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Chapter 108: Nian beast: For my peanuts, for my peanuts!!!

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The Nian beast looked up at Tang An's enlarged shadow's cunning smile, and suddenly, under her shroud, it became even smaller and shivered even more.

However, in the next second, Tang An took back the Golden Brick and Jade Ruyi.

She seemed to have thought of something, picked up a stone from the roadside, and handed it to the Nian beast's right front paw.

Since it was said to be brushing the eighty-one tribulations, it couldn't just be beating monsters; it had to let the monster beat her once, so this tribulation could be brushed legitimately.

The Nian beast blinked its big eyes, looked at the stone in its paw, and then looked at Tang An.

Then! Tang An took its paw in front of it and patted it toward her own forehead.

"Ah~"

Tang An's head tilted back, then it was like slow motion twice, staggered a few steps, rolled a few times on the ground, then hit the tree, and finally covered her forehead, her head tilted, her tongue stuck out, and she fainted.

Whichever Bodhisattva was supervising in the sky saw this scene, I'm afraid their facial features would have to cramp.

Tang An opened her eyes and looked at the sky, her eyes as if saying: "Ask, is the acting professional or not?"

Seeing no one paid attention, Tang An stuck her tongue out again and fainted.

Nian beast:?????

What are they doing? What am I doing? Was I kidnapped? Can I blink?

Suddenly, Tang An stood up with a carp jump. "Stop! Monster, you dare to hit their master, hurry and release their master!"

Then Tang An ran to the Nian beast, stuffed herself under the Nian beast's paw, and took two selfies to keep as a souvenir.

The Nian beast stared curiously at the thing in Tang An's hand, which would flash.

Just when it was about to take its paw to touch it, Tang An had already finished taking pictures.

Only seeing Tang An suddenly hug the Nian beast's paw, take a deep breath, and roar at the sky: "Disciples! Your master was caught by the monster again!!!"

In the sky, Zhao Gongming, who came by cloud, saw this scene and almost fell from the cloud.

This is the Destined One? The Destined One is this kind of virtue?

She wasn't even telling lies with her eyes open; she was pure extortion with her eyes closed!

Yang Jian cleared his throat and looked to the side, looking like I don't know either, don't ask me.

While the two were exchanging eyes in the sky, Tang An had new movements.

She scrambled something out of the Universe Bag herself.

The Nian beast watched as Tang An took out armfuls of blue, pink, and yellow cylinders from the Universe Bag.

"Nezha, you are responsible for picking up gold coins in a moment."

"Wukong, hurry, hurry."

"Xiaotian Quan, Jiuyue, you come too."

Xiaotian Quan turned into a human form, as if it had long ago thrown the matter of the little snack behind its head, and was very cooperative with Tang An.

Or rather, it couldn't be the only one suffering. Letting others experience his mood was a very worth-exciting and happy thing.

The Nian beast looked at the cylinders facing it, and suddenly had an extremely bad premonition.

"Everyone listen to my command, prepare!"

"Light the fire!"

Following Tang An to play for these few days, they were all very good at playing fireworks.

Following Tang An's command, everyone lit the Gatling guns in their hands.

"Bang!"

"Bang bang bang!!!"

The Nian beast was shocked, and immediately climbed up, all four legs exerting force at the same time, scared until it slipped on the ground, and it took a few seconds to stabilize before it could run.

It ran in front, and Tang An, Wukong, Jiuyue, and Xiaotian Quan chased behind with Gatling guns.

In the places where the Nian beast was shocked and hit by fireworks, gold coins, gold ingots, and other gold fell one after another.

Tang An saw that it could really explode gold coins, and two golden lights shot out of her eyes at that time.

"Comrades, increase the firepower, hit it for me!!!"

The Nian beast exclaimed, scared until it fled even faster.

Nian beast: For my peanuts! For my peanuts! Who will come for my peanuts!

Tang An played happily, and also exhorted Nezha: "Don't miss picking up gold, if it's cheaper for me, it can't be cheaper for others."

Nezha sighed, thinking that he, the Great God of the Three Altars, also started the work of picking up gold coins.

Hey, what to do, just pick it up.

Zhao Gongming pointed at Tang An, then pointed at his Nian beast, excited until he stuttered for a while.

"You you you you... is it appropriate?"

Yang Jian pressed his hand down. "It's quite appropriate, she didn't really hurt the Nian beast."

"But she is exploding gold! That's the food the Nian beast just ate the Gold-Swallowing Beast and hasn't digested yet! It only has that little reserve grain!"

Yang Jian smiled politely. "Otherwise, why do you think we chose your mount to make up the tribulation?"

Zhao Gongming suddenly realized. "Purely for wealth?"

"Otherwise?"

"No, the Destined One is so presumptuous, you don't care?"

"She is our master."

"But she doesn't look like a master at all?"

"Whether she has it or not, you don't need to worry about it, Uncle."

Zhao Gongming had nothing to say; he originally thought that the Destined One robbing immortals everywhere was just a rumor. Now that he had experienced it personally, he knew that it was not a rumor, but a victim experience!

"It's been a while, is it almost enough?"

"Hmm?" Yang Jian saw Tang An playing happily. "Still a little bit."

"A little bit is how much?"

"Don't know."

Zhao Gongming's mouth twitched, and he didn't care about Yang Jian, directly muffled his head and wanted to fly down.

"Destined One, show mercy~"

"Smack!"

Zhao Gongming had just appeared, blocking in front of the Nian beast, when he was hit straight in his handsome face by Tang An's Golden Brick.

Nosebleed, flowed out of Zhao Gongming's nostrils involuntarily.

Tang An exclaimed and braked in time.

"Hiss~ you should be the God of Wealth, right?"

Zhao Gongming's mouth twitched. "You know, and still dare to move against this God?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding." Tang An grabbed with one hand, and the Golden Brick "whooshed" and came back.

"Hmm? You are a mortal, yet you can use magic treasures?"

Zhao Gongming, while attracting Tang An's attention, stretched his fingers behind his back, letting the Nian beast run away quickly.

The Nian beast saw this and hurriedly ran away.

Tang An just wanted to answer Zhao Gongming's question, but when she saw the

She hadn't hit enough yet; the gold hadn't burst out enough!

"Still want to run?"

Tang An's shadow seemed to have grown several times over.

"You, stop right there!"

Zhao Gongming had originally wanted to escape directly, but because of this sentence from Tang An, he suddenly felt a familiar, terrifying aura reappear, and he stood there on the spot, not daring to move a muscle.

Tang An bypassed Zhao Gongming, running at full speed to pursue the Nian Beast.

"Stop right there! Let me burst out a few more gold coins before you go!"

"Hey! Why are you running! I'm not going to eat you!"

Nian Beast: Huh? Not run and just stand here getting beaten? Does she think he's an idiot?

Zhao Gongming looked at Tang An, one hand on her hip, the other pointing at the Nian Beast in the sky, and was suddenly stunned.

In that moment, no one knew what he was thinking.

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