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Chapter 332: Coincidentally, I am the one who defies the Heavenly Dao

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Tang An signaled the Jade Emperor to look at the mountain of rice and mountain of flour, "Is it not obvious what I want to do?"

"You..." The Jade Emperor was speechless for a moment, "Why must you be like this? Isn't it enough for me to issue a decree for the Dragon King to bring rain?"

Look, only strength is the shortcut to solving all problems.

"It's not enough." Tang An shrugged, rejecting the Jade Emperor's kindness.

"Ah?"

"I haven't collected enough yet; you wait a moment before issuing the decree."

"..." The Jade Emperor took a deep breath, "Aren't you here to ask for rain?"

"No, I'm just here to move food."

"Aren't you afraid that if you wait any longer, more commoners in the human world will starve to death?"

Tang An's expression became serious instantly when she heard this. She sneered: "So the Jade Emperor also knows that delaying the time for rain will kill many commoners?"

"I..." The Jade Emperor was blocked by Tang An again and lost his words.

"I just wanted to punish that Prefect."

"So what? The Prefect overturned your table, what did the commoners do wrong?" Tang An got up from the Grand Master Chair, "Just because they are commoners of Fengxian Prefecture, they deserve to starve to death because of your thunderous anger?"

"If they had overturned the table themselves and committed a great disrespect to you, the Jade Emperor, then punishing them would be fine. After all, it is offending the Heavenly Might, and they must bear some cause and effect."

"But the Prefect of Fengxian Prefecture overturned the table and fed your offerings to dogs. Why is his family living well, and why haven't they suffered any punishment?"

"Why, does the Jade Emperor feel that punishing the commoners, making Fengxian Prefecture full of complaints and starving people everywhere, is the greatest punishment for the Prefect?"

Tang An's questions were pressing, step by step, forcing the Jade Emperor to take a step back and avoid her edge.

"I... I will have someone bring rain now."

"I already said no need." Tang An looked at the Merit Golden Brick in her hand.

"If the Dragon King doesn't bring rain, we can physically bring rain. For example, smash their Dragon King Temple."

"If the Dragon King still doesn't bring rain, then we will smash the Four Seas Dragon Kings themselves; smashing them until they cry and wail will always bring some rain, right?"

"Then, to ensure the favorable weather of Fengxian Prefecture, we can continue to smash upwards; guess whose statue I will smash?"

The Jade Emperor's heart skipped a beat; others might not dare, but Tang An would definitely dare to smash his statue.

"I already said, issue the decree now, isn't that enough?" The Jade Emperor quickly turned his head to look at Taibai Jinxing, "Quick, quick, go and pass the decree for the Dragon King to bring rain, quick."

Taibai Jinxing received the order and silently gave Tang An a like in secret, then flew down to the lower realm.

Although he was tossed around, how could Taibai Jinxing not know that Tang An tossed him around just to lead the Jade Emperor here to lift the drought disaster in Fengxian Prefecture.

Since that was the case, what harm was there in cooperating with them.

Tang An sat back on the Grand Master Chair, "I said Jade Emperor, don't be in a hurry, you must not be in a hurry."

"I haven't collected enough yet; you can't withdraw."

"At worst, you bring your rain, and I collect my food; neither of us will delay the other."

The Jade Emperor had a headache, "You take this food to help the human world, which violates the constancy of the Heavenly Dao; the cause and effect involved are countless."

Tang An raised her eyebrows slightly, "It's you who are afraid of cause and effect, right?"

"..."

"I am also doing this for your own good."

"Is that so? If it's for my own good, then don't interfere. Anyway, I have too many debts to worry about; I'm not afraid, what is a Jade Emperor afraid of, right?"

Right? Is it right?

The Jade Emperor was really panicked; what was he thinking at the time, even casting a spell to make this mountain of rice and mountain of flour endless and inexhaustible, and now Tang An has taken all the advantage.

