Chapter 5: My god, this voice-controlled Five Fingers Mountain is too crazy!

The Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast protested, but the protest was invalid.

Tang An definitely couldn't eat it; otherwise, the Heng and Ha Generals would be pure soul attacks, and she wouldn't be able to handle it even with the Diamond Indestructible Innate Spiritual Body cheat.

So after careful consideration, Tang An decided to go find the Great Sage Who Levels Accounts!

Riding the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast, the speed was much faster than a horse.

In less than a day, Tang An riding the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast, and Nezha riding the Wind Fire Wheels, arrived at the foot of Five Fingers Mountain.

"Hey!"

"Rulai, I, Old Sun, am 'Shu Daoshan' (I'm coming for you), hurry up and lift your hand, otherwise you'll be responsible!"

Tang An had just gotten off the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast when she heard this reverberating sound.

"My god, is that Wukong talking?"

"He even told Rulai to lift his hand?"

"Tch, if this Five Fingers Mountain could be lifted, I'd go eat..."

Before she could finish, Tang An felt a "rumbling" muffled sound beneath her feet.

Then, she felt a "whoosh."

She was lying on the mountain, and the mountain was flying into the sky.

"Holy crap! A voice-controlled Five Fingers Mountain?"

This is equivalent to prisoners in a jail, each holding a key, and being locked up entirely by their own will!

So crazy, has Journey to the West become this crazy now?

Nezha looked at Tang An's cowardly look and asked, "The mountain flew up, what were you going to eat just now?"

"Hehehe... eat... delicacies from land and sea, yes, delicacies from land and sea."

Tang An climbed up tremblingly, wanting to see what Wukong was doing under the mountain, but she was too afraid of heights, her heart beating "thump-thump," and she didn't dare look down at all.

"Nezha, where's the Great Sage Who Levels Accounts? Did he run away?"

"Great Sage Who Levels Accounts?" Nezha was confused. "Isn't he the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?"

Tang An had an expression of "You're still young, you don't understand yet."

"Let's go see, let's go see."

"Troublesome." Although he always said that, Nezha still went.

Just as Nezha left, Tang An felt a hair-raising shadow.

Turning her head, the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast was shining its 24k pure gold eyes, doing a standard "hehehe" evil laugh.

Holy crap! Forgot about this guy!

"You, what do you want to do?" Tang An was a bit cowardly, but not very panicked.

"Don't you know, the whole Three Realms have received the news that eating the Destined One's flesh grants immortality?"

Tang An's eyes widened. "I've seen demons forced to go through eighty-one tribulations, but I've never seen one so iron-headed as to send themselves to eighty-one tribulations."

"You... do you want to look back?" She reminded the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast with a very kind expression.

The Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast looked back, let out an "Awooo" sound, scared into a dog, hiding behind Tang An, shivering.

At this moment, in front of the two was the classic Great God of the Three Altars, with three heads and six arms, stepping on Wind Fire Wheels, holding the Universe Ring, Universe Ribbon, Fire-Tipped Spear, Nine Dragon Divine Fire Cover, Yin Yang Twin Swords, and Golden Brick.

"Come! You eat her, I kill you."

"Let's see who's faster."

The Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast was like a pitiful little dog shivering in the corner, not daring to bark or move.

No, did he commit a heavenly crime?

Even if he did, he shouldn't be treated like this!

"Are you still going to eat me?" Tang An asked gloomily.

At this moment, in the eyes of the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast, Tang An's smile was so evil.

The Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast quickly snorted and shook its head, being so obedient.

"Not eating? If not, let's go down and find the Great Sage Who Levels Accounts, let's go." Tang An grabbed the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast like a puppy and rode it down.

The two and the beast just landed, falling right in front of the monkey.

They were looking at the monkey, and the monkey was taking a dump.

!!!!

The monkey was taking a dump???

So the voice-controlled Five Fingers Mountain doesn't let Wukong dump on its hand?

Sun Wukong had long been used to no one coming to this Five Fingers Mountain, but now, sensing someone coming, he looked up and met the eyes of the two and the beast.

Crows seemed to fly across the air, leaving six black dots.

"Ah!!!!"

The sky! Collapsed!!!

He, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, kicked the Lingxiao Palace and overturned the Thirty-Three Heavens—what majesty, what infinite glory!

But today! His lifelong reputation! All destroyed!

Tang An turned slightly and asked Nezha, "Do monkeys have to take dumps too?"

Nezha looked at Tang An, his eyebrows raised. "Do you want to hear what you're saying?"

"Hmm, monkeys do have to take dumps."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong turned into a stream of light and disappeared before the two and the beast.

With a "Bang!", the Five Fingers Mountain fell again.

"Hey, the monkey seems to have become autistic."

Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast: "If you were seen taking a dump, wouldn't you become autistic?"

"Autistic, but I'm watching the monkey take a dump, I'm not autistic."

"Shut up!!!!" Sun Wukong couldn't take it anymore, roaring until the earth shook, as if trying to regain some of the Great Sage's image.

"Fine, fine, shut up, shut up." Tang An rode the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast and followed Sun Wukong.

He was pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain, leaving only his head outside, and it was facing the ground.

Tang An could tell that if he didn't have to leave his head out, he might have just curled up in the mountain in autism.

"Wukong, that's all floating clouds."

Sun Wukong ignored her.

"Wukong, your master is here to save you."

Sun Wukong still ignored her.

"If you don't come out, I'll tell the Three Realms that the Great Sage also takes dumps!"

Sun Wukong: "!!!!"

Wow, his face is cursing so dirty.

Tang An also said to the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast beside her: "Look, the Great Sage Who Levels Accounts is different; even when angry, he uses his face to send telegrams. Unlike you, who only uses your mouth."

Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast looked at Nezha: "Is there really no one who can manage her?"

Nezha looked sharply at the Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast, as if saying: "I'm protecting her, if you're not convinced, hold it in."

The Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze Beast shrank its neck, snorted twice, and lay on the ground.

Tang An was already climbing the mountain; she had to climb up and peel off the seal to truly release Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong looked at Nezha. "Third Prince, did you really accept such a thing as your master?"

"She is also your master."

Sun Wukong's inner monologue: "Although he didn't curse, it felt like he cursed very dirty."

He had been waiting for who knows how many years for the new Destined One, and as a result!

Such a thing came over?

Nezha looked up at Tang An, his expression suddenly serious. "Actually... she's just a bit improper, but she's not bad, not annoying."

Sun Wukong looked over following Nezha's gaze; Tang An was huffing and puffing as she climbed the mountain.

Her body was small, as tiny as an ant in front of the Five Fingers Mountain.

But this tiny ant, this tiny mortal, seemed not to fear the danger of climbing the mountain at all, with only Sun Wukong's seal in her eyes.

"Hey, Wukong, don't worry, your master will peel it off for you right away!"

Hearing Tang An's words, at this moment, Sun Wukong seemed to understand the meaning of what Nezha said about her not being so annoying.

Tang An didn't know how they were complaining about her below; she was huffing and puffing as she climbed the mountain.

It's not for nothing that having a cheat is good. With an Innate Spiritual Body, climbing a mountain was a piece of cake, so easy.

However, just as she climbed to the middle of the mountain and was about to peel off the seal, the wind and clouds changed in the sky.

"No way? Is peeling off a seal so ritualistic?"

"No, why did I hear a familiar roar? And it's coming from the sky?" ===== CHAPTER 6 =====