Don't say, it was really warm, and after holding the Universe Ring, her whole body was warm, not so cold anymore.

"Master, you are so afraid of the cold; next time we look for treasures, we should look for some magic treasures that protect the body and keep warm." Sun Wukong said while jumping up to catch the snowflakes falling from the sky.

"What you said makes sense." Tang An was reminded only now, but it was truly reminded too late.

Yang Jian looked at the long road ahead, not knowing what he was thinking.

Tang An glanced sideways and happened to meet his lonely expression.

"Hey, this is the first year the four of us have spent together; why don't we find a town ahead, take a few days of New Year's holiday, rest, and then continue our journey after the New Year?"

Sun Wukong had no objections; he raised his hand to shade his eyes and looked ahead. "Master, there is a village not far away."

"Fine, as long as there is a village." Tang An still nestled in Jiuyue's fox tail. "By the way, where have we reached?"

She asked herself, opening the map.

"Chen Family Village."

"Chen Family Village?" Sun Wukong heard Tang An's tone and knew that Chen Family Village was different. "Master, are there monsters in Chen Family Village?"

"Hmm, yes."

"What kind of monster?" Nezha also became interested.

"It's a Golden Fish Spirit that eats young boys and girls."

"What!" Sun Wukong, hearing that it was a monster that ate young boys and girls, scratched his hands in anger, his mouth making "chi-chi" sounds. "Where did this monster come from, daring to eat children of a few years old? Watch my old Sun go and beat it to death!"

"Wukong." Tang An stopped him and looked at Nezha and Yang Jian. "You also think that monster that eats young boys and girls deserves to die, right?"

Nezha and Yang Jian nodded at the same time, it went without saying.

"However, it is a monk who is not allowed to kill, a golden fish that has become a spirit." Tang An's words were all a satire of the hypocrisy of Buddhism.

"Do you know whose Golden Fish Spirit it is?" Yang Jian was already used to it, because Tang An could always see through things.

In addition, with Wenshu Bodhisattva's Green Lion Spirit as a precedent, it was normal for a few mounts to come down from the Buddhist side to make up the tribulations.

But even if they were making up the tribulations, doing such harmful things also deserved to die.

"Guanyin, Bodhisattva." Tang An emphasized the word Bodhisattva deeply.

She, Guanyin Bodhisattva, was a Bodhisattva representing great mercy and compassion. But what she had done along the way west was truly...

Mentioning the four words Guanyin Bodhisattva, the master and three disciples were all shocked.

"Chi-chi!"

"Even if it is Guanyin Bodhisattva's Golden Fish Spirit, my old Sun can kill it!"

"Wukong, no rush." Tang An immediately had an idea. "We have arrived; the children of this tribulation must be waiting for us to save them; they will not have any accidents."

"However, it is truly time to give Guanyin Bodhisattva a warning and a lesson; at the very least, she must be made to restrain herself in her style of doing things."

Yang Jian thought for a moment and said: "Exactly, you can ask her for the lotus throne you want."

Tang An was stunned and laughed: "You still remember?"

Actually, the things she said she wanted in Chechi Kingdom were all made up on the spot.

But to have things she made up on the spot remembered by others was still quite heartwarming and moving.

"Naturally I remember; Nezha has already been to the Heavenly Court to find Zhinu to make immortal clothes for you."

Nezha was suddenly named, caught off guard.

"Second Brother!"

Yang Jian looked at Nezha's appearance, and the smile at the corner of his mouth truly couldn't be suppressed.

"Of course, there is also Wukong. Wukong also asked the Jade Emperor for a glazed lamp; we originally planned to give them to you together during the New Year."

"Now just treat it as you knowing the gift in advance, and wait happily for a few days."

Tang An pouted, looked at the three of them, and suddenly her tears wouldn't listen to her.

She turned her head to the side and kept wiping her tears.

"Why are you crying?" Nezha didn't understand; wasn't this something worth being happy about?

Tang An sniffed. "Is this not being moved? It's really great to have you all."

"Really, really great." She wiped her tears, laughed through her tears, and wanted to cry even more after laughing.

The three great gods coaxed Tang An all the way, and only coaxed her well when they were almost at Chen Family Village.

"Master, should we first find that family to borrow a room, or find an inn to stay in?"

"This question is not urgent." Tang An's eyes were still a little red.

"It's almost New Year's now, we have to spend a lively New Year."

"How about this, let's act in three groups."

"Wukong, you go and invite my master and Honghai'er to spend the New Year. Yang Jian, you go and call Sanshengmu; you two are a proper family, you must spend the New Year together."

"Nezha and I will first go and see the two young boys and girls who are to be sacrificed, first ensure the safety of the children, and wait for you to meet up."

"Good." The three responded in unison and went their separate ways.

Before Yang Jian left, he bowed to Tang An.

It should be to thank Tang An for being able to see through what he was thinking and also speaking up to let him invite his sister over to spend the New Year together. ===== CHAPTER 101 =====