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Chapter 31

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Tang An stood on the edge of the Liusha River and looked at Sha Wujing, who was poking his head out in the water.

"Like finding cover, right?"

"Then this young lady will let you know what it means to have grape wine and luminous cups, you and your cover will fly together!"

Tang An waved her hand, and Sun Wukong rode his Somersault Cloud into the air, arriving above the Liusha River.

This Liusha River had many restrictions on Tang An, but it had no effect on Sun Wukong.

He took out his Golden Cudgel from his ear and kept shouting: "Big, big, big, big, big..."

The Golden Cudgel, which was originally the size of an ear pick, was now immeasurably large.

Sun Wukong pressed down easily, and the ridiculously thick and heavy Golden Cudgel touched the bottom of the Liusha River directly.

After all, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel had another name, which was the Sea-Stabilizing Needle.

If it could stabilize the East Sea, this tiny Liusha River was naturally not a problem.

Sha Wujing was originally poking his head out on the water, but seeing this posture, he was so scared that he scurried into the water like a loach.

To set the mood, Tang An specifically exchanged for a sound system from the system. The song playing in this sound system was the DJ version of the Journey to the West theme song.

As the music started, the atmosphere was set to the max, and it was so high.

It was the theme song coming into reality!

"Shake it for me!"

"Alright, Master." Sun Wukong couldn't wait to get rowdy.

Especially with this music, he was too high and too addicted.

It's just that he was having fun, but Sha Wujing was going to suffer.

Under Sun Wukong's operation, the Ruyi Golden Cudgel stirred the Liusha River as smoothly as stirring milk tea.

The Liusha River thus formed a huge vortex, and the surroundings were also shaking, with flying stones rolling, a scene that was quite terrifying.

Nezha protected Tang An, responsible for splitting the falling stones and such. Jiuyue also guarded Tang An's side, ready to take her to a safer place at any time.

Only Tang An, who was big-hearted, was already having fun.

After all, this was the theme song, and it was the DJ version, and she was having fun in front of the original owners.

If she couldn't have fun, it would be a pure waste of this great time.

With various situations gathered in one place, a scene that could be called fragmented formed around the Liusha River.

One was Sun Wukong, who was shaking very rhythmically in the sky and was high.

One was Sha Wujing, who was desperately trying to escape the vortex in the river.

One was Tang An, who was playing vigorously on the shore, pulling Jiuyue to be high together.

One was Nezha, who looked impatient and cold on the side, but was always protecting her without any blind spots.

Yang Jian was like nothing happened on the side, but he couldn't help but tap his fingers to the rhythm.

Xiaotian Quan didn't want to join in, feeling that Tang An playing like this was too shameful and social death, burying his head in the soil he just dug.

Until the song ended, Sun Wukong still felt it wasn't enough and hadn't played enough.

However, if he kept shaking, the bird eggs within a dozen miles of the Liusha River would all be shaken apart.

"My turn." Nezha had been eager to try.

Sun Wukong flew down, still feeling unsatisfied, and jumped excitedly to Tang An. "Interesting, interesting, Master, this is the most interesting time my old Sun has ever played."

If it weren't for the fear of shaking the mountain range here and bringing disaster to the surrounding people, Sun Wukong wouldn't have been willing to come down.

Tang An took back the sound system and patted Sun Wukong on the shoulder. "With me as your master, there will be plenty more for you to be high on the road to seek scriptures."

Saying this, they all looked at Nezha, who was stepping on his Wind Fire Wheels and eager to try on the Liusha River.

Sha Wujing couldn't help but want to curse, "You're coming again!!!"

"Of course I have to come; if he doesn't come, where will I get boiled fish to eat." Tang An gave Nezha a look, signaling that Nezha could start.

Nezha received the signal and immediately sacrificed a magic treasure called the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover.

"I*!"

Sha Wujing completely collapsed; to deal with him, Sun Wukong using the Ruyi Golden Cudgel was one thing, but Nezha even used the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover!

