Chapter 302: Oh My~Irreconcilable~Friends, Not Foes~
"Shiji Niangniang, what are you doing? How can you threaten a bronze mirror?" Tang An took out the Demon-Reflecting Mirror and checked her own reflection.
Upon seeing the brilliant, golden Demon-Reflecting Mirror, the bronze mirror's eyes suddenly flashed with intense light.
"It's her, it's her!"
The bronze mirror chose Tang An excitedly and without the slightest hesitation.
"What about the surrounding thousand miles?" Shiji Niangniang's fists were about to be crushed; she could barely suppress her rage!
Tang An deliberately toyed with her Demon-Reflecting Mirror, never having expected that one day she would use the Demon-Reflecting Mirror to employ a "handsome man scheme" to seduce a bronze mirror.
"Wow—"
The bronze mirror had literal star-shaped eyes, shining brightly; without a moment's hesitation, it was as if its soul had been snatched away.
"It's her, it's her, it's still her!"
"Ah!!!" Shiji Niangniang could bear it no longer; she grabbed the bronze mirror and gave it a good beating.
Even after having a tooth knocked out, the bronze mirror still didn't forget to wink at the Demon-Reflecting Mirror.
"Tsk, lust really knows no species," Tang An retracted the Demon-Reflecting Mirror. "Shiji Niangniang, you lost."
Shiji Niangniang was so angry she tossed the bronze mirror aside, then plopped down onto a stone stool. "Fine, what exactly do you want me to do?"
Tang An signaled for her to come outside with her, then looked toward the vast crowd of demons.
"I want you to lead them to join the Jie Sect."
"What?"
Tang An did not answer Shiji Niangniang, but instead looked at the various demons.
"Just as I said before, in my eyes, and according to the teachings of the Jie Sect, there is no difference between demons, humans, and immortals."
"Tongtian Jiaozhu even advocates teaching without discrimination."
"Instead of living with the constant risk of being caught by the Demon-Catching Squad, you might as well join the Jie Sect and find a glimmer of survival."
Having said this, Tang An looked at Shiji Niangniang. "Are you willing to take these demons with you to join the Jie Sect?"
Shiji Niangniang had long harbored the desire to join the Jie Sect; she hadn't expected that what Tang An proposed would not only align with her own heart, but also present her with so many demons to bring along.
Her personality was not one to be coy.
"Fine!" Shiji Niangniang agreed magnanimously. "Are you all willing to come with me?"
The crowd of demons looked at Tang An.
"Since the boss has spoken, I'll listen to the boss."
"Right, we listen to the Great King."
"We can cultivate into immortals too; why should we be bullied by the Chan Sect again? I'm going!"
"I'm going too, I'm going too."
Seeing that everyone had agreed, Tang An felt relieved.
"In that case, I'll trouble you, Shiji Niangniang."
"No trouble, no trouble at all. You, this friend, although you don't look as good as me, as a weak woman, you are able to do your best for us demons—I admire you."
"From now on, I, Shiji Niangniang, will cover for you. If you have any trouble, just say the word."
Nezha looked at Tang An, pondering Shiji Niangniang's words.
A weak woman? Was she talking about her?
"Slap!" Shiji Niangniang patted Tang An, and with that one palm, sent her flying to the ground.
Well, at first glance, indeed...
"Oh my!" Shiji Niangniang hurriedly helped Tang An up. "Are you alright? Are you alright?"
Tang An was almost shaken to the point of vomiting by Shiji Niangniang. "No, no, no, I'm fine."
"Wow—"
Tang An vomited after all; after all, being lifted and shaken by a mountain, it was truly dizzying.
Above the East Sea.
The plot was progressing smoothly; the Dragon Clan had already been entirely locked inside the Tianyuan Cauldron.
Yang Jian arrived with Li Jing and his wife, and Tang An was also brought by Nezha.
As for Sun Wukong, right, where was Sun Wukong?
