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Chapter 18: Black Bear Spirit: We

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Underworld, Judge's Office.

Elder Jinchi led a group of monks, kneeling on the ground and crying out their grievances, swearing to file a complaint.

The Judge saw the petition and stood up from his stool with a "whoosh."

Once is enough for the sky to collapse, but he had never seen it collapse repeatedly!

"You say, who are you accusing?"

Elder Jinchi wiped his tears and said, "Accusing the Heavenly Court's Third Prince, the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, Nezha."

The Judge's teeth were about to shatter, "Do you want to listen to who you are talking about?"

Accusing the Heavenly Court's Third Prince to him, a Judge of the Underworld?

Hehe... that's enough to not want one's life.

Also right, they didn't have their lives to begin with.

Elder Jinchi saw that Nezha couldn't be offended, so he would accuse someone else. "Then I accuse a monkey with a hairy face and thunder-god mouth. It was he who insisted on taking out the Brocade Kasaya, which led to the incident of luring and killing us."

The Judge only heard "monkey with a hairy face and thunder-god mouth," and didn't hear a single word of what followed.

"A monkey with a hairy face and thunder-god mouth? You call him a monkey with a hairy face and thunder-god mouth?"

"He is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven! He even overturned the Underworld for us, and you come here to accuse him?"

Elder Jinchi was messed up by the Judge; it was truly a case of "accuse one, and not a sound is made."

"Then, then change to another one. I accuse that tall one, the one leading a dog, looking like a rich young master. This can be accused, right?"

"Rich young master? What does he look like? Leading a dog? Can walk with the Great Sage and the Third Prince?"

Hmm, don't say, this sentence actually rhymes quite well.

Bai Wuchang looked at the Judge sympathetically, "The only one in heaven who can lead a dog is that one."

The Judge sat on the ground with a "thump," look, he was so scared he fell off his stool!

"Guanjiangkou, True Lord Erlang, the Judicial God of the Three Realms!"

"You, you are accusing the Judicial God???" The Judge was completely stunned, "No, how exactly did you provoke these three Gods of Slaughter?"

"Also, do you know who these three Gods of Slaughter are before you accuse them? You dare to accuse them, I don't even dare to listen!"

"With this petition of yours, don't say I don't dare to accept it; even if you submit it to the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor wouldn't dare to judge it."

These three Gods of Slaughter had finally stopped making trouble, and the Three Realms were finally peaceful, yet they were being forced to rebel?

Is the Jade Emperor crazy, or are the Three Realms crazy?

"Others poked a hole, but you poked a hole as big as the sky!"

"Hurry, hurry, hurry, drag him down, to the Eighteen Levels of Hell, hurry, hurry, hurry."

The Judge was afraid that if he was a second too slow, those three Gods of Slaughter would find their way here. At that time, he would be the one in trouble!

Mortal world, Chen hour, dawn, Huangfeng Cave.

The Black Bear Spirit in Huangfeng Cave didn't know that his sky was about to collapse.

He was drinking happily in the cave, and the little demons were bringing him food and wine.

Sitting with him was another demon.

The two demons chatted and laughed happily. The Black Bear Spirit was even planning to hold a Buddha Clothing Assembly tomorrow for his birthday using the stolen Brocade Kasaya.

Suddenly, Nezha's voice sounded outside the cave, accompanied by a shaking of the earth and mountains.

"Whether you can celebrate your birthday tomorrow is unknown, but tomorrow this day will definitely be your memorial day!"

The other demon fled in a hurry; the Black Bear Spirit was anxious and angry, so he killed his way out aggressively!

However, after exiting the cave entrance, the style of his place turned so unexpectedly.

The big black bear who was roaring just now was now sitting on the ground as obediently as a big fool, neither getting up nor staying down.

Why did the style change suddenly? Because as soon as he came out, he was hit on the head by Sun Wukong with a cudgel.

It was simply, without asking the reason, without explanation, just beating him up!

