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Chapter 42

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In the middle of the night, a strong wind rose.

A black wind rushed through the street, heading straight for the inn where Tang An and the others were staying.

"Wahahaha, three red money bags for buying life, actually three unlucky ghosts dared to pick them up."

"Good good, let Grandpa I make up for my body today~"

The skeleton little ghost hidden in the black wind was still immersed in the joy of picking up treasure.

Little did he know, it was the end of his good days, and this time even the doors and windows were blocked clean!

"Ugh~"

"Ugh~ ugh~"

The skeleton little ghost followed the breath of the red money bag all the way, and just arrived at the door, it made a sound of ghost crying and wolf howling.

Its black skeleton face seemed to have been unable to wait to see the scene of the mortals inside being scared to ghost crying and wolf howling by it.

"Creak~"

The door was pushed open by the skeleton little ghost, and the sound in its mouth was like the sharp crying of women and children.

The Chinese horror feeling could be said to have been pulled to the extreme.

"Ah!"

Tang An originally wanted to experience the stimulation of seeing a ghost, but didn't expect to be really stimulated, and screamed in surprise.

Nezha blew a breath, and the lights in the room all turned on.

"Ugh..."

"Ugh."

"Ugh?"

The skeleton little ghost was making a loud noise just now, but when the lights were turned on, its voice was directly reduced, and it clicked the mute button.

It is no exaggeration to say that when it saw Sun Wukong and the others, it was just startled.

But when it saw Hei and Bai Wuchang, it was startled and stumbled, and fell to the ground with a butt.

"Ah!!!" This time, the one who screamed was not Tang An.

"There were clearly people in the room, and you didn't turn on the lights in the middle of the night, scaring ghosts!"

Tang An and the others' expressions seemed to be saying: "Isn't it just scaring ghosts!"

At this time, the lights in the room were on, and there were three guardian gods beside them, so Tang An's courage grew.

"Is it you who are handing out red packets everywhere, buying life from people?" She got up and examined the skeleton little ghost sitting on the ground and trembling.

The skeleton little ghost looked up at Tang An; it also didn't think that a mortal could have a relationship with Hei and Bai Wuchang.

"I, I won't buy life anymore, okay?" It said weakly, its voice sharp like a eunuch.

"What are you looking at them for?" Tang An also noticed that the skeleton little ghost had been observing Hei and Bai Wuchang, and it was Hei and Bai Wuchang that it had been afraid of.

"You wouldn't think that I dared to catch you by relying on them, would you?"

The skeleton little ghost looked at a monkey, a young man, and a man who looked relatively stable behind Tang An.

It even felt a pity in its eyes; if Hei and Bai Wuchang hadn't come, it would definitely have been able to make up for a big one.

"What kind of look is that? What kind of look is that?"

Tang An keenly captured its look, "You even felt pity?" She was amused, it was simply outrageous.

"It's just that it's not good for the three of you to have too high positions; this little ghost can't recognize you at all, and it's still thinking about sucking you now."

Sun Wukong didn't care, scratched his ears and said: "Master, don't be angry, at most Old Sun will let him suck a few hundred years of life, make up for this trial, and then it won't be too late to hit him until his soul flies away."

The skeleton little ghost's turbid eyes blinked and cleared; what did he say? What did he say!

"Let him suck your life?" Tang An sat back on the stool and drank tea.

"Let's put it this way, even if you are Zhou Bapi, let him buy life, and let him work more for you. To him, that can be considered attaining the Dao and ascending."

Sun Wukong didn't have this concept, "Then Master, what do you say is good to deal with?"

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious." Tang An hadn't pretended to be big yet, so she couldn't let the little ghost go.

Saying that, Tang An looked at Hei and Bai Wuchang; they were obviously holding back words for a long time, and their stomachs were about to explode.

"Come, two, you come and introduce to him who he is buying life from."

Hei Wuchang flew in front of the little ghost, "Pa pa" was a few whips, which was quite satisfying.

The holiday was gone, and he had to come up to catch such a damn thing; who wouldn't be furious!

Bai Wuchang flew in front of the little ghost, his mouth opened like a gate, and he sprayed directly.

"What kind of cultivation are you that you dare to mess around like this? Ah?"

"And dare to throw red money bags to buy people's lives? Hehe, is the life you bought enough for you to die?"

"You even hit their idea, do you know who they are?"

"I think your brain is either filled with porridge or filled with shit, and then porridge and shit! It's all shit!"

The skeleton little ghost was stunned by Bai Wuchang; are the legendary ghost messengers so irritable?

"You want to buy life, right? Okay, I can tell you a good news and a bad news."

"The good news is that that one has a lot of life; even if you suck yourself to explode, you can't suck a small blood bag left by a mosquito on him!"

"But the bad news is that he once crossed the Life and Death Book of the underworld, and even Yama was scared to call him Grandpa!"

"You are good, you dare to buy the life of his Great Sage Equal to Heaven? Do you have a disease in your brain? Do you have a disease??"

The skeleton little ghost was completely numb from being scolded; it had heard of the name of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

But that kind of character was too far away from them, and it never thought that it could buy the life of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven one day.

Bai Wuchang grabbed the skeleton little ghost's head and pressed it to kowtow. After kowtowing, he continued to introduce.

"That one is the Great God of the Three Altars of the Sea, in charge of the total soldiers of the three realms of heaven, earth, and water!" Saying that, Bai Wuchang pressed it to kowtow again.

"That one is the Judicial God, in charge of the order of the three realms, the Jade Emperor's own nephew, who has always listened to the tune but not the announcement." Saying that, Bai Wuchang pressed it to kowtow again.

"Now you know? Recognize it? Are you sober?"

"I am really *******!"

Not satisfied after scolding, Hei and Bai Wuchang did it at the same time and beat the skeleton little ghost violently.

Tang An saw this scene and excitedly ate melon seeds.

Hmm~ the cup was successfully pretended, and it was a big one, cool! So cool!

After Hei and Bai Wuchang beat him violently to vent their anger, they straightened their hats, tidied their clothes, and came to report with a smile.

"Three Grandpas, we beat him, you can't beat us anymore."

After all, with their bodies, they couldn't withstand a stick from Sun Wukong.

Yang Jian and the others looked at Tang An one after another, obviously asking if Tang An had played enough.

They didn't care about these, as long as Tang An played enough and could count as a trial on the road to seeking scriptures.

Hei and Bai Wuchang knew how to look at faces, and quickly accompanied Tang An with flattery, preparing to knead her shoulders and beat her back, coaxing her to be happy.

It's just that their bodies were too heavy with yin, and before they touched Tang An, she shivered with cold.

"Go back." Nezha looked at Hei and Bai Wuchang with a cold face, and Samadhi True Fire rushed up on his body.

It scared Hei and Bai Wuchang, and they wiped their sweat and quickly retreated.

Tang An felt the warmth of the Samadhi True Fire, and the yin energy she had stained had all dissipated.

"It still has to be you; if I leave you, where can I find such a practical warm baby."

Taking Samadhi True Fire to keep warm, she, Tang An, is the only one in heaven and earth.

Nezha didn't understand what the warm baby Tang An said meant, but when he heard the word "baby," his face didn't know if it was lined by the firelight, or for some reason, there was a faint blush.

"Alright, let's follow the regular procedure, it should be judged as it should be."

"But don't forget to let Yama know what kind of earth-shattering thing your ghost world's little ghost did today."

Just thinking about Yama's expression when he heard this, Tang An felt that the scene was absolutely wonderful.

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