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Chapter 11: White Dragon Horse: Did I become one of the eighty-one tribulations?

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Eagle Sorrow Stream.

White Dragon Ao Lie was in the middle of eating the horse when he felt a gaze fixed on him.

He looked up, and Nezha was staring at him.

Half the horse was eaten by the dragon body, and his eyes instantly became clear and stupid. He didn't know whether to continue eating or not.

What's going on? Is this a heavenly horse?

No one told him that eating a horse was a heavenly crime!

"Eat." Nezha stepped on his Wind Fire Wheels, arms crossed, waiting leisurely for him to finish eating.

Ao Lie looked at Nezha's eyes, which were glowing red, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

He shouldn't have swallowed; as soon as he swallowed, he really swallowed the horse into his stomach.

The White Dragon shrank his neck back in fright; Nezha's fierce reputation might not be known to others, but in their Four Seas, he was regarded as the second most unprovokable evil god.

And this first one was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, who caused havoc in the Dragon Palace.

And he, the White Dragon, was uniquely favored by the "God of Luck," hitting both at once.

The god before his eyes, when he was still a child, had pulled Ao Bing's dragon tendons and then sliced himself into knife-cut noodles.

Who knew he would be blessed by misfortune, become a lotus body, successfully rank on the Investiture of the Gods, achieve complete merit, and become a saint in the flesh!

This God of Slaughter, he gets excited when he sees a dragon, and at this moment, he, the White Dragon himself, was being excitedly stared at by this God of Slaughter.

It's over~ completely over~

Wait, isn't he here to get an official establishment? Why does it feel like he's being treated as the establishment?

Hmm... that word doesn't sound right either.

"Third Prince, is this horse yours?"

"If you look at me, is it too late to spit it out now?"

Nezha picked his ears. "My master said, if you eat the horse, I can brush you as one of the eighty-one tribulations."

"Hmm?" The White Dragon's eyes were instantly incomparably clear, also revealing a bit of dullness. "Me? No, when was the notification changed?"

"Is participating in the eighty-one tribulations on the Western journey like this?"

Nezha pointed his Fire-Tipped Spear at White Dragon Ao Lie. "My master also said, either use the treasures of your Dragon Palace to buy your life, or I'll take your life."

White Dragon Ao Lie hurriedly transformed into human form and bowed. "Third Prince, what are you saying? Please follow me to the Dragon Palace for some tea, how about that?"

Nezha stared at the White Dragon. "He really is a man, no wonder she can't ride him."

The White Dragon's old face flushed red. "Third Prince, these words of yours..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take me there."

"Also, my master said she likes to eat seafood."

"Oh, understood, understood, the Dragon Palace has no shortage of seafood."

The two walked and talked, turning into two rays of light, one red and one white, disappearing from this place.

Thatched cottage.

Tang An had just been brought down from above by Sun Wukong when she heard the crying of a child in the house.

"Grandpa~"

"Grandpa~"

Tang An looked inside curiously. "Did the Calabash Brothers come here to find their grandpa?"

Sun Wukong was helpless; why did his master always say things he couldn't understand.

"Just now, Black and White Impermanence came and took away that little shepherd boy."

The little shepherd boy, who was the old man who welcomed them in.

"Oh~ looks like the little shepherd boy's lifespan is up, so he should have this tribulation." Tang An thought again. "No, wait, according to your personality, could you let them take him away?"

Sun Wukong lay on the straw-piled floor, one hand supporting his head, the other on his waist, full of rebelliousness.

"Once they heard that he was a person of my Great Sage Equal to Heaven, they had to bring him back the same way they took him, and even add some lifespan. No problem, no problem."

Tang An had starry eyes. "That's the flavor, this is the real Great Sage who is rebellious."

At the same time, the underworld.

The judge was processing the batch of ghosts brought down by Black and White Impermanence.

Among them, more than ten were the robbers just killed by Nezha, and one was the old man brought down together.

"You, how did you die?"

The robber leader was really floating now; he had killed countless people in his life and had never feared anything. Plus, he was killed by Nezha, so who could he fear now?

"I robbed the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea in heaven, fought him for forty-nine days, and finally died of exhaustion."

"Who???"

The judge's voice went up an octave. "You? Robbed the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea???"

Is this ghost talk? Why can't he understand it?

"Of course!" The robber patted his chest. "Although we were killed by the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, we fought him for forty-nine days and died of exhaustion."

Those robbers felt this was imposing, and they all echoed and nodded.

One robber even stood out and said: "One of them, said he was some Great Sage, Great Sage, and he was also beaten by us until he was pissing his pants!"

"Great Sage!!!" The judge's beard was crooked.

"You? Beat the Great Sage until he was pissing his pants?"

The robbers nodded again.

The judge stood up and slammed the table. "I don't even dare to brag like that even if I committed a heavenly crime, and you fought both the Great Sage Equal to Heaven and the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea back and forth???"

The robbers looked at each other and nodded at the same time.

The judge looked at Black and White Impermanence. "You tell me."

Black and White Impermanence bowed honestly. "Reporting to the judge, they were indeed killed by the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, but at that time, the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea only took out his spear and scared five of them to death directly."

"When the Fire-Tipped Spear moved, it shook eight more to death."

The judge smoothed his sleeves. "I say you guys can really brag!"

Robber leader: "Slightly brag, bragged by forty percent."

"Get lost." The judge quickly had the ghost messengers take them all down. "You offended the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, take them all to the eighteenth level of hell, never to be reincarnated."

"Yes!"

At this time, these robbers thought of crying and begging for mercy. But it was too late.

Then the judge looked at the old man. "You are not a robber, why were you also brought down?"

The old man bowed properly. "I don't know, I entertained some guests at home today, and was brought down by ghost messengers in the evening."

Black Impermanence: "Reporting to the judge, his lifespan is up."

"Oh, lifespan is up, then take him down to go through the process."

"My lord~" White Impermanence bowed in fright. "This, this can't go."

"Why?"

"He lives under Five Fingers Mountain."

"So what if he lives under Five Fingers Mountain?"

"He was a shepherd boy when he was young, and often fed a monkey peaches."

"So what if he fed peaches? The monkey..." The judge paused, shocked, and slammed the table. "Monkey! The one pressed under Five Fingers Mountain?"

"Yes!"

"My god." The judge quickly came out from behind the table and personally loosened the soul-locking chain for the old man. "Are you okay, sir? Did you bump into anything?"

"How about this, you say, how many more years do you want to live?"

"Ten years?"

"Ten years is definitely not enough. Fifty years, how about fifty years?"

The judge changed the Life and Death Book without saying a word, directly adding fifty years to the old man's lifespan.

The old man didn't understand what was going on, felt his body lighten, and disappeared from the underworld.

After the old man left, the judge sat back on the stool in fright, still trembling.

"Last time I locked up the Great Sage, the underworld almost turned upside down."

"This time I locked up his benefactor, and it almost turned upside down again."

The judge said, looking at the Life and Death Book in his hand, suddenly thinking of something, and stood up abruptly.

"Quick, quick, quick, follow me to see King Yama, these fifty years were not sent in vain!"

After the great shock came great joy; the achievements of the Great Sage Who Levels Accounts would add another stroke in his hands. ===== CHAPTER 12 =====

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