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Chapter 104: You're done for! You hit me in front of my master, you're done for!

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Not to mention, with Yang Jian and Nezha's speed, it was impossible for them to be that slow.

Just say that with the countless magic treasures on them, even if they threw them one by one, they wouldn't need to personally use their hands to block her attack.

Could it be that they were setting a trap, letting her personally kill the Destined One by mistake?

Time was short, and Guanyin Bodhisattva's various conjectures in her mind passed in an instant.

And that golden light had already truly reached Tang An.

If Nezha and Yang Jian had no other means, then even she would not be able to hold back her strength.

"Fu Sheng Wu Liang Tian Zun."

A kind female voice appeared behind Guanyin Bodhisattva.

And the golden bands Guanyin Bodhisattva attacked Tang An with, at that moment, stopped abruptly, stopping hard one inch in front of Tang An.

Guanyin Bodhisattva only felt her back stiffen, and the whole person felt like a disaster was imminent, not daring to look back at all.

Tang An looked at the golden bands right in front of her, covering her heart; her heartbeat was almost speeding up.

It was truly stimulating!

Fortunately, fortunately, Lishan Laomu's timing was truly on point.

"Hey, ah~"

Tang An sat on the ground very exaggeratedly, directly an acting award.

"Oh! My little heart~"

"Oh, my elbow~"

"Oh, my kneecap~"

"Oh, my lumbar disc~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned, her face twitching incessantly. If she didn't see wrong just now, she didn't touch her at all!

Lishan Laomu flew to Tang An. "Is the disciple feeling unwell?"

"Hmm hmm hmm!" Tang An nodded like a garlic masher. "Very, one hundred percent unwell."

"Master~" Tang An crawled up from the ground and hugged Lishan Laomu and cried.

"Master, An'an just saw that New Year's Eve had arrived and wanted to grill a fish for you to express her filial piety."

"It just so happened that there was a Golden Fish Spirit in this Tongtian River that had become a spirit, and it also ate the young boys and girls of Chen Family Village, which was truly hateful, so the disciple could only reluctantly collect it."

"That Golden Fish Spirit has some cultivation, and it was grilled with Samadhi True Fire; I think Master will definitely like it."

Speaking of this, Tang An directly burst into tears.

"But Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't know why, she came up and hit the disciple!"

"If it weren't for Master arriving in time, the disciple would have lost her life!"

"Master, you must make the decision for the disciple~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw this, and several black lines fell on her forehead, and her face twitching amplitude was too large.

She wanted to refute, but she had no way to refute.

But just now Tang An was clearly not like this! Just now she was clearly provoking her on purpose!

"Guanyin." Lishan Laomu let Tang An hug her, with a doting smile on her face.

Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately came to the ground from the sky and bowed to Lishan Laomu. "Seen Laomu."

"What my disciple said, do you have anything you want to argue about?"

"Back to Laomu, the poor monk..."

She wanted to argue, she really wanted to argue!

But whether it was the Golden Fish Spirit doing evil, or that she almost really hit Tang An just now, these were all true.

And it was witnessed by Lishan Laomu, who personally moved to stop her attack.

Even if she had a mouth all over her body, jumping into the Yellow River, she wouldn't be able to explain it clearly or wash it clean.

"Blame the poor monk for being negligent for a moment, almost accidentally hurting the Destined One, please Laomu punish me."

Yang Jian's mouth carried a hidden smile. "Since it's an apology, naturally there must be sincerity in the apology. Guanyin Great Scholar, what do you say?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's back teeth were about to be bitten off; she couldn't see that this was a trap now, so she would waste so many years of cultivation.

"I don't know what kind of compensation the Destined One wants?"

"Guanyin Great Scholar is joking, I am a small mortal, how dare I ask for any compensation from the Great Scholar?" Tang An wiped the non-existent tears; that acting was truly aggrieved and scared.

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath; she guaranteed, guaranteed that she must go back and tell Rulai to change to a Bodhisattva to supervise the journey west!

"Destined One, don't be restrained; just now it was all a misunderstanding. Since the poor monk misunderstood you, naturally I have to compensate you."