Because the four of them, master and disciples, had come from the outside world, Wuliang Xianweng had never interacted with them, so he did not know that his schemes had long since become riddled with variables.
Ao Bing and Mo Wan Nezha were fighting fiercely, until the Universe Ring thrown by Nezha separated the two.
"Why won't you listen to my explanation? Why did you lock all the members of my Dragon Clan into that Tianyuan Cauldron!"
"Explain what, damn it? You'd better explain it clearly!"
"I!" Ao Bing truly wanted to explain clearly, but he really knew nothing about the situation, and he couldn't explain it clearly.
Tang An stepped on a jade crane and flew between the two. "I say, little Nezha, don't you want to look over there?"
Following Tang An's gesture, Mo Wan Nezha noticed for the first time that Li Jing and Lady Yin had arrived.
"Father?"
"Mother?"
Mo Wan Nezha went from utter despair to not daring to believe what he was seeing was real.
"Zha'er!"
Lady Yin rushed over and hugged Nezha. "My child, are you alright? Are you hurt? Let Mother see."
"I... I..." Mo Wan Nezha was about to cry; it was actually his father and mother, they were really still alive, really alright?
He wasn't dreaming, was he?
Mo Wan Nezha looked at Tang An; he had an intuition that this matter had something to do with Tang An.
Tang An watched this scene, tears swirling in her eyes as well.
It was truly too moving.
"Rest assured, Chentang Pass is fine, and your father and mother are fine too."
"They are real, and they are all alive."
Mo Wan Nezha turned his head to look at Li Jing and Lady Yin, and with a "Wah~" sound, he burst into tears.
That crying expression was just like that of a three-year-old child.
Tang An touched her own chest, "Tricking such a little kid, my conscience really hurts a little." She pulled on Nezha's sleeve to wipe her tears.
The corners of Nezha's mouth twitched; hearing her say her conscience hurt was truly an extremely rare vocabulary choice.
"Didn't you say you didn't have a conscience?"
The emotions that had infected Tang An vanished instantly, and she gave Nezha a direct smack on the head.
"Although what you said is a fact, how dare you insult your master?"
Nezha covered his forehead, "I... insulted you? Didn't you just say it was a fact?"
"I... you..." Tang An was so angry she fanned herself with her hand, "You straight man, no wonder the little fairy maiden you like ignores you!"
What kind of visual was the situation before them?
On one side was Wuliang Xianweng, who was continuously casting spells upon the Tianyuan Cauldron.
On one side were Lu Tong and Hetong, who were watching the show.
On one side was the Li Jing family, reuniting and denouncing the truth of the matter.
On one side was Tang An beating up Nezha, heartbroken that the lotus boy was too blunt and lacked emotional intelligence.
In short, the scene had a kind of uniquely chaotic brilliance.
Yet, no matter how Li Jing and Lady Yin denounced him or tried to expose the true face of Wuliang Xianweng, those members of the Demon-Catching Squad remained unmoved.
"Sigh, why bother talking so much nonsense with them." Tang An interrupted this chaotic scene.
Just when everyone thought Tang An was going to take charge of the situation's direction, she looked cheekily at Mo Wan Nezha and Ao Bing, who had made up after a single glance.
She flew a circle around the two of them, her smile truly too cheeky.
She even mimicked Nezha's exaggerated expression, first getting right in Nezha's face, "Enemies, not friends~"
Then she got right in Ao Bing's face, "Sworn enemies~"
Mo Wan Nezha was about to explode, "Master! You, you, you, you aren't being serious!"
Ao Bing was also teased until his face turned red by Tang An, and he turned his head away, too embarrassed to speak.
"Sigh, what serious person would act like a serious person?" Tang An tossed her hair smugly.
"Alright, no more fooling around."
"Next, it's time to get serious."
Tang An borrowed a jade crane and flew onto the Tianyuan Cauldron.
I have to say, this cauldron is truly huge.
"Sigh, evil peach, why don't you open your eyes and look at me."
"You haven't ascended our Nezha to immortality yet."
End of Chapter
