Chapter 26: Huangfeng Guai: I

The wind rises and the clouds fly, Tang An goes, the demons are busy.

After sending away the three disciples, Tang An was naturally caught and brought to this Huangfeng Cave.

Those demons seemed to see that Tang An was a mortal, and didn't even tie her with a rope, just brought her to Huangfeng Guai after catching her.

Huangfeng Guai looked at Tang An, and Tang An also looked at Huangfeng Guai.

But gradually, the style changed.

Tang An not only stared at Huangfeng Guai, but she also leaned over to sniff, frowning for a while, and nodding with satisfaction for a while.

It made Huangfeng Guai feel like he was the one caught into the cave by Tang An.

"You woman, what are you staring at this Great King for!"

Tang An asked back: "Then what are you catching me for?"

"You are the Destined One, eating you can make one live forever!" Huangfeng Guai still wanted to scare Tang An with a ferocious face.

Unfortunately, Tang An just watched his performance quietly, and then pinched her nose in disgust, "Eww~ your mouth is smellier than exploded cow dung."

Huangfeng Guai was suddenly attacked personally, which made him stunned for a moment, and he subconsciously closed his mouth tightly.

No, in the plot he conceived, he hadn't imagined such a tough Destined One. This little mortal wasn't afraid of him at all.

This really had no sense of achievement, let alone presence, making him wonder where to put his Great King's face?

"Are you not afraid of this Great King because you have that Bi Ma Wen as a backing?"

"Do you know that Bi Ma Wen, even if he discovers you were caught now, it's too late! My eight hundred miles of Huangfeng Ridge, it's not easy to find this Huangfeng Cave!"

Tang An was unhappy when she heard him call Sun Wukong Bi Ma Wen, and she rolled up her sleeves as if she wanted to fight. "You dare to call my Wukong Bi Ma Wen? Call him that again and try?"

"Bi Ma Wen!"

"Call him again!?"

"Bi Ma Wen!"

"You have the guts to call him that again!"

"Bi Ma Wen!!!"

The atmosphere had reached this point, it wouldn't be appropriate for the two of them not to fight.

However, the next second, Tang An touched Huangfeng Guai's bald head. "Good boy."

This turn caught Huangfeng Guai off guard, and his eyes widened.

"You! You are as boring as a child, boring to the extreme!" Huangfeng Guai really didn't know what to do with Tang An for a while.

After all, she was caught, and he had scared her, but she didn't eat any of his tricks!

"Someone, light the fire and heat the stove, steam her for me in a while!"

"Okay, Great King."

"Wait!"

Huangfeng Guai thought Tang An was finally afraid, and he finally found a little sense of achievement. "What? Want to beg for mercy from this Great King?"

"Beg for mercy, beg for mercy, isn't it just eating meat." Tang An took a dagger out of the Universe Bag.

"You, you, you... what are you doing?" Huangfeng Guai really couldn't figure out Tang An's path.

Tang An looked natural. "Aren't you going to eat my meat? It just so happens that I've been traveling too much lately, and my hemorrhoids are acting up a bit. You wait, I'll go cut off a hemorrhoid for you, it'll be ready in a while."

"Hey, I'm so good, I'm really a living Bodhisattva." Tang An looked moved by herself.

"Hemorrhoid? Hemorrhoid? Hemorrhoids???" Huangfeng Guai was shaking with anger. "You, you, you, you!"

"You are bullying people too much!"

"Hmm?" Tang An put her hands on her hips, slightly dissatisfied. "Isn't it you who wants to eat my meat? I'm giving it to you, why are you unhappy?"

Huangfeng Guai was so angry that he pinched his own philtrum, "Someone, wash her clean and put her in the steamer!"

"Hey, hey, are you playing dirty?" Tang An held the dagger, making those little demons afraid to approach for a while.

"Hmph! You are just a little mortal, give up struggling and accept your fate."

"I accept your grandfather's fate." Tang An looked around; it seemed they hadn't found Huangfeng Guai's magic treasure yet.

"Wait a minute!" Tang An called a stop directly; she had to delay time. "My eldest disciple is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, if you dare to touch me, you'll be finished in a while."

"Hmph~" Huangfeng Guai still thought Tang An was really afraid, and he was quite majestic now.

