Chapter 534

Tang An held the Universe Ribbon in one hand and the dog leash in the other.

"You guys ran before it even started, so if I process a cow dung firecracker for you, won't you explode?"

Yang Jian thought, this kind of thing definitely couldn't be done by Tang An. Her Primordial Spirit was already very weak and couldn't be consumed like this.

So...

"Master, leave it to me."

Yang Jian followed Tang An's idea, wrapping cow dung and firecrackers together to form cow dung bombs.

Whether from visual, olfactory, or auditory, it was a comprehensive critical hit.

"I'll help too."

So, rows of cow dung firecrackers appeared in front of Tang An.

As for Nezha and Xiaotian Quan, they were both tied up by Tang An and couldn't escape at all.

Xiaotian Quan looked at Nezha, "Grand Marshal, are we just waiting here? Not escaping?"

Nezha glanced at Xiaotian Quan, "You run."

"I run, I, I..." Forget it, struggled a few times, couldn't struggle free at all.

"Almost forgot, even if she only has a trace of Primordial Spirit left, she is still a Great Dao Saint, how can one run."

"Forgot."

"Ah?"

"Forgot she is a Great Dao Saint, she is just Tang An, mischievous, tricky, bad, and loves to rob, Tang An."

Xiaotian Quan silently looked at the pair of red glares behind Nezha, nervously swallowing saliva, "You... that's how you evaluate her in your heart?"

"Mm." Nezha explained seriously, "Although she is tricky, bad, and annoying, and a bit like a hard stone, but I..."

"I..."

Nezha felt the red glare behind him and turned his head stiffly...

"Actually, I can explain."

Tang An took a deep breath and borrowed some fire from Nezha.

Nezha stepped back vigilantly, "What... do you want to do?"

Tang An waved her hand, "Beat him!"

"Yes, Master!"

Nezha looked at the many cow dung firecrackers behind Tang An, and the cow dung firecrackers that Sun Wukong and Yang Jian were throwing, his legs almost turned into Wind Fire Wheels.

Xiaotian Quan barked miserably, his four legs scratching the ground until claw marks appeared, finally rushing out.

The two ran in front, and the three of Tang An chased behind.

The "bang bang bang" explosion sounds were one after another, and every time it rang, it was smelly.

Yang Jian and Sun Wukong looked at each other and said to Nezha, "Third Brother, don't blame us, this is all Master's order, we really don't want to."

Sun Wukong also said, "Yes, I am also forced, have to listen to Master. Treating you like this, I am also very heartbroken!"

It was obvious that they were saying sorry, but their actions were 'you still have to practice more'.

Especially the corners of their mouths, it was obvious that no matter how they pressed, they couldn't stop it.

Xiaotian Quan:?????? Sometimes it's really hard to tell the difference between humans and dogs, really!

Tang An put her hands on her hips and pointed forward, shouting, "Charge!"

Not only did she take the two of them to play, but she also brought some children nearby to join the battle.

Joyful sounds were one after another, but Nezha and Xiaotian Quan were one more miserable than the other.

Later...

This "war" ended after Nezha got some cow dung on him, and Xiaotian Quan's dog bowl used to resist damage was blown dented.

Well, actually it was because Tang An's Primordial Spirit was too weak and couldn't hold on, so she stopped to rest.

"Master, are we resting, or moving forward?" Yang Jian supported Tang An.

"Sister~"

Jiuyue returned from afar, "This was found by the Qingqiu Fox Clan, it has a nourishing effect on the Primordial Spirit, try it quickly."

Tang An took the spirit grass and integrated it into her Primordial Spirit.

Actually, it had no effect, just making her Primordial Spirit look a bit more solid.

It was also quite good, at least they wouldn't be so worried.

"Let's go, continue moving forward."

Tang An turned back and looked at Gao Lao Zhuang with reluctance, "Let's go, go to the Liusha River."

Her time was running out, so she wanted to go to the places that left a deeper impression on her.

"Okay, then let's go."

The Journey to the West team set off again, in the sunset glow, the figures of the four master and disciples plus a fox and a dog were stretched very long.

The atmosphere was very warm, but also corresponded to the sunset scene.

Liusha River.

The eight-hundred-mile Liusha River, now the river water was much clearer.

"Do you remember, when I came last time, I used my feet to fish out Sha Wujing."

"Then Master might as well try again." Sun Wukong scratched his cheek and laughed.

"Try again?"

"Try, try." Sun Wukong pushed Tang An to the riverside and let her try.

Tang An stretched her foot into the river, "Then tell me, can I fish out a whale this time?"

"A whale?"

The three of Sun Wukong were surprised in unison, why did it change so suddenly? Is it too late to look for a whale now?

Sha Wujing, who was just about to rush out, was feinted and almost couldn't stand still.

So should he go out or not? Where to get a whale?

Forget it, let's just break the jar.

"Plop~"

The river water exploded with a sound, and Sha Wujing flew out of the river.

Still the same appearance as back then, wearing the same clothes as back then, even the skull beads were exactly the same.

"Hiss~"

"Are you still hiring actors? How much for a show? Does it include food and housing? Are there boxed lunches?"

"Boxed lunches?" Sha Wujing asked.

"It's the boxed lunch distributed by the crew after the character dies in the play."

Sha Wujing: "..."

He shouldn't have asked this question.

Tang An said again, "It seems you have accumulated merit and ascended, how were you persuaded by them to come to this Liusha River again?"

"Persuaded?" Sha Wujing laughed dryly, did they speak? Did they still need to speak?

With their status and cultivation, did he dare to move?

He didn't dare to move at all!

"Speaking of which, I have to thank Miss Tang for her guidance back then."

"If it weren't for Miss Tang's enlightenment, I'm afraid I, Old Sha, would still be suffering in the Liusha River, becoming a man-eating monster."

"Now the little immortal has been titled the River God of Liusha River, in charge of the eight-hundred-mile Liusha River, as well as the agriculture and water conservancy in the surrounding area."

Tang An was very gratified, but asked that sharp question again, "Then do you have a name now?"

Sha Wujing was speechless and silent, she was really as fond of stabbing hearts as ever.

"Sha Wujing, this name is quite good, I, Old Sha, like it."

"Mm, it's quite good, even you have a name." Tang An thought for a while and said, "Then shall we go through the motions again?"

"Motions?"

"Yes, look, are you going to ferry us over directly, or should we beat you up, beat you until you're convinced, and then ferry us over?"

Sha Wujing's silence was deafening.

He shouldn't have come, really.

"Ferrying Miss Tang over is naturally the little immortal's honor." Sha Wujing threw out the skull beads and let them go up, so he could ferry them across the river.

Tang An sat on the skull and touched the jade-like skull.

"As expected of the skull of the reincarnation of the Six-Winged Golden Cicada, it looks quite valuable."

A certain immortal mountain.

Jin Chanzi sneezed several times, vaguely feeling some discomfort in his head.

"How could this be?"

Why would he have a headache for no reason? It couldn't be that some Saint was eyeing his head, right?