Chapter 24: Xiaotian Quan: I am not a human, but you are a real dog!

Originally, Xiaotian Quan was eating roasted chicken, wagging its tail happily.

But as it ate, it felt an evil gaze staring at it and slowly approaching it.

Xiaotian Quan's eyes were full of terror. "Don't come over here!"

"Woof woof! Woof woof woof!"

"Good, good, good, I know, the New Year will definitely be prosperous."

Xiaotian Quan was stunned for a moment before reacting; it was the dignified Xiaotian Quan, the Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord! It was being treated as Wangcai, right!

If it hadn't been scared by Tang An's behavior of beating Zhu Ganglie just now, Xiaotian Quan would probably have started swearing by now.

"What are you doing?" Xiaotian Quan looked at the roasted chicken vigilantly, as if it was ready to snatch food from Tang An at any time.

"Oh my, don't be so nervous." Tang An smiled "hehe" and leaned over, "I'm not snatching your roasted chicken, I'm just borrowing your bowl for a moment."

"Bowl?"

Tang An cheaply took the roasted chicken out of the bowl, and then, ran away with the dog bowl.

"I*..."

Xiaotian Quan chased after her, determined to snatch its dog bowl back.

"Uh..." Xiaotian Quan was pulled by a force and stumbled.

Bad, it forgot it was tied with a dog chain!

It was precisely this gap that allowed Tang An to run five meters away, and she was making faces and showing off beside Yang Jian.

Xiaotian Quan looked aggrieved: "Master, she, she, she..."

Yang Jian sighed, rubbed his brow, and couldn't do anything about Tang An.

"You, lend it to her to play for a while."

Xiaotian Quan wanted to refuse, but seeing the meteor hammer Tang An took out from the Universe Bag, it silently drooped its ears and lay back on the ground, listless.

Of course, it didn't stay listless for too long.

It watched Tang An take a fire starter and light something. After lighting it, she hurriedly threw it under its bowl, got up, and ran away.

"Bang~"

A sound of a firecracker, Xiaotian Quan's bowl was blown four or five meters away, and then "clatter" fell to the ground.

Xiaotian Quan watched its dog bowl fly, and watched its dog bowl fall. Then it looked at Tang An with tears in its eyes, "I am not necessarily a human, but you are a real dog."

She actually used its dog bowl as a toy! Did she consider the young heart of a dog?

Did she consider the feelings of the dog bowl!!!

Of course she considered it, that's why she played it even more smoothly.

Nezha and Sun Wukong heard the movement here and thought it was a demon coming, so they hurriedly flew over.

When they arrived, what they saw was this scene.

Yang Jian was pulling the dog, and the dog was crazy and wanted to bite Tang An. Tang An was hiding behind the stone table holding the dog bowl, laughing guiltily.

"Just now it was purely an accident, I didn't expect that after the bowl was blown away, it could hit your head."

Tang An guaranteed, it was absolutely an accident! Absolutely!

But at this moment, if Yang Jian let go of Xiaotian Quan, she could be chased for two miles by Xiaotian Quan.

"Look, look, still angry." Tang An leaned over weakly and returned Xiaotian Quan's dog bowl to it.

But!

Xiaotian Quan looked at its dog bowl, which was riddled with holes, dented here and dented there, and its eyes turned red!

This was the start of the hunting moment!

"Run, run, run."

Tang An pushed Nezha and Sun Wukong away and ran. Sun Wukong curiously asked Yang Jian what happened, while Nezha chased after her.

Although the pig demon had just been eliminated, Tang An's small frame still couldn't do without someone to protect her.

"Phew~ finally ran out. Let's go Nezha, I'll take you to set off firecrackers."

"What is a firecracker?"

"It's a firecracker, I'll demonstrate one for you and you'll know."

As she was speaking, Tang An saw a pile of cow dung not far ahead.

Tang An stuck out her butt, threw the firecracker into the cow dung, and prepared to light it with a fire starter.

"I'll light it, and you run with me immediately, you know?"