"That Bi Ma Wen is just a self-proclaimed Great Sage Equal to Heaven. In that heaven, isn't he just a horse feeder?"

"I, Huangfeng Great King, am the Great King of this eight hundred miles of Huangfeng Ridge. That Bi Ma Wen is not worth mentioning in front of this Great King!"

Tang An had seen people blowing hot air, but never seen anyone blow it so well. "So you are a king of blowing hot air."

"If my disciple comes, do you really dare to fight him?" When she said this sentence, the bad smile in Tang An's eyes appeared again.

Why the bad smile? Because she had already seen the bee transformed by Sun Wukong buzzing around her, sending her a signal.

It seems that the magic treasure has been obtained.

"Hmph, why wouldn't I dare? Even if he is Bi Ma Wen, he can't escape my Samadhi Divine Wind!" Huangfeng Guai was very confident.

The little monster next to him pulled Huangfeng Guai's arm, "Great King, this woman has a lot of confidence, what if that Sun Wukong escapes and goes to heaven to move reinforcements?"

"Move reinforcements? Even if he moves ten thousand heavenly soldiers, this Great King is not afraid!"

Whoa! This hot air was blown even bigger than his bad breath.

However, with the Samadhi Divine Wind, plus his background as the mount of Lingji Pusa, he indeed had the foundation to blow this hot air.

It's just a pity that this hot air was blown in front of Tang An, and Tang An only felt that his hot air was blown too small.

"It looks like you haven't had a daydream, you don't even dare to blow hot air bigger." Tang An calculated with her fingers, cleared her throat and said: "Heavenly soldiers and generals, ten thousand is not enough? Twenty thousand, twenty thousand to play with you, is that enough?"

Huangfeng Guai laughed, "You little mortal, do you know what the concept of twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals is?"

"At that time, when conquering that Bi Ma Wen, the Heavenly Court only sent ten thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. You actually dare to arrogantly boast about twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals."

"Right, I am just teaching you how to blow hot air."

Huangfeng Guai was choked by Tang An again, "Truly unreasonable!"

"Look, you're anxious again. Fine." Tang An said reluctantly: "Then I'll really have twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals called over, don't cry."

"Hmph!" Huangfeng Guai was dismissive, "You also said it, you are just blowing hot air. Those twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals are not something you can mobilize."

Tang An shrugged, "I really can't mobilize them, but my disciple can mobilize them."

Huangfeng Guai laughed even louder, "You little girl, you are truly capable of boasting. Where did you get a disciple who can mobilize twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals?"

"If he can mobilize them, I will..."

"Eat shit?"

Huangfeng Guai's words were stuck in his throat by Tang An. He was choked until his face turned blue, but he still insisted on finishing the harsh words. "If he can mobilize them, I, Huangfeng Guai, am willing to peel off this skin and make a yellow sable cloak for you!"

Tang An's eyes lit up, "How did you know that when I saw you, I took a fancy to your sable fur?"

Hmm? Saying it out loud seems like scolding someone.

Huangfeng Guai was so angry that his chest rose and fell, "Wow! You little girl, truly annoying, take your life!"

He couldn't win the argument, so he was angry and wanted to kill Tang An himself.

Unfortunately, just as Huangfeng Guai planned to, he saw a flash of red light in front of him, followed by a Fire-Tipped Spear, carrying the power of Samadhi True Fire, heading straight for Huangfeng Guai's forehead.

Huangfeng Guai was caught off guard and retreated repeatedly, pulling the little demons beside him to block the spear.

Stabbing dozens of little monsters to death with one spear, Nezha then stopped and returned to Tang An's side.

"Just you, want twenty thousand heavenly soldiers and generals?" Nezha stood with his arms crossed, chewing a lollipop, looking like a rogue.

Huangfeng Guai was still in shock, quickly looking at the person who suddenly rushed out from Tang An's side.

He hadn't seen Nezha, but he had heard a little about Nezha's Fire-Tipped Spear.

Guessing Nezha's identity, Huangfeng Guai's eyes went dark.

Who is Nezha? The Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, the heavenly soldiers under his command are more than twenty thousand?

Can't be, right? His demon life can't be that unlucky, right? ===== CHAPTER 27 =====

No way, right? Her demon life couldn't possibly be this unlucky, could it?