"Those are the commoners of Fengxian Prefecture, not the commoners of the Great Tang; why do you want to bear those causes and effects for them?"

"Aren't they?" Tang An stroked the chair, "But this princess and my noble father say they are commoners of the Great Tang, so they are commoners of the Great Tang."

"Since they will belong to my Great Tang in the future, then what harm is there in me, this Great Tang Princess, bearing some cause and effect for the commoners of my Great Tang?"

Besides, who doesn't move good things to their own home when they see them?

Since she was a child, her grandmother taught her that wasting food is shameful.

The Jade Emperor must not have been taught by a grandmother, so he doesn't understand the value of food, right.

The Jade Emperor was stared at by Tang An until he felt uncomfortable all over, anxious to turn his back, hoping that the Dragon King would hurry up and bring rain.

Tang An looked at the Jade Emperor's back, and the faint smile in her eyes disappeared, replaced by the scheming of a person who is treacherous.

She was not the only one bearing the cause and effect of this game. By doing this, she could not only let the Great Tang commoners and the army have no hunger, but also drag the Jade Emperor into the water.

Anyway, she really had too many debts to worry about; the one with the headache would only be the Jade Emperor.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty." Taibai Jinxing returned, "The West Sea Dragon King has arrived at Fengxian Prefecture; he asks Your Majesty for the time and points of the rain."

"No hurry." Tang An got up and walked over, "I'm not in a hurry; why is the Jade Emperor in such a hurry to issue a decree."

Of course the Jade Emperor was in a hurry; he was in a hurry to bring rain, so he could send away these few gods of plague and take back the mountain of rice and mountain of flour.

"Tang girl, what else do you want to do?"

Tang An retracted the Human Seed Bag and the Wealth Gathering Ring, "Naturally, I am asking the Jade Emperor for a sweet rain that can make crops grow rapidly on behalf of the commoners of Fengxian Prefecture."

"In addition, I want you to ensure that my Great Tang has favorable weather for thirty years, with floods and droughts being diverted from the south to the north, thereby resolving disasters."

"Impossible." The Jade Emperor refused without the slightest hesitation.

After Tang An was rejected, she didn't speak, but twisted her neck, wrists, and pressed her legs in the Pixiang Hall.

The Jade Emperor swallowed his saliva, and suddenly had a bad premonition.

"You... what are you going to do?"

Tang An looked at the Pixiang Hall, "You Heavenly Court, haven't you renovated for some years?"

"Are my uncle's pills enough? Are the Queen Mother's flat peaches ripe?"

!!!!!

He knew it, he knew she was ill-intentioned!

Tang An stretched her arms, "Most importantly, is the Jade Emperor's treasury ready?"

"Is there anyone watching? It just so happens that I have four ancient divine beasts here: Vermilion Bird, Azure Dragon, White Tiger, Black Tortoise."

"The weather is good today; it's just right to let them out for some air."

Tang An had an innocent expression of "no matter what they do, it has nothing to do with me."

The Jade Emperor looked at the four rebellious bones in front of him, especially Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha who had already sacrificed their magic treasures and were eager to try.

He pinched his temples with a headache, having a sense of being about to go crazy, and also a sense of being a coward like a punctured ball.

"I am the Jade Emperor!"

"You cannot treat me like this!"

A dignified Jade Emperor, how aggrieved must he be to say such two sentences.

Tang An was unhappy, "We have been very good to you."

"Look at Lingshan, look at the Western Two Sages, look at Rulai."

"Comparing like this, don't you feel better in your heart?"

Jade Emperor:...

Don't say, you really don't say...

No, is the comparison like this?

"Tang girl, you are the Destined One; you should know that gods cannot interfere too much in human affairs, let alone me."

Tang An sneered, "So what does it count that you issued a decree for Fengxian Prefecture to have a three-year drought?"

"I am following the Heavenly Dao."

"Coincidentally, I am the one who defies the Heavenly Dao." ===== CHAPTER 333 =====

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