Nezha was dismissive and didn't think this small firecracker could hurt him at all.

It was precisely because of his dismissiveness that he completely ignored Tang An's favorite saying: listen to advice, eat your fill.

Indeed, the firecracker couldn't hurt him, but the cow dung could disgust him to death!

"Ready."

"One, two..." When she counted to two, Tang An lit the fire. "Three, run!"

She got up and ran backward, afraid that if she ran a little slower, she would be covered in cow dung.

Nezha snorted coldly, "A small firecracker, how..."

"Bang!" This sound could be called deafening.

Nezha hadn't even finished the fifth word, and the firecracker exploded.

And the most terrifying thing was that Nezha was too confident; he didn't even open his defense.

This would lead to a direct consequence...

He, the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, the Third Prince Nezha, was covered in cow dung!!

"Hiss~" Tang An ran over and looked back, only to see Nezha standing still.

She was completely numb at that moment, and she never expected such a scene.

It's over... Nezha seemed to be on fire.

"Tang! An!"

Tang An swallowed a mouthful of saliva, "I suddenly remembered I have something to do, goodbye!"

"Where, are, you, going?" Every word Nezha said was through gritted teeth.

No matter how Tang An ran, Nezha could teleport to her side.

The fastest time, Tang An couldn't brake at all and "bang" hit Nezha.

Tang An's speed was too fast, and she had the Diamond Indestructible Body; Nezha was careless and was knocked to the ground by Tang An.

One was on top, rubbing her nose and howling in pain, and the other was underneath, feeling hopeless after being smashed by Tang An.

Finally, this farce ended with Yang Jian finding them and sending her and Nezha back to Gao Manor to take a bath.

Gao Manor, evening.

The Gao Manor was decorated with lanterns and colored streamers; no, not just the Gao Manor, but also the families whose daughters were kidnapped were all decorated with lanterns and colored streamers, just like the New Year.

Tang An and her three disciples were treated as guests of honor, and they were entertained with good food and wine.

Sun Wukong and Yang Jian were drinking, while Tang An shrank her neck weakly, wanting to drink but being stared at by Nezha so she couldn't drink.

"I was wrong." Tang An was cowardly and apologized to Nezha.

"Hmph~" Nezha ignored her.

Seeing that Nezha was still angry, Tang An guiltily picked up the wine glass. Just as the wine glass was picked up, Nezha stared at her with sharp eyes.

It wasn't that he was managing Tang An's drinking; he was afraid that after Tang An drank, she would do something even more explosive than blowing up cow dung.

"I really know I was wrong, really." Tang An wanted to say that she had reminded him at the time. But she didn't expect Nezha to be so stubborn; he really didn't listen to advice.

It's just that if she really said it, it would be really hard to coax him.

"Here. For you." Tang An turned Nezha's face with her hand and sent the peeled candy into his mouth.

Nezha looked defensive, as if he was afraid that Tang An was stuffing a firecracker into his mouth.

"This is candy, open your mouth."

"Open mouth~"

Nezha was reluctant, but still opened his mouth.

Tang An giggled and stuffed the lollipop into Nezha's mouth. "I didn't lie to you, right? The candy from our place is much sweeter than the candy blocks here."

"How is it? Is it delicious?" She tilted her head, looking forward to Nezha's feedback.

When Nezha felt the sweetness in his mouth, his eyes instantly lit up.

"Is it very sweet?"

"Are you not angry anymore?"

Nezha turned his head away, looking like he was still acting spoiled. Only the corners of his mouth, which were secretly happy, exposed his true mood.

"Hehe. It's good that you're not angry anymore, eat quickly, after eating I'll teach you how to set off firecrackers, it's so much fun."

"Woof woof!" From far away, Xiaotian Quan protested as if it had heard a police alarm.

"Xiaotian Quan, I won't use your bowl, I'll go find another dog, will you come later too?"

"Woof~" This sound didn't sound like a protest, but like an agreement.

Mainly, Xiaotian Quan had no opinion on setting off firecrackers without using its dog bowl. ===== CHAPTER 25 =====