Chapter 268: Kong Xuan: First meeting, you are too presumptuous!

Sun Wukong propped his Golden Cudgel against the clouds, "Brother Yang Jian is right. How could I, Old Sun, be missing from something that stirs up the heavens?"

Nezha, hearing that there was a fight and killing, was obviously highly spirited.

"Whatever you want to do, just do it. Leave the killing and fighting to me." He said very seriously.

Tang An looked at Nezha unexpectedly, "Intermittently mature again? Little Brother Kid?"

"Kid, Brother?" Nezha didn't quite understand this vocabulary, was it calling him a kid, or calling him brother?

Calling him brother... this... this isn't good, right?

"Hey, hey, your face is red again!"

Tang An thought Nezha would be angry and smoke, she was ready to smooth his fur, but Nezha's face turned red.

Hiss... the child has been getting more and more wrong recently, is he really growing up?

Nezha heard this, turned around arrogantly, and ignored Tang An.

At Kong Xuan's dojo.

The mountain protection array was opened here, Tang An and the four master and disciples were outside the array, not intending to break in.

"Under Tongtian Jiaozhu's sect, Tang An, here to visit Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan. I wonder if Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan can appear to see me?"

Kong Xuan, who was drinking tea with someone, seemed to sense something, and suddenly there was more brilliance in his eyes.

He waved his wide sleeves, and an opening appeared in the mountain protection array. And he himself disappeared from the mat.

When he appeared again, he had already appeared beside Tang An.

"You are... Kong Xuan?"

Tang An's mouth opened slightly, tears of excitement flowing down the corners of her mouth.

Handsome! Too damn handsome! Simply an anime modeling face, handsome without limits!

Nezha saw Tang An starry-eyed again, already accustomed and helplessly sighing. Forget it, she treats everyone who looks good the same, regardless of gender or species.

Kong Xuan also examined Tang An, clearly the brilliance in his eyes lost its luster after seeing the person who came.

"You are?"

Tang An swallowed, "I'm Tang An, didn't I just report my name?"

Such a handsome man, what a pity, his hearing wasn't very good.

Wait... man?

"You are... a man?"

Kong Xuan frowned, he didn't expect Tang An's third sentence in their first meeting to be questioning his gender?

"Does this Venerable not look like one?" He seemed to have a bad temper, and the wind around him suddenly blew, scaring people.

Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha, uniformly and tacitly stood in front of Tang An.

It was also at this time that the hurricane was dispersed by the three's immortal power.

Kong Xuan looked at the three unexpectedly, "Golden Cudgel, Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear, Fire-Tipped Spear."

"You are..." Kong Xuan looked at Rulai in the mountain, "Rulai Fozu, and even brought the scripture seeker?"

"Rulai?" Tang An pried open a gap from the defense line of Yang Jian and Nezha, revealing her head, looking fun and cute.

"Rulai is here too? Old acquaintance!" Tang An waved at the mountain, "Rulai, we're here too, are you surprised, are you unexpected?"

Rulai, who intended to hide in the mountain, had to appear.

He didn't expect to run into Tang An so coincidentally, didn't they just separate?

It seems that although the two of them reached a trade, they each had their own calculations.

"Amituofo." Rulai finally appeared and continued to sit on the mat drinking tea.

Then the scene became...

One table, sitting Rulai, Tang An, and Kong Xuan.

Next table, sitting Sun Wukong and Yang Jian.

Where was Nezha? Nezha stood beside Tang An, blocking those two who might make a move on Tang An.

It's just that his face didn't look good. Especially when he saw Tang An starry-eyed over Kong Xuan, he was extremely unhappy.

However, what he didn't know was that Tang An's little schemes, she dared to say them, but Nezha would be too embarrassed to listen.

"Why did Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan become a man?"

"Do you know a senior brother of mine called Xuandu Dafa Shi?"

Men and men can also be, it's just that the picture isn't very healthy, forbidden to YY.

Of course, she herself doesn't forbid it.

Kong Xuan sipped his tea, clearly his patience with Tang An was reaching its limit.

If Tang An was simply admiring his appearance and being starry-eyed, although he looked unhappy on the surface, he must be secretly happy in his heart.

But what were the things Tang An said? What was that expression? And, why was she having a nosebleed, hey!

"Amituofo, Destined..."

"Slap!" Tang An slapped the table, quickly switching to her second face, turning to look at Rulai.

Rulai knew Tang An's warning, and had to change his words. "Fellow Daoist Tang An, how did you come to this place?"

Tongtian Jiaozhu had already accepted Tang An as a disciple, so calling her Fellow Daoist wasn't wrong.

However, Rulai didn't notice that Tang An's action, aura, and conversion of expression made Kong Xuan's eyes reappear with some brilliance. As if looking at Tang An, and as if looking at an old friend.

His fingers moved slightly, but he didn't speak, just drinking tea to cover up his emotional fluctuations.

Tang An didn't notice his movements and changes in expression, she was now staring at Rulai.

"Before I answer your question, you answer a few of my questions first."

Rulai thought Tang An wanted to ask him why he also came to find Kong Xuan.

"Amituofo, this Venerable came to seek..." Before he finished his excuse, his mouth was again manually pinched by Tang An.

Rulai seemed to have gotten used to it, he didn't even dodge, skilled enough to be funny.

"Who asked you that, what I want to ask is, your Lingshan's Buddha Mother, Great Bright King Bodhisattva, why is he a man?"

"Hm?" Rulai had a bad premonition about the question Tang An was about to ask.

Tang An let go of Rulai's mouth, signaling him to speak.

Rulai opened his mouth, wanted to say it several times, but didn't know how to say it. Because he also understood Tang An, with Tang An, explaining properly was useless.

"Because... uh... Great Bright King Bodhisattva, has a fate with my Buddha?" He even asked Tang An, asking if she was satisfied with this explanation.

Tang An nodded, for Lingshan's shameless excuse, she was already used to it.

"Then the second question, since he is a man, how did he give birth to you?"

"..."

"Quack, quack, quack..."

This question silenced everyone present.

Truly a good question, why didn't they notice it before?

Kong Xuan's cheeks twitched slightly, there was a kind of awkward speechlessness.

It's just that he wasn't easy to speak at this time, otherwise with Tang An's style right now, the topic contradiction would immediately point to him.

Tang An saw they didn't speak, and once again used her smart little brain to think it over properly.

"Did he treat you as an egg, and when he went to the toilet, pulled you out?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

One sentence, silenced the whole scene again.

Kong Xuan clenched his hands, clearly it was Rulai who was asked, why did he also have such great shame?

How did she manage to disgust two people at the same time with one sentence?

Did he offend her???

"Yes! That's it!" Tang An clapped her hands, applauding her own smart little brain. "It's because you were pulled out from the toilet, so you are called Rulai, no problem!"

"Applaud!" She even incited Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha to applaud together. ===== CHAPTER 269 =====