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Chapter 63: You're holding the Jade Purifying Bottle, and you call him Li Nezha???

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"Big Brother! Come out and save me, Big Brother!"

"Big Brother~"

"Big Brother, I'm about to be beaten to death by them, please save me~"

"My horn is gone~ She is too brutal, Big Brother~"

Jinjiao Dawang could not even speak; every time he spoke, tears streamed down his face.

Jinjiao Dawang listened from inside the cave dwelling, his heart pounding wildly; he was terrified.

"The Destined One is truly going too far! Why did she cut off my younger brother's horn?"

"Is it possible that the Second Great King's horn is very valuable, Great King?" A small demon on the side accidentally spoke the truth.

"Valuable? Does being valuable mean you can cut off my younger brother's horn?"

"It was you who wanted to eat them first, Great King."

Jinjiao Dawang raised his leg to kick the small demon, but the small demon shifted to the side, and he missed.

"How is the Destined One so greedy for wealth? Watch me go out and finish her off!"

The small demon popped out another golden sentence: "Is it possible that your horn is even more valuable, Great King?"

Jinjiao Dawang froze for a moment and touched the golden horn on his head. "But then again..." He turned around with such smoothness.

"What should be done?"

The small demon looked at Jinjiao Dawang, who seemed to be asking himself, and retorted again, "You are the Great King, Great King, and I am a small demon, Great King. This is a question I should be asking you, Great King."

Jinjiao Dawang's face twitched, and he couldn't help but kick him again. Was this small demon using him as a comma?

Outside the cave dwelling, Tang An and her four disciples sat in a row on the mountain rocks.

That scene—don't mention it—it really had the feel of a group portrait.

However, they weren't gathered to deal with some great demon; they were purely waiting here for the demon to surrender and offer up treasures.

"Is your brother reliable? You've shouted like this, and he still won't come out?" Tang An threw a small pebble at Yinjiao Da Wang.

Yinjiao Da Wang was lying on the ground; he barely turned his head to look at Tang An. "I've shouted like this, would he dare to come out?"

Tang An was startled upon hearing this. "That's right!" She hurriedly hopped down from the rock. "Then what are we waiting for?"

"Master, this little matter, just leave it to old Sun to stretch my muscles and bones."

As Sun Wukong spoke, he was about to step onto his Somersault Cloud. Wouldn't it be simpler to just smash the cave dwelling to pieces with one strike of his staff?

"Monkey Sun, hold on!" Whether Jinjiao Dawang heard that Sun Wukong was going to smash the cave or not, he hurriedly flashed out of the cave.

"Oh?" Sun Wukong flew back and sized up Jinjiao Dawang. Looking at the two brothers, one really couldn't recognize them as the two boys who used to tend the furnace back then.

"You bound my younger brother and bullied your way to the outside of my Lianhua Cave. Do you think there is no one in my Lianhua Cave!"

The four of them looked at each other and said in unison, "Yes, we do."

Jinjiao Dawang stumbled and almost fell on flat ground. No, the Great Sage of the Three Altars of the Sea, the Judicial God, and the Great Sage Equal to Heaven he saw in the Heavenly Court before weren't like this, were they?

How did they seem like different people when standing with the Destined One?

"Hey, we're challenging you, pay attention." Tang An's eyes had been fixed on Jinjiao Dawang's golden horn from start to finish.

If that thing were pure gold, it would definitely be worth a lot!

Jinjiao Dawang came back to his senses. Now that it was one against four, he couldn't afford to lose his nerve.

"Destined One, since you dare to bully my younger brother, if I call your name, do you dare to answer?"

He turned the Jade Purifying Bottle bottom-up, with the mouth facing Tang An.

As long as Tang An answered, with her mortal body, she would turn into pus and blood in less than a moment.

"If you dare to call me 'Grandpa', I'll dare to answer."

Jinjiao Dawang clearly didn't expect Tang An to try to gain seniority in this matter.

"If I call you 'Grandpa', you'll really dare to answer?"

"If you don't call, how do you know whether I dare or not?"

