Chapter 106: Holding back laughter until internal injury, Xiaotian Quan exploded

A day of celebration, happy and harmonious.

Tang An set up a big Mandarin Duck Pot in the center here, and the table was full of food.

The two children were playing around the table, and Nezha, Wukong, Yang Jian, and Xiaotian Quan started drinking together.

Tang An, Jiuyue, and Sanshengmu were chatting about gossip together.

The melons of those immortals made Tang An and Jiuyue stunned.

Lishan Laomu looked at the happy and harmonious scene, which was also rarely happy.

"Hey." Tang An just remembered. "Not right, where is Honghai'er?"

Honghai'er: Truly a biological master! You only thought of me now!?

Lishan Laomu pointed her finger in the direction of Cuiyun Mountain, but did not name it.

Tang An knew that Lishan Laomu must have let Honghai'er reunite with his parents.

"Amituofo."

Everyone was happy and harmonious, and Guanyin appeared at this time.

She brought all the treasures Tang An wanted, and also brought a few golden carp from her lotus pond.

"Oh, Bodhisattva, you came, why bring things." Tang An was polite in her mouth, but her hands were not polite at all, and she immediately took them over.

"Laomu." Guanyin Bodhisattva bowed. "Things, the poor monk has found them all."

Lishan Laomu nodded. "I hope Guanyin Bodhisattva will give me some face next time, don't be in a hurry to teach my disciple a lesson before judging right from wrong."

"Yes, the poor monk has noted it."

"Since that's the case, I will make the decision on this matter, and it will be revealed."

"Thank you, Laomu."

Guanyin Bodhisattva breathed a sigh of relief; at least the matter was resolved.

Tang An poked her head out. "Since the matter is resolved, I won't see you off, Bodhisattva, walk slowly?"

Guanyin looked at the table full of food, looked at the happy expressions of everyone, and looked at Tang An again.

As if saying: "I gave you so many treasures, you didn't even have the intention to keep me?"

"Amituofo, this tribulation is solved, the poor monk will retire."

"Laomu, the poor monk will retire."

Lishan Laomu nodded, and Guanyin Bodhisattva dared to step on the clouds and leave.

This exchange, she lost her lotus throne, so she could only step on the clouds.

"Come come come, continue to eat, continue to drink." Tang An greeted everyone to get excited again, and the atmosphere was not affected by Guanyin Bodhisattva at all.

However...

Tang An noticed that since Yang Chan came, her eyes had been staring at Guan Baoer and little Yichengjin from time to time.

It could be seen that Yang Chan really liked them, and she also radiated the brilliance of maternal love.

"Master." Tang An poured a glass of fruit wine for Lishan Laomu. "Is there any way to preserve the Yang family bloodline without needing a man to get pregnant and have children?"

Lishan Laomu thought for a moment and said: "You can seek the Child-Giving Goddess and get the Child-Giving Opportunity."

"Using the mother's bloodline as a guide to conceive a fetal pearl, without needing a man, one can also get pregnant and have children."

Tang An had an inspiration. "Is it the same meaning as the water of the Child-Mother River?"

"Yes."

Tang An asked Yang Chan again if she cared about the reputation of being unmarried and having children. If she really wanted to continue the Yang family bloodline, she could ask Lishan Laomu to introduce the Child-Giving Goddess.

Yang Chan heard that she could leave the father and keep the child, stay away from scumbags, and continue the Yang family bloodline, so she excitedly agreed.

Raising a child was indeed better for a bored god to pass the time than doing anything else.

"Please introduce me, Laomu." Yang Chan got up and bowed solemnly.

Tang An looked at Yang Jian; Yang Jian seemed to have known his sister's thoughts for a long time and did not stop her.

After all, without the yellow-haired one to delay, his sister could still continue the Yang family bloodline, which was good and not bad for the Yang family. He, as a brother, naturally had no objections.

"It seems that no matter where, the custom of the Yang family specifically beating uncles cannot be erased."

"But this time there is no yellow-haired Liu Yanchang, Chenxiang should have no reason to beat his uncle."

