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Chapter 155: How is it Rulai? Are you satisfied with your new hairstyle?

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As soon as the Azure Lion Spirit saw the look Tang An gave him, he knew he had work to do again.

But he had already caused such a big disaster, would the people of Lingshan really not kill him afterward?

"Want to become a Buddha?" Tang An's voice was transmitted to the Azure Lion Spirit's ear.

Become a Buddha?

Hehe, become a Buddha of Lingshan? How is that different from sending him to death?

"Become Puxian, become Puxian. From now on, you are one of the four Bodhisattvas."

The Azure Lion Spirit's eyes widened suddenly; there was such a good thing?

No! That could only be said to be a good thing in the past, but not now!

Others couldn't tell, but Rulai would definitely be able to distinguish him. Even if he became Puxian Bodhisattva, Rulai would definitely not tolerate him afterward.

Tang An added: "It's just letting you be Puxian for a while. After that, you can use Puxian's identity to jump ship to the Heavenly Court."

"Do you want to be a mount for the rest of your life, or fight for your divine status, it all depends on your choice."

Tang An's big pie, one after another, made the Azure Lion Spirit's heart beat fast, excited, and very hot-headed.

Only she, Tang An, could openly do such a crazy thing.

And besides her, there were probably not many people who could promise him a divine status and truly achieve it.

Thinking that he could directly cross the class, become a god in one battle, and take over Puxian to enjoy the incense of the world, his eyes were burning, and he had no hesitation.

"Master." Yang Jian and Sun Wukong had completely smashed Lingshan to pieces.

And they had completely leveled Lingshan, not even leaving a complete pillar for them.

The two came to Tang An's side, their faces not very good due to the serious loss of magic power caused by activating the Law of Heaven and Earth.

Of course, it was just a loss of magic power, and eating an Immortal Pill would restore it.

"Well done, worthy of being a demolition expert." Tang An gave them a thumbs up, praising them without hesitation.

After saying that, Tang An bent down and leaned over, taking out the Demon-Reflecting Mirror and placing it in front of Rulai, letting Rulai look at his appearance in the mirror.

"How is it Rulai Fozu? Are you satisfied with your new hairstyle?"

Rulai took a few deep breaths, and the Buddha beads in his hand were almost turned into sparks.

"Amituofo."

"Amituofo..."

He, a Western Heaven Rulai Fozu, could not count it if he was disobeyed by a mortal.

But was Tang An just simply disobeying him? Was she just simply slapping his face? How was this different from shitting on his head!

It was just that he was about to vomit blood from anger, but he didn't dare to take action against Tang An, and didn't even dare to say a heavy word.

Not for anything else, just because the one who hadn't appeared was still locking onto him with that killing thought.

"Rulai Fozu, look again." Tang An stepped aside, giving the Buddha a view, and pointed to Lingshan.

"Look, how is our free demolition team's work? Are you satisfied?"

"Do you want to give a five-star review, dear?"

"Pat!"

"Puff~"

Rulai looked at the ruins of Lingshan, and the Buddha beads in his hand were crushed to pieces by him, causing other Buddha beads to fall.

And he himself vomited a mouthful of blood from true anger and blood flowing backward.

That wasn't just destroying Lingshan! That was openly and wildly slapping the Buddhas of Lingshan in the face!

Rulai glared at Tang An, just about to speak, but the pressure was applied again, making him unable to move or speak.

"Puff!"

Just now he was angered to vomit blood by Tang An, this time he was impacted by the pressure on his whole body's meridians, causing him to suffer internal injuries and vomit another mouthful of blood.

"Wah~" Tang An couldn't help but applaud Rulai.

"I've seen porcelain-touchers, but I've never seen such a successful porcelain-touching performance as yours."

"Where did the tomato sauce come from? It wouldn't be real blood, would it?"

"Ah! It's real blood? How can you, the dignified Rulai, vomit blood? Why would you vomit blood? Do you have anything on your mind? Are you okay?"

Rulai:......

"Tsk, look, don't use your face to send telegrams, how impolite."

Rulai:!!!!!!!!

Polite! She still wants politeness! Is she polite! Is what she did polite!!!

"Yes, that's the look, that's the expression."

"Seeing your expression like this, I know you must be very satisfied with our demolition team's work."

"Remember to give a five-star review later, there is no cash back, dear."

Taking advantage of Tang An attracting Rulai's attention, except for Rulai, everyone clearly saw the Azure Lion Spirit transform into Puxian Bodhisattva and fly from behind Lishan Laomu toward Puxian.

However, no one in Lingshan dared to come out to stop it.

Puxian knew his life was over today and turned to run. But Nezha held the heavy troops of twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, how could he let him run?

And Nezha had traveled with Tang An, Yang Jian, and Sun Wukong for so long, how could he not see the ideas they had?

"Puxian Bodhisattva, where are you going?"

Nezha didn't care about the other Bodhisattvas or Arhats taking action. He directly threw out the Universe Silk, turning it into an unreachable high wall, surrounding Puxian and the Azure Lion Spirit inside.

And it was just when Puxian wanted to take action against the Azure Lion Spirit that he withdrew the Universe Silk.

That is to say, no matter whether the people of Lingshan could distinguish the real from the fake, the game of real and fake Puxian was already done.

Since it was done, then who was real and who was fake, did it still matter?

By the time Rulai finally recovered and wanted to speak to stop it, it was already too late.

Tang An stood with her fists clasped beside Rulai, and the Qingping Sword was behind Rulai Fozu, automatically knocking on the "wooden fish" for her, adding Merit.

"How is it Rulai? Are you satisfied with this second gift?"

Rulai just wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Tang An.

"I know, you must be very satisfied. So next, this gift will be witnessed by you in person, witnessing it upgrade into a thick and heavy big gift."

Tang An knew that Rulai could be so honest because he was being suppressed to death by someone.

As for who it was, that wasn't something she needed to consider now.

"Yang Jian."

"Master."

"Puxian Bodhisattva is the 'great benefactor' who personally delivered your mother's remnant soul to your hands."

"Now that his identity has been impersonated by a demon, why don't you quickly kill the demon, prove his identity for your 'great benefactor', and keep him safe!"

Yang Jian looked at the real and fake Puxian, the murderous smile on the corner of his mouth not covered in the slightest.

He had wanted to vent this anger for a long time, and had long been unable to wait.

"Yang Jian, respectfully follows Master's teachings."

Saying this, he directly held the Kaishan Axe and flew toward Puxian and the Azure Lion Spirit.

Others might find it hard to recognize the Azure Lion Spirit, but Yang Jian's Heavenly Eye could recognize the golden hoop hidden on the Azure Lion Spirit's head at a glance.

So from the beginning, the one he was aiming at was the real Puxian.

Puxian was also anxious, directly roaring at the Jade Emperor. "Jade Emperor! I am one of the four Bodhisattvas of Lingshan. If your Heavenly Court truly takes action to kill me, it is openly becoming an enemy of Buddhism!"

"Yang Jian."

At that critical moment, the Jade Emperor spoke.

Puxian was overjoyed, finally breathing a sigh of relief, feeling that his heart was about to jump to his throat just now.

But the next sentence the Jade Emperor said was: "Is it him who handed Yaoji's remnant soul into your hands?"

Puxian's smile froze on his face, because he saw that it was the Jade Emperor, who always liked to pretend to be confused, with murderous intent hidden in his eyes.

Puxian's smile froze on his face, because he saw that the Jade Emperor, who always loved to play the fool, already had murderous intent hidden in his eyes.

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