Caught between panic and being taken advantage of, Jinjiao Dawang chose to cautiously call out with a questioning tone: "Grandpa?"

Tang An gave Nezha a look.

The next second, Nezha grabbed Tang An and flashed behind Jinjiao Dawang.

"I am your Great-Aunt!"

"Bang!"

That Meteor Hammer, with a "clank," smashed a hammer onto his golden horn.

No joke, at that moment, Jinjiao Dawang felt as if he had truly seen stars above his head.

But just as he was about to retaliate, Nezha had already dragged Tang An back.

"Phew, phew~" Tang An blew on her Meteor Hammer. "Tested it, it left a dent, it's pure gold."

"Don't use fire to burn it later; it won't look good if it melts."

"And don't put it in the Purple-Gold Gourd; if it turns into pus and blood along with him, my pure gold skeleton will be gone."

Jinjiao Dawang clutched his forehead, his expression looking truly awful.

Is this polite? He was still right here! Yet the Destined One was looking through him and coveting his skeleton???

"This Great King is dueling with you all! Are you all not taking this Great King seriously at all?"

"Fine, we'll take you seriously, then try calling someone else." Tang An signaled for Jinjiao Dawang to keep playing; she didn't care.

Jinjiao Dawang actually recognized these few immortals, but the mouth of his Jade Purifying Bottle kept moving back and forth between the three of them, and he didn't dare to choose one for a long time.

"No, you're using the Jade Purifying Bottle as a gun, are you playing the 'Human Body Tracing Master'?"

Tang An took a step forward. "How about this, you hand everything over obediently, and we won't hit you, how about that?"

Jinjiao Dawang had been slighted by Tang An time and again, and he was angry!

Risking the dignity of a great demon and the reputation of being an alchemy boy for Taishang Laojun, he could not let Tang An look down on him!

Thinking of this, he aimed the bottle mouth at Tang An again and shouted: "Destined One!"

"Croak— croak— croak—"

"I, this Great King, am calling you; why do you not answer!" Jinjiao Dawang was incredibly embarrassed, but he still chose to curl his toes and keep standing his ground.

"Nonsense, you didn't call my name."

"You..." Jinjiao Dawang was furious, yet he was left speechless by Tang An.

Then Jinjiao Dawang looked at Nezha, "Li Nezha! If I call your name, do you dare to answer!"

Tang An, who had been waiting to watch the fun, suddenly opened her mouth wide, looking at Jinjiao Dawang as if he were a warrior who didn't fear death.

"What did you call him?"

"Li Nezha, right?"

"Wahahaha, you're finished. You actually dared to call him Li Nezha! Today, I am determined to have your golden horn; even if the Jade Emperor comes, he won't be able to stop me, I said so!" Tang An pointed her index finger at herself, having learned a bit of flair.

"My golden..." Before Jinjiao Dawang could even finish his sentence, he felt a chill down his back.

He turned his head tremblingly to find Nezha behind him, looking sinister with glowing red eyes.

The contrast in their presence was stark: one was ten meters tall, while the other was not even a meter tall and was shivering incessantly.

The next second, Nezha struck directly with a spear thrust like a dragon!

Jinjiao Dawang retreated rapidly, no longer caring about his good brother, and simply used a flash to escape.

He was not stupid; if he didn't run now, his life would be in danger!

"Hehe! With me, Sun Wukong, here, do you really think you can run away!" Sun Wukong had been waiting in the shadows and knocked Jinjiao Dawang back with a single strike of his staff.

Jinjiao Dawang was slammed to the ground, and just as he tried to get up, Yang Jian's Three-Pointed Double-Edged Spear was pressed against him.

"Hand over the Jade Purifying Bottle."

"Judicial God, do you know who is behind me? Do you truly dare to touch me?"

Tang An walked over, crouched down, and patted Jinjiao Dawang on the shoulder with an expression of great sympathy.

"One look and I can tell you've been tending the furnace for too long; your brain has been fried."

"Take a guess: back then, who grabbed one cousin in each hand and hacked away at all of the Jade Emperor's own sons?"

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