Chapter 407: The First Day Back in the Modern Era, More Than Just One Embarrassment

Everything was ready; Tang An, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha flew into mid-air.

Tang An could finally go back, unable to hide her excitement.

Although in that era, there was no one left worth her longing. But people always have an indescribable obsession with the matter of returning home.

What's more, she wasn't going back alone, but bringing her three childhood idols back to the place where she lived.

"Master, are you alright?" Yang Jian saw Tang An's excitement.

"Good, very good, very good." Tang An took a deep breath, suppressing the excitement in her heart.

She flew forward, pinched the incantation with both hands, and behind her, a dazzling light formed a galaxy, as if rushing straight to the clouds and falling into the Yellow Springs.

"Hunyuan Golden Dipper."

The Hunyuan Golden Dipper responded and appeared, loading the four of them and the Year Beast into it, and then flew into the River of Time.

As the Hunyuan Golden Dipper entered the long river, the power of this galaxy dissipated between heaven and earth.

Sect Leader Tongtian, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Taishang Laojun all sensed the fluctuation of her law of traveling through the River of Time at the first moment.

"Good niece, bring back more mandarin oranges~" This sounded like Taishang Laojun's transmission.

Sect Leader Tongtian instructed, "Only to resolve causality, do not stay long."

"Understood, Uncle, Master." Tang An wasn't stupid; since she used the power of law, she naturally knew the corresponding taboos.

And her purpose in going back was only to strengthen her own strength, and by the way, go back for a vacation.

In the River of Time, the Hunyuan Golden Dipper carried the four of them through quickly.

Modern era, Tang An's rented two-bedroom apartment.

A light as bright as day appeared in the room for a moment, and when it returned to normal, there were four people and one dog in the room.

The four of them looked at each other... After Tang An observed the situation around her, her little face instantly turned bright red.

It's over, it's over, it's over!

It's her messy dog kennel! Oh my, her image as a master was ruined!

Magic, right, she was someone who knew magic now.

Tang An snapped her fingers, and the messy room instantly returned to the way she was satisfied with.

"Whew~" She let out a long sigh of relief, then met the confused and astonished gazes of her three disciples.

"Master, where is this? A warehouse?" Yang Jian didn't speak, but once he did, it was a heart-piercing knife.

After all, in his impression, only a warehouse would be relatively messy.

"But why is the warehouse so small?" Nezha immediately followed with a second knife.

Tang An covered her heart and spat out a mouthful of old blood...

Don't treat her like that! Didn't she have any face?

The most, most, most critical thing was that this was even a house she rented; she couldn't even afford such a small house.

Tang An, Tang An, what kind of bitter life did you live before?

Sun Wukong didn't complain, but looked at everything in front of him with novelty.

Transparent windows, strange-looking lights, square black boxes... He felt very novel about everything here.

When he pushed open the window, he was startled unexpectedly.

After all, in ancient times, pushing open a window would be at most a few stories high. And the house Tang An lived in was over thirty stories high.

"Master, why do you live so high?"

"Master, why do those little boxes run so fast?"

"Master..."

"Stop!" If Tang An answered all their questions, she was afraid she would answer for a day and a night, and foam at the mouth without finishing.

So, Tang An synchronized part of her modern memories with the three of them.

Sun Wukong leaned out to look, "That little iron box, is that the iron car Master mentioned before that runs faster than a horse?"

"Oh! In the sky, there really are big birds, big birds that can fly without flapping their wings!"

Sun Wukong said and wanted to fly into mid-air to take a good look.

Tang An quickly stepped forward and pulled him back, "You can't go! If you go up today, tomorrow the hot search will explode, the whole country and even the whole world will explode. Don't mess around, be good."

"Bang!"

An explosion suddenly appeared behind, giving Tang An a big fright.

When she turned her head, Nezha was looking away awkwardly. His Fire-Tipped Spear, like a javelin, had pierced and exploded the TV set horizontally.

"Ne, zha..."

Nezha coughed dryly, "It, it moved first."

"Hmm?"

"Are you saying a TV set embedded in the wall became a spirit and attacked you, the Heavenly Court's Supreme Commander?"

Nezha felt guilty and looked around, just not daring to look at Tang An. He also discovered he had caused trouble only after causing it.

And the culprit...

Was Yang Jian pondering the remote control and suddenly turned on the TV.

And the show was a fight scene; before the gunshot came out, Nezha had already exploded the TV one step ahead.

"Beautiful, simply too beautiful..."

Then...

The four of them were kicked out of the house by the landlord downstairs, and Tang An's remaining savings were used to pay for the TV.

The dignified Princess Chang'an of the Three Realms, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, the Judicial God, the Supreme Commander of the Heavenly Court!

Three o'clock in the morning, wandering the streets! Wandering the streets!

Is this right? Ah!

Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian, Yang Jian looked at Nezha, Nezha looked at Tang An with a guilty conscience.

Then, the four of them looked at the Year Beast that had turned into a little dog.

"In this day and age, without money, sure enough, even if immortals come, they can't move an inch."

"Doggy, spit some gold coins."

As soon as the Year Beast heard about spitting gold coins, it shivered. Because the experience of being beaten up last time was still vivid in its memory.

"Hurry up, don't force me to beat you."

The Year Beast let out an "Awoo" and spat a few times in the grass, but nothing came out.

"Hey, sure enough, I still have to do it myself."

"Don't run!"

The four of them surrounded a shivering Year Beast, Tang An grabbed it, and then it was a dizzying shake and shake.

Shaking until the Year Beast couldn't take it anymore, it let out a "Wah" and spat out gold nuggets, gold ingots, and gold coins.

Spitting out a pile, shining under the streetlights.

"Want to stay at an inn?" Nezha asked.

"Inn..." Tang An was still worried looking at this pile of gold; just giving people gold, any place that was a bit formal would be afraid the gold came from an improper source and basically wouldn't accept it.

"Let's go, find a small motel, and make do for the night."

Tang An used Dharma power to cut off a small piece of gold, then used Dharma power to knead it into a small gold bead, enough for the room fee for the four of them.

On the way, Tang An couldn't help but sigh, "I really am a good citizen of society; even after becoming an immortal, I'm still a good child who obeys the law."

Actually, they could just fly to a hotel, no need to check in at all, just zero-yuan purchase.

But the fear was that while you were sleeping, someone suddenly booked that room. When the person staying at the hotel opened the door and came in, those three wouldn't explode.

Inside a small motel.

Tang An brought the three of them in and placed the ID card and gold bead on the front desk.

"I..."

"We were robbed, only left with an ID card and this little gold bead; can we open four rooms to stay for one night?"

Anyway, no matter if others believed it or not, she didn't believe it herself. But a lie that could pass in front of people had to be made up.

Sitting at the front desk was a man playing on a computer, looking to be in his twenties, but weighing one hundred and eighty jin.

"Yo?"

"Tang An?"

As he spoke, he looked at Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha behind her with an extremely connotative look.

"Not bad, playing quite fancy now, where did you find so many handsome guys? Must have cost a lot of money, right?"

Tang An had just recognized who the person in front of her was; her brows furrowed, and the fire in her eyes could no longer be hidden.

Saying she was bad was one thing, but saying her disciples were even worse! Coming up and being so lacking in discipline, then don't blame her for not showing mercy.

"It really is enemies meeting on a narrow road."

"One opening of the mouth, and it's still that smell of an eighty-six-year-old cesspit." ===== CHAPTER 408 =====