When he broke the Jade Emperor's glazed lamp, he didn't have this level of outrageous treatment!

However, the next scene that made him even more broken followed.

Yang Jian flew into the air, swiped his fingers across his Heavenly Eye, and opened his Three-Eyed Heavenly Eye directly over the Liusha River.

A golden light burned down, directly a remote positioning strike.

"********!"

This made Sha Wujing, who was already miserable, even worse. It made him so angry that he kept cursing.

But if cursing was useful, what would Tang An be needed for?

"Still daring to send telegrams! Do him!" Tang An was directing with excitement, only regretting that she didn't have enough ability to join in.

Sha Wujing was beaten by Nezha and Yang Jian until he screamed, sometimes desperately swimming to escape, sometimes being burned by the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover until he couldn't take it and jumped out of the water.

But just as he came out of the water, Yang Jian's Heavenly Eye positioning strike followed, blasting his body until it twitched frequently and was about to smoke.

Poor Sha Wujing, looking just like a live fish in a boiling pot, being played by three living Yamas until he jumped up and down.

In the end, he didn't even last ten minutes before he was beaten until he hugged his head and cried, directly raising the flag to surrender and beg for mercy.

When he came ashore, he was really crying loudly. That image, more than just the word miserable could summarize.

Let's just say his hair was burned off, and his body was glowing red from the heat. His face was bruised and swollen, and his magic treasure was blown apart by Yang Jian's Heavenly Eye.

Sigh~ life~ is hard~

"Are you convinced now?"

The strategy Tang An asked Nezha and the others to discuss was to have Sun Wukong make the Golden Cudgel bigger and stir the Liusha River, shaking the earth.

Then have Nezha open his ultimate move and use the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover to boil fish directly in the Liusha River.

Finally, Yang Jian opens his Heavenly Eye to remotely lock and blast Sha Wujing.

To sum up, she couldn't cross this Liusha River, so no one should live!

"Convinced, convinced, convinced."

Sha Wujing begged for mercy repeatedly, "Please spare my life, I am willing to carry you across the river."

"Look, if you were this sensible earlier, what would we be fighting for, right?"

Tang An signaled Sha Wujing to hurry into the river to do it; if he delayed things, he would be beaten again in a while.

Sha Wujing hurriedly threw down the nine skulls around his neck; those were the magic treasures he refined in this Liusha River, which could naturally cross this Liusha River.

"Wait." Nezha came over with his Fire-Tipped Spear, "Aren't you afraid he's playing a trick?"

"Of course not."

Why was Tang An so confident?

It turned out that Tang An wanted Sha Wujing to get on the skulls with her, and Sun Wukong's Golden Cudgel, Nezha's Fire-Tipped Spear, and Yang Jian's Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear were all surrounding Sha Wujing alone.

If he had even the slightest unusual move, he would be stabbed into a sieve immediately.

"See, in the face of absolute 'nuclear' power, this Liusha River isn't that hard to cross."

Tang An patted her butt and went ashore; for this difficulty, she didn't rely on Guanyin's help, and didn't she cross it just the same.

At the same time, on the other side of the Liusha River.

Tang An and her disciples had just crossed over when someone came.

And it wasn't anyone else, but Nezha's own brother, the Huian Xingzhe under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva, Muzha.

Muzha was naturally ordered by Guanyin Bodhisattva to take this gourd to ferry Tang An and her disciples across the river.

As a result, after he arrived, he found that there were no scripture seekers on the bank, and there was no General Juan Lian in the river as Guanyin Bodhisattva had said.

Did they not come?

Or did they walk past?

No way, he came immediately after receiving the order; Tang An is a mortal, she couldn't be faster than him riding the clouds, could she?

If there is no gourd magic treasure for this Liusha River, how could they cross it? Could they ride General Juan Lian across?

Wait...

Muzha looked up and saw Nezha stepping on his Wind Fire Wheels, so conspicuous on the opposite side of the Liusha River.

My god! They really rode General Juan Lian across the river?!!

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