Chapter 38
"Hehehe~"
Tang An exchanged three fireworks from the system, and didn't set them off towards the sky, but pointed the fireworks mouths in three directions.
They were the places where Guanyin, Puxian, and Wenshu lived.
The silent night was soundless.
Suddenly, sounds of explosions rang out violently, scaring the birds and beasts in the deep mountains and forests.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Wenshu was the first to run out; he was still in the appearance of Lianlian, scared and pretentious.
Tang An stared at Wenshu with a bad smile: "Yo, Bodhisattva Wenshu, you are here?"
Wenshu subconsciously lowered his head and saluted, "Amituofo..."
After he finished the Buddha, he reacted; he was Lianlian right now!
In Wenshu Pusa's astonished gaze, Tang An imitated Lianlian's pretentious appearance.
"Oh my~ what's wrong, what's wrong?"
"Oh hehe~ slave Lianlian~"
"Oh my mother, look at him~"
Wenshu watched Tang An imitate him to 98%, and then he petrified and cracked on the spot.
It's over, I'm going to die socially.
If this reputation of his spreads, how will those believers look at him in the future!
And her imitation movements were too pretentious; did he have that? Was he that coy???
Well, it was a bit.
"Pfft~"
Tang An watched Wenshu perform a scene of digging the ground with his toes on the spot, and directly burst into laughter.
Sun Wukong couldn't help it either, laughing so hard he jumped up and slapped his legs, unable to stop at all.
Only Nezha and Yang Jian didn't laugh so exaggeratedly, but the look of examining Bodhisattva Wenshu wasn't much better.
The next moment, in the main room, a funnier scene came.
Originally, only Wenshu was digging the ground with his toes, but now Guanyin, Puxian, and Wenshu were standing together, performing a scene of digging the ground with their toes side by side with their heads down.
Three Bodhisattvas, which one is not a famous existence in Buddhism.
But now Tang An was in front of them, deliberately imitating the pretentious appearance of them when they transformed into Zhenzhen and Aiai, making them want to dig a passage with their toes and escape back to Lingshan.
Lishan Laomu didn't pretend anymore, and looked at Tang An with a smile. "Just now, was it the movement you made? You actually recognized us early on?"
"Yes, Old Mother." Tang An was still very polite to Lishan Laomu.
Wenshu couldn't help but ask: "How did you recognize our incarnations? Could it be that the method of transformation had a flaw?"
That shouldn't be, their incarnations had never made a mistake, let alone in front of a mortal.
Tang An took a step back and showed the three disciples behind her.
"He, Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, has Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze."
"He, Judicial God, has a Heavenly Eye on his forehead."
"He, Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, has three heads and six eyes."
"You tell me, should they have seen through your incarnations?"
At this time, of course, she couldn't admit that she was holding the script and had the God's perspective.
Throwing the pot to these three, even Puxian and the others couldn't find fault.
Sun Wukong, Nezha, and Yang Jian raised their heads, looking high-spirited.
This pot, they were very happy to carry; that was equivalent to pretending to be big in front of several Bodhisattvas and Lishan Laomu!
Lishan Laomu chuckled, full of kindness, and her love for Tang An could be seen in her eyes.
"Since you have seen through it, why are you still willing to enter the maze?"
"That is of course to show our sincerity to the leaders!" Tang An's flattery skills came up. "Only by letting the leaders see our integrity will the leaders be more at ease, right."
"However..."
"However what?" Lishan Laomu saw through the cunning in Tang An's eyes, and naturally saw through her little thoughts, but didn't point it out.
"However, we have passed the test given by the leaders; I don't know if the leaders have any rewards for passing?"
Tang An's words sounded very fresh to Lishan Laomu and the others. Although they didn't understand the specific meaning, they could still grasp the general meaning.
"What do you want?" Lishan Laomu was not angry, but let Tang An speak.
Tang An looked at Wenshu, Puxian, and Guanyin. Then she walked around the three of them again.
"I want this." She pointed to the Jade Purifying Bottle in Guanyin's hand.
Guanyin didn't expect Tang An to dare to open her mouth so wide, "Amituofo..."
"The Sweet Dew inside this." Tang An's panting made Guanyin's emotions fluctuate.
Hearing that she only wanted Sweet Dew, Guanyin also breathed a sigh of relief. "You Destined One, you are truly naughty."
Tang An "hehe"ed; she was playing the typical house-demolition effect. If she didn't ask for a big one first to let Guanyin refuse, how could she ask for her real purpose.
The Sweet Dew in the Jade Purifying Bottle is a good thing; it can extinguish Samadhi True Fire and revive the Ginseng Fruit Tree.
For them, it is a prop that can play a big role when brushing through the eighty-one tribulations in the future.
"Many thanks to Guanyin Great Master." Tang An took a small porcelain bottle, and what was inside was the Sweet Dew from the Jade Purifying Bottle in Guanyin's hand.
After taking the porcelain bottle, Tang An looked at Wenshu and Puxian again.
It could be seen that they were still very nervous.
Mainly because they didn't have any magic treasures on them, and whichever one they gave to Tang An, they would feel the pain.
So they just wanted to try their best to play a transparent person, just like when they didn't want to be called by the teacher in class.
Tang An saw it clearly, but pretended not to understand. She deliberately re-examined Wenshu and Puxian, and walked around them again.
"You two..."
"Tsk, forget it."
Whoa! Whoa! Her tone! What kind of tone was that!
She was just a mortal, and she dared to look down on Bodhisattvas?!
Don't they have faces?
Tang An secretly enjoyed holding back her laughter, "Look, it's not okay if I don't want it, and you're not happy if I don't want it."
Wenshu almost went berserk on the spot; were they unhappy because she didn't want it? Wasn't it purely because her tone was full of looking down on them!
What do you mean forget it! She said forget it to two Bodhisattvas, and she was still justified?
"Since Guanyin Great Master gave it, how can we not give a gift." Wenshu handed the Buddhist beads in his hand to Tang An, "This string of Buddhist beads has followed the poor monk for tens of thousands of years, and is a treasure of the most rigid and positive; it can subdue demons and protect your peace."
Tang An was not short of protective magic treasures, but since it was given for free, and it was a magic treasure of tens of thousands of years, she wouldn't take it for nothing.
"Many thanks to Bodhisattva Wenshu."
Saying that, she looked at Puxian again.
Her eyes seemed to be saying: "Are you giving it or not? If you don't give it, I won't take it; don't say I didn't give you face."
Puxian was so angry he laughed; it turned out that now it had become that if she didn't accept his gift, she wouldn't give her face?
"Guanyin Great Master, you have found a good Destined One." This sentence seemed to be praising with a smile, but in reality, his back teeth were almost bitten off.
However, complaining was complaining, he still took out a magic treasure.
Just as Tang An said, everyone else gave it, if he didn't give it, it would make him look stingy and lose face.
"This treasure is called the Lotus Throne, and it can take you to move thousands of miles in an instant."
"Although it is not as good as the Great Sage's Somersault Cloud, it is a flight magic treasure suitable for you after you obtain the scriptures and the Dao."
Tang An took the Lotus Throne, "Many thanks to Bodhisattva Puxian."
Her happy expression couldn't be hidden at all.
It was truly not a wasted trip, not a wasted trip at all.
Lishan Laomu took in all of Tang An's little expressions, and her love for her grew even more.
"Tang An, do you want to ask for something from me?"
Wenshu, Puxian, and Guanyin were all shocked when they heard this.
They all looked at Tang An; she wouldn't really have the guts to ask Lishan Laomu for magic treasures, would she?
No, she doesn't know what fear is, does she?
End of Chapter
