Chapter 55

"Come, come, come, you two sit."

Tang An looked like she was the owner of the cave, telling them not to be polite.

Kuimulang covered his head and got up, looking left and right, but couldn't see any clues.

He looked at Tang An carefully again and found that she was just a weak mortal. How could she do it, giving him a sap without him noticing?

"Is it your disciples who came?"

"Does it matter if they come? You can't even see them, do you still want to catch them?"

Kuimulang was speechless, was helped up by Baihuaxiu, and sat back on his Great King chair.

Baihuaxiu's eyes were full of heartache, and she turned her face to look at Tang An with some blame. "Who are you? Why did you come to my mansion and still attack my husband."

Good, good, good, worthy of being a love brain!

"So your husband tied me in, almost pushed me down, and you didn't see it at all, only saw him being smashed, right?"

"Besides, did I smash that? I was so far away from him, don't touch porcelain."

Tang An still has the shadow of being touched by the Ginseng Fruit tree old man until now.

Kuimulang signaled Baihuaxiu not to be afraid, "She is the Destined One who went to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures. Eating her meat can make you immortal."

"Don't be afraid, Madam, I will have someone steam her."

"Hey!" The previous sentence was still touching porcelain, and the next sentence was directly steaming people. Is it polite?

Baihuaxiu heard this and hurriedly stopped Kuimulang. "Husband, don't create killing sins in vain. Although I am a mortal in this life, I cannot be with my husband for a long time. But I can be a husband and wife with my husband for a lifetime, and I am satisfied."

"After I die in a hundred years, you still have to go back. Don't make an irreversible mistake because of me."

Tang An was eating melon seeds on the side, eating melon, and finally understood.

They were originally a pair and should have eloped down. But Baihuaxiu was reincarnated as a mortal, while Kuimulang became a monster.

That is to say, as long as Kuimulang does not move killing sins in vain, he can still return to the Heavenly Court if he wants to. As for Baihuaxiu, that's not known.

"Hey, excuse me, you two eloped, how did you elope into a human and a monster?" Tang An raised her hand to interrupt, still quite polite.

Baihuaxiu sighed, "Heavenly rules and precepts, gods cannot have feelings. When we eloped, we were discovered by heavenly soldiers, so we fled separately. It was my carelessness that I was killed and could only reincarnate."

"And my husband, he looked for me for ten years, guarded me for eight years, and even went to the Underworld, picked the soul-returning grass, and restored my memory, so we could be together."

"Oh~" Tang An understood now. "So Kuimulang, you want your wife to eat me, and then you two can be happy husband and wife in the human world forever?"

Kuimulang nodded, "You are sensible."

"Sensible your grandfather! Your two's love, why should I be a part of your cosplay!" Tang An threw down the melon seeds and stopped doing it.

"You!" Kuimulang got up and was about to attack Tang An.

"You what you?" Tang An was not afraid of him at all. "Do you believe I will call the Sun-Swallowing Divine Lord to bite you to death too?"

Kuimulang snorted coldly, "You are about to die, and you are still talking big! Take your life!"

Tang An directly squatted down with her head in her hands, "Xiaotian Quan!"

"Woof woof!"

Two dog barks directly shocked Kuimulang, who was rushing towards Tang An, back.

Xiaotian Quan walked in wagging his tail, heroic and high-spirited, and also learned to pretend.

Kuimulang's big knife "clattered" and fell to the ground, "Sun... Sun..."

Tang An relied on the dog's power, arrogantly raised her legs and stepped on the stool, "Now can we sit down and chat properly?"

Kuimulang swallowed, everyone is a colleague, he actually doesn't need to be so afraid of Xiaotian Quan.

But the Judicial God that Xiaotian Quan followed is the existence that makes his legs go weak.

Now Kuimulang simply couldn't determine if the Judicial God was also nearby. If he was called by Xiaotian Quan, then he would be finished today.

"Hey, wake up." Tang An shook her hand in front of him, "Come back to your senses."

Baihuaxiu blocked in front of Kuimulang, "Whatever you want to do, come at me, let my husband go."

Kuimulang pulled Baihuaxiu behind him, "Don't mess around, go quickly."

After saying that, he looked at Tang An again, "One person does things, one person bears it. This matter was my idea, and I kidnapped her. She is the third princess of the Baoxiang Kingdom King, you cannot hurt a mortal."

Tang An started eating melon seeds again, watching them act out a drama of deep love and abuse here. And in this drama, she became the villain, the Heavenly Court pursuer who wanted to break up their lovers.

"Catch me!"

"Catch me! You go quickly!"

"Catch me, it has nothing to do with him."

"Catch me, she is just a mortal, the one who broke the heavenly rules is me."

They were pushing and shoving, Tang An yawned, and she was sleepy from listening.

However, others pushing and shoving are getting more and more forward, they are getting more and more backward.

Seeing that they were about to slip out of the cave, Tang An hurriedly put down the melon seeds. "Hey, the play is acting well, why are you running!"

"Only a fool wouldn't run, do you think I'll wait for you to catch me?" Kuimulang said and was about to pull Baihuaxiu to escape.

Hiss... Tang An doubted herself for a second. She was clearly a mortal, she was clearly a victim, how did she suddenly become a big villain? How did the one who escaped become a monster?

Kuimulang finished speaking, turned around with his front foot, and Xiaotian Quan blocked them with his back foot.

Xiaotian Quan bared his fangs, scaring them back into the cave.

"Wait, you scolded me again!" Tang An just reacted, the fool waiting to be caught in his mouth, wasn't it her waiting to be caught in the cave outside the mountain!

A scholar can be killed but not humiliated, uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it.

But then again...

"You kneel down now, I beg you to do something. If you agree, I can barely not care about you."

"Tell you, this is my last bit of patience."

Kuimulang was stunned for a moment, his brain almost didn't react.

She begs him? He kneels down? Is this right?

Kuimulang also felt insulted, and immediately waved his big hand, sacrificed the steel knife, and held it in his hand. It had a sense of fish dying and net breaking with Tang An.

Tang An patted the melon seed ash on her hands, "Since you are unwilling to cooperate and unwilling to listen to me properly. Then my disciples also know a little bit of fists and kicks."

"Nezha!"

"Nezha? Even if you call the Heavenly King, I will..."

"Hmm? Nezha?" Kuimulang turned his head, and Nezha was standing behind him, watery and spiritual.

With a small stick in his mouth, holding the Fire-Tipped Spear in his arms, his eyes were full of arrogance. It seemed that he would take action at any time, and he would definitely take a deadly hand.

"Plop!"

The mouth was owed in the previous second, and the person knelt in the next second.

It's not that he's cowardly, it's mainly that he's just following his heart.