"But whether the uncle beats the nephew, hiss~ it's really hard to say."

After three rounds of wine, everyone had eaten and drunk well.

They gathered in the courtyard to play with fireworks and firecrackers, which was very lively.

Tang An drank some fruit wine, and was slightly tipsy at this time, and was excited.

"Playing like this is boring, follow me." She said, and went out majestically.

A Tang An, like a child king, took Nezha and little Yichengjin, Guan Baoer, and Xiaotian Quan out to set off firecrackers together.

Xiaotian Quan thought Tang An was going to blow up its dog bowl again, but Tang An said she was going to blow up something more interesting.

And then...

Xiaotian Quan didn't know what Tang An meant by interesting.

It wagged its tail and followed Tang An, mainly because it also drank wine, was drunk, and was excited.

Nezha seemed to have anticipated something, and urgently pulled the two children, dragging them to stop there.

Xiaotian Quan looked back at Nezha and shook its head at Nezha, not understanding why the Great God of the Three Altars was suddenly so cowardly, not even as good as its Xiaotian Quan.

"Got it, got it, found it." Tang An stuffed the firecracker into the cow dung and was already preparing to light it.

Xiaotian Quan didn't understand why Tang An wanted to stuff the firecracker into cow dung; was the cow dung here special? Or was there something special about the firecracker?

Not only did it not retreat, but it even leaned forward to sniff.

Tang An lit the fire and ran. "Xiaotian Quan, hurry, hurry and run!"

She had already lit it and ran, and only then did she remember the dog was still there, the key was that the silly dog didn't know to run and even leaned forward.

"Hmm?" Xiaotian Quan laughed "heh", with a kind of greasy confidence. "This Immortal Lord can still be afraid of a small..."

"Bang!"

The firecracker exploded, startling a ground of...

Shit.

Tang An looked at Xiaotian Quan, who was covered in cow dung, and pursed her lips, trying hard to hold back laughter. "It's... hmm, I'll say one sentence now, Nezha also suffered a loss from you, hurry and run, is it still in time?"

Her silent head-lowering, was she reflecting? Was she sad?

No, she was about to hold back internal injury.

Xiaotian Quan took a deep breath, anger loaded eighty percent.

"You, Master's master, you better not be laughing at this Immortal Lord."

"Ah?" Tang An raised her head, raised it too fast, and the corners of her mouth didn't have time to press down.

"You... you are laughing!" Anger loaded ninety-five percent. Tang An coughed dryly, scratched the tip of her nose, and pointed to Xiaotian Quan's mouth.

"Your... your little snack, is it, is it delicious? What flavor?"

Not lying at all, Tang An really just wanted to know what flavor that thing was in a dog's aesthetic.

!!!!!

Xiaotian Quan was stunned, instantly understood the meaning of little snack, anger loaded, one hundred and twenty percent!

"I am the Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord!"

"Oh, so is it delicious?"

"I **! This Immortal Lord is a dog that has attained the Dao, attained the Dao!"

"Oh, you are a dog that has attained the Dao."

"This Immortal Lord is a proper divine position! A divine position!"

"Oh, so what? Is it delicious or not?" Tang An really only cared about this one question.

Xiaotian Quan: "******!"

"Tsk, the swearing is so dirty." Tang An waved her hand. "You didn't taste it? Or should I blow up some more for you?"

!!!

If it can be endured, the dog cannot be endured!

The moment Tang An finished speaking, a hunting moment with two hundred percent anger appeared in Xiaotian Quan's eyes!

"Umm~"

"Hey hey hey, you're anxious, look you're still anxious! Don't come over."

"Umm~ Woof woof!"

"Good good good, I will definitely be prosperous in the New Year, definitely double prosperous."

Hehe, his mouth was full of dirty words, and they were automatically focused by her into New Year's blessings?

If she didn't give her some color to see, did she really think his Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord was for nothing?

"Woof woof woof!!!"

Tang An saw red light in Xiaotian Quan's eyes and ran away.

"Ah!!! Nezha! Tie the rope!!!" ===== CHAPTER 107 =====