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Chapter 266: Good good good, as expected of your Tang An style

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Rulai seemed unmoved, but in reality, huge waves were stirred up in his heart.

How could he not know that Tang An proposing this trade must have her schemes. How could he not know that Lingshan infighting would be completely unfolded by this.

He knew everything, and Tang An also knew that he knew everything.

But the most depressing thing is that what Tang An loves to play most is open schemes.

Even if he knows the risk, so what? Even if he starts a Lingshan civil war, so what?

The benefits of the trade she mentioned were truly too great. Even Rulai, who understood everything, couldn't help but yearn for it.

If he were a person with no desires, there wouldn't be such a full Lingshan Treasury.

If he didn't have a shred of longing for power and status in his heart, there wouldn't be the matter of the Yellow Eyebrow Monster being planted beside the Future Buddha. Even less would there be the matter of hiding Li Jing and mastering the Heavenly Court's military power.

Precisely because of this, even though he knew it was a trap, he found it difficult to control his own ambition and desires.

Tang An let Rulai consider the gains and losses, while she herself took out a hair straightener from the Wealth Gathering Ring.

"Said it wasn't changing your head then it was changing your hairstyle, you don't keep your word, but I have to keep my word."

She wanted to change Rulai's hairstyle, what would be good?

After thinking for a moment, Tang An changed Rulai's hairstyle n times.

There was an afro, there was long straight black hair, there was non-mainstream, and even... princess cut.

"A living Rulai is fun, huh."

Tang An played until she was tired, and finally decided on the long straight black hair for Rulai.

Don't say, it was strangely ugly. Although weird, the more she looked, the more fun it was.

"How about it Rulai? Your hair was even smoked by me, and you still haven't decided?"

"Since you haven't decided, then forget it. I won't trade with you, you just compensate me."

Tang An pointed her finger to settle the account. "Journey to the West Calamity Book, Eight Treasures Merit Pond plus Wuyun Xian."

"How about this, buy three get two free, want another Dingguang Huanxi Buddha and what he once held?"

Rulai's mouth twitched slightly, he had reason to suspect that if he didn't agree, Tang An would keep raising the price.

"Six Soul Banner and Eight Treasures Merit Pond, this Venerable really cannot..."

Tang An took the Qingping Sword with one hand and backhanded it onto Rulai's neck.

"Rulai, you don't think I'm discussing with you, right?"

"If you give it today, I will leave you and those Buddhas who are lingering on their last breaths a way to live."

"If you don't give it, I don't mind sending you into reincarnation now."

The Qingping Sword's blade was bright, having already broken Rulai's defensive golden body, cutting his neck and leaving a few streaks of blood.

Agreeing to the trade, Rulai could gamble on that Saint position.

Not agreeing to the trade, he not only had to compensate everything, but also had to compensate with his own life.

He believed Tang An said what she meant and did what she said, if he entered reincarnation, then everything would truly lose its meaning.

"Three."

"Two."

"Destined One, just follow this Venerable to take it." Finally, Rulai let go, Lingshan lost ten thousand gold.

"No trouble." Tang An waved at Tongtian Jiaozhu, "Master, you go collect it, I just want the Journey to the West Calamity Book."

As for Wuyun Xian, who was captured by the West, and Chang'er Dingguang Xian, who betrayed the Jie Sect, naturally they should be handled by Tongtian Jiaozhu himself.

With Tongtian Jiaozhu's strength, wanting to take back those things didn't need Rulai's consent at all.

The reason Tang An forced Rulai to agree was just to respond to the number of the Heavenly Dao. In other words, before, the timing wasn't right, and Tongtian Jiaozhu couldn't take those things back.

If he had forcibly taken them, it would have been forcibly staining causality, causing endless trouble.

What Tang An facilitated today was exactly the timing for Tongtian Jiaozhu to take back those things as a matter of course.

Tongtian Jiaozhu nodded in response, his figure disappearing into mid-air. Following him, Zhao Gongming and the Black Tiger also disappeared.

Taishang Laojun didn't leave, he had to stay here and watch, to avoid any further complications.

Rulai knew that at this time, this matter was completely beyond his control. Even the two Western Saints couldn't stop it, so he didn't bother to worry about it.

The number of days was fixed, today his Lingshan was destined to suffer a great tribulation.

"Destined One, since this Venerable has already given it, shouldn't you say the plan?"

Tang An retracted the Qingping Sword and wiped it on the Buddha again.

The Qingping Sword's voice sounded in Tang An's heart: "Ah!!!"

"You dislike me being stained with his blood and not clean, you even know to wipe it. But you use his clothes to wipe! Then is it clean!!!"

"Hm? Didn't expect you to be a sword with mysophobia."

"Like this, from now on when you follow me, just be called Jinbao, how about it?"

Qingping Sword: "????"

She not only dirtied it, but also wanted to humiliate it? And Jinbao???

It, the dignified Qingping Sword, she wanted to change its name to Jinbao?

"I *********..."

Tang An covered her ears, "Don't listen, don't listen, monk chanting scriptures."

No matter how the Qingping Sword protested, Tang An chose to automatically filter it out, unable to hear.

"Destined One, you didn't answer this Venerable."

"Destined One? Who? Me?" Tang An felt that she needed, and must, clarify one thing.

"First, I'm not called 'Hey', I'm called Tang An."

"Second, I'm not called Destined One, I'm still called Tang An."

"Third, if you don't want to call me Tang An, then you can also call me, Great-Grandmother."

"For these three ways of addressing, no matter how you call me, I have no opinion."

Rulai took a deep breath, his chest heaving too much.

"Talk about serious business!"

Can she be serious? Can she!

"Then you say it first, who am I."

"Tang An!" Rulai said through gritted teeth.

"Tsk, that's a good boy." Tang An turned to look at the remaining living Buddhas, "But are you sure you want to talk about business here?"

"Where do you want to go?"

"Guanjiangkou, Erlang Zhenjun Mansion."

Rulai didn't speak, but clearly signaled that they could take him away.

Tang An took out the Lie Kong Claw and waved at Taishang Laojun.

"Senior Brother, we're leaving first, bye~"

After she politely said goodbye, she cut a spatial rift, and followed Sun Wukong and the three, taking Rulai away.

As for what they talked about, the Buddhas and the Jade Emperor didn't know.

Wait...

Jade Emperor?

The Jade Emperor didn't know what he was pondering, pondering until he was lost in thought. When he came back to his senses, the spatial rift had already closed.

"Hey!"

So...

So he, the dignified Jade Emperor, when useful, was used as a human shield. When useless, he became a transparent person? Ignored? And left in Lingshan?

Hehe, good job, as expected of Tang girl's style.

He looked at the ruins of Lingshan, then looked at the Buddhas in the sky with light and heavy injuries.

Ah this...

So awkward, so dangerous, the red light in their eyes was also so blinding.

No... he was the Jade Emperor after all, what was he treated as?

"Cough."

The Jade Emperor cleared his throat and looked at Taishang Laojun.

"Then Laojun, let's go too."

He walked away with his hands behind his back, his figure seeming unhurried, full of majesty.

In reality, he was panicked to death, fearing that the Buddhas in the sky would rush over and chase him to bite him! ===== CHAPTER 267 =====

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