"Does the Bodhisattva really think so?"

"Naturally." Did she dare to say no? Did she dare to say no in front of Lishan Laomu?

"Then I want thirty Ginseng Fruits, fifty leaves of the Ginseng Fruit Tree, and the magic treasure of the golden light talisman characters you just threw out, and your lotus throne, and..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva listened to Tang An's words like firecrackers, "pearls of wisdom", emerging one after another, listening until her fists were hard, but she could only endure it.

She thought she could pretend to be a big one today. Never expected to be pitted for a big one.

"Guanyin Bodhisattva? Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Hmm?" Guanyin Bodhisattva switched to a smiling face in seconds.

"Does the Bodhisattva have any objections to those compensations?"

She had! She had very many! But the words she said could only be: "No."

"That's good, then the Bodhisattva should take out the treasures first, and then go around the Three Realms to collect the treasures I just named?"

"Good~ good." Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled seemingly dotingly and helplessly, but in fact, her back teeth had been bitten off for a while.

She handed the lotus throne and the magic treasures on her body to Tang An, and then looked at Lishan Laomu.

"Then Laomu, the poor monk will go and return?"

Lishan Laomu didn't speak, just nodded and kept smiling.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was just about to escape, but almost sat in the air. She forgot that her lotus throne had been pitted by Tang An.

"Right, Bodhisattva, my master said she likes to eat your golden fish, why don't you catch two more from the pond when you come back."

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked back, the smile on her face was so bright. But no matter how she looked, it looked like she was about to collapse, about to be unable to pretend.

"Since Laomu likes it, the poor monk will take a few on the way."

"Then Bodhisattva, hurry back, don't let my master wait too long."

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't speak, just nodded, and hurriedly escaped.

She was afraid that if she was late, if she was a second late, she wouldn't be able to hold on!

She really wanted to eat Tang An alive, she really wanted to!!!

Seeing Guanyin Bodhisattva leave, Sun Wukong returned from Member Chen's house.

"Master, are you okay, Master?"

"Fine, very good." Tang An patted the dirt off her body. "The hem of the dress is slightly dirty, already taken down."

Lishan Laomu looked at Tang An. "You just said, your heart..."

"Hey, she didn't finish listening to me." Tang An showed Lishan Laomu her healthy physique. "My little heart, my elbow, my kneecap, my lumbar disc... none of them hurt."

Lishan Laomu smiled and shook her head. "Stubborn disciple."

But what she said was stubborn disciple, but her actions and smile were more like saying "beloved disciple".

"Hehe, as long as Master doesn't blame me."

Lishan Laomu looked at the Golden Fish Spirit in Tang An's hand. "Monsters eat people, and eventually they are eaten by people."

"Causality circulates, retribution is not unpleasant, why should Master blame you."

Saying that, Lishan Laomu took a golden treasure from her sleeve. "This is, Golden Armor Feather Clothes, when you encounter danger, it can protect your body, and can also take you to fly for a while."

"However, your body lacks Dharma power, so Master can only send a wisp of immortal breath, at a critical moment, let it take you to fly, and save your life."

Tang An was truly moved. "Disciple thanks Master."

"Master Master, there are also ours."

Sun Wukong jumped over and blew a wisp of immortal breath, and twelve glazed lamps appeared in front of Tang An.

"Go! Go!"

"No wonder Sha Seng was demoted for knocking over the glazed lamp! If it were me, I would also be demoted!"

"Give it to you." A red light appeared in Nezha's hand, and an immortal garment with flowing light and color appeared in his hand.

"Wow~" Tang An's eyes were full of stars; so this was the clothes fairies wore! Fairies were not unified white mourning clothes at all!

Yang Jian and Yang Chan also came over. "Master, I went to find Chang'e, but she doesn't know how to make moon cakes."

"This trip to Huashan, I and Third Sister made some, of course, basically it was Third Sister's credit."

He suddenly appeared with a food box in his hand, inside were the moon cakes he and Yang Chan made together.

Tang An took the gifts from her disciples and master, and for a moment her eyes were red.

Clearly it was something worth being happy about, but why did she want to cry? ===== CHAPTER 105 =====

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