"Three grandfathers, one grandmother, did I, old bear, provoke you?"

"Pfft~"

Nezha stabbed the Black Bear's stomach with a knife, but his skin was thick, and Nezha didn't use much force, so it was just a superficial wound.

"Are you going to talk?"

The Black Bear Spirit cried immediately, "Talk about what?"

They came up without asking anything, either giving him a cudgel or stabbing him with a spear!

This is purely bullying a bear! How could he talk, what could he talk about!

Tang An coughed dryly, feeling a bit embarrassed. "The Brocade Kasaya, did you steal it?"

"No..."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"

The Black Bear Spirit just wanted to deny it, but he saw Nezha, Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian simultaneously summon their magic treasures.

Goodness, his bear life couldn't withstand even a breath under these magic treasures!

"Since you won't admit it even if you die, then let's do it!" Nezha said, and "pfft" stabbed the Black Bear Spirit with a spear again.

The Black Bear Spirit covered his wound, wanting to cry without tears, "Are you being hard-hearted?"

He had clearly admitted it just now, and he had nodded like a garlic masher!

He finally understood; these people didn't care about the kasaya at all; they were purely here to abuse him!

"Several grandfathers, grandmother, I really know I was wrong."

The Black Bear Spirit quickly got up and wanted to get the Brocade Kasaya to return it to them.

He couldn't afford to offend these three big Buddhas.

However, before he had taken a few steps, his way back was blocked by Nezha.

"Come." Nezha found a long knife magic treasure from the Universe Bag and handed it to the Black Bear Spirit.

The Black Bear Spirit's eyes were almost crossed; he didn't understand what kind of crazy operation this was.

Could it be that he wasn't resisting, and they were actively giving him a weapon to resist?

"Come, you stab me, I stab you. Whoever dies first, counts as bad luck."

Black Bear Spirit: "!!!!!"

You can't bully a bear like that! He was a spirit formed from a protected animal, after all!

"Plop~"

The knife in the Black Bear Spirit's hand trembled and fell. "Grandfather, can you be magnanimous and let me, old bear, go?"

Nezha thought for a moment, then made up his mind.

"You stab me, I stab you. If you don't stab me, I'll stab myself first, then stab you."

Under the gaze of the Black Bear's big round eyes, Nezha picked up the knife, put it into his hand, and then Nezha held the handle and gave his own arm a slash.

This crazy operation stunned the Black Bear Spirit, and he even forgot to resist.

By the time he came to his senses and wanted to resist, his bear life seemed to have come to an end!

This was clearly wanting to kill him; no excuse, even if they had to find an excuse, they had to kill him???

He had seen people pull scams! But having this living Yama come to his door to pull a scam, this is truly rare!!!

"Don't look, my master said, you can't have both fish and bear paw."

"But today, I will let her know that you can have both fish and bear paw."

"Bear paw!!!" The Black Bear Spirit shouted, "Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I have them in any year you want."

"You love fresh ones? I'll chop it off now, chop it off now!"

The Black Bear Spirit immediately cut off his arm to survive, chopping off the hand that stole the Brocade Kasaya, ending this causality.

Nezha saw the bloody bear paw and felt slightly disgusted.

However, it was fine; the Black Bear Spirit took the initiative to offer the bear paw, and his attitude was quite good.

"Go, bring all the good things in your cave to me."

"Understood, understood, understood."

The Black Bear Spirit let out a long breath and quickly called the little demons in the cave to offer up his treasured items, as well as that Brocade Kasaya.

Nezha patted the Universe Bag with satisfaction and left with his bear paw.

However, after leaving the cave, Nezha stopped his steps again and turned around.

The Black Bear Spirit, having sent them off, looked puzzled. "Your Excellency is..."

"I am Nezha. Just now, your bear paw bought your life."

"Now, let's calculate again!"

Yes, a God of Slaughter who only kills and doesn't save, how could he leave himself any hidden dangers? ===== CHAPTER 19 =====

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