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Chapter 71: Green Lion Demon: God, what the hell is shitting in pants

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Wujiguo, Royal Palace, Queen's bedroom.

On the palace wall, one, two, three, four heads appeared one after another.

"Why do I feel like we aren't here to deliver someone, but more like we're here to steal someone?" Tang An looked around, experiencing the kind of inner stimulation when a villain cuckolds an emperor.

Inner monologue: "Tsk tsk tsk, in this grass, won't there be some red mandarin duck bellyband..."

Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha had three black lines fall on their foreheads simultaneously.

Three great gods coming to the inner courtyard of a mortal king to steal someone, is that appropriate?

However... however, their posture, indeed... hmm...

"Why do we have to be sneaky?" Nezha was confused.

"Because... we have to ensure the safety of the Queen and the Crown Prince; it's written in the contract."

"If I stab the monster to death with one shot, aren't they safer?"

"..." Tang An thought for a long time to refute Nezha's words, but was unable to refute them.

"Then, then I'm leaving?"

"Leave!" Nezha grabbed Tang An and jumped down directly.

Seeing this, Yang Jian and Sun Wukong also followed down.

They had just arrived outside the bedroom when they heard movement inside.

"Holy crap! The beast has turned into a real villain!"

Is it that exciting in broad daylight?

Tang An looked at the real King protected by Xiaotian Quan not far away and sighed for him for a second.

Because the next second, the door of the bedroom was kicked open by Tang An.

It's fine to play memes usually, but bullying men and women in front of her is absolutely not okay!

"Holy crap, you are a real beast!"

Tang An kicked the door open and went in; the Queen was being strangled by a white silk, and the one strangling the Queen was the eunuch beside the fake King.

The Crown Prince was also in the room, fighting with the fake King. But clearly, the Crown Prince was the one being beaten.

It seems that as people around the real King, they had already discovered the clues.

And unfortunately, the green lion demon, that is, the fake King, also discovered that they had discovered his flaws.

So, is this a decision to eliminate future troubles?

"Sizzle~"

Nezha didn't have any nonsense, directly threw out the Fire-Tipped Spear, hitting the eunuch's heart, decisively sending him to the west.

Sun Wukong raised his Golden Cudgel, "Hey! Monster, dare to hurt people, eat a blow from Old Sun!"

The green lion demon saw that his good deed was blocked, and the one hitting him was Sun Wukong, who had once overturned the Lingxiao Palace, so he didn't care about killing the Crown Prince anymore, and directly transformed into a wisp of earthy yellow light, escaping through the window crack.

But where could he escape to?

"Hey! Monster, don't run, watch the blow!" Sun Wukong immediately escaped and chased after him.

Yang Jian observed silently from the side, not intending to make a move. Only after Sun Wukong and the green lion demon had escaped did he follow.

Before leaving, he didn't forget to urge Nezha, "Watch over Master."

Nezha nodded; he also wanted to follow and fight the monster. But clearly, he was definitely more worried about Tang An being here alone.

"Are you all okay?" Tang An looked at the Queen's neck, which had been strangled red, and couldn't bear it.

The Crown Prince came to the Queen, "Mother, it's all my fault for not protecting you, it's all my fault..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Tang An interrupted the sentimentality in time, "My disciples are all fighting, I don't have time to watch a drama."

"Like this, let's give you a reunion-style ending, and then you can hug and cry together."

She opened the door and shouted outside, "Xiaotian Quan, Jiuyue, bring them in."

Getting Tang An's order, Xiaotian Quan and Jiuyue brought the real King in.

The family reunited, filled with shock, surprise, and tears of joy.

Tang An's mind was all on Sun Wukong and Yang Jian, and she really had no mind to watch the touching drama of a family reunion.

Although with their combat power, the green lion demon was no match for them. But the talk of demonic aura always made Tang An feel uneasy.

"Xiaotian Quan, you are responsible for protecting them well."

"Woof woof~" Xiaotian Quan protested; it wanted to follow Erlang Shen to fight more.

"Woof what woof, protest invalid." Tang An squatted down and pointed at its dog nose, "Protect the family of three well, and I'll reward you with ten pounds of big bones."

"If you don't protect them well, be careful, I'll really let Yang Jian neuter you."

"Woof?"

"Woof woof woof!!!!"

"Tsk, I can't understand even if you curse dirty."

"Then if you want to be like this, I'll speak human language." Xiaotian Quan directly switched language types.

"No, you don't want to." Tang An manually closed its mouth and said to Jiuyue: "You are more reliable than it, help me watch them."

"Don't worry, Sister, you go ahead."

"Our family's auspiciousness is still the most thoughtful." Tang An rubbed Jiuyue's fur and rewarded it with a "kiss."

Xiaotian Quan's eyes lit up; it really made it feel the huge difference between animals again.

Its eyes seemed to say: "You don't treat me like this usually!"

But when it accidentally glanced at Nezha's eyes, it shivered.

Fortunately, fortunately, fortunately she doesn't treat it like that usually, otherwise its dog life would be hard to save, its dog life would be hard to save.

"Let's go." Having solved the worries behind, Tang An let Nezha take her to find Yang Jian and Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong and the green lion demon fought from outside the bedroom to the sky.

Then the green lion demon was completely crushed by Sun Wukong and beaten down into the palace.

The two fought up and down, up and down, up and down, down, down, down, down...

"Bang!"

Coincidentally, the green lion demon landed in the courtyard in front of Tang An and Nezha.

One-on-one, the green lion demon had no chance of winning; one-on-three, he would definitely die without knowing how he died.

So, a thick earthy yellow smoke sprayed out rapidly from behind him.

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap!!!"

Tang An covered her mouth and nose and pointed at the green lion demon, "Whose beast farts so fiercely! Are you a green lion demon or a stinky fart demon!"

"And it's shit-yellow! Can't be that you have diarrhea and shat in your pants, right?" Tang An subconsciously tightened her butt; she understood the feeling of diarrhea!

The green lion demon's face twitched; that was a blinding technique! It was a maze! God, what the hell is shitting in pants!

But that didn't matter anymore; what mattered was that he could now hide in the maze and achieve his goal.

What was his goal?

Naturally, it was to transform into the Destined One Tang An, so that they wouldn't dare to act rashly.

It's just that the green lion demon couldn't have imagined even if he broke his head that the mortal he despised the most was precisely the one who held the script, opened the God's perspective, and held various cheats.

He thought he had succeeded?

But before he had this action and thought, Tang An had already anticipated his anticipation through the script.

Otherwise, do you really think the three great rebels are vegetarians? Seeing that there was a trick, they just waited for him to succeed?

Are you kidding me?

"Wow~ Is this another me? Or a 3D dynamic version?" Tang An looked at herself in front of her very magically; besides surprise, she didn't have any shock, fear, or tension.

Now the one shocked was the green lion demon, and the most fatal thing was that he wanted to imitate Tang An, but couldn't understand what Tang An was saying at all.

"Shape-shifting!"

The only way to solve this, and make Sun Wukong and the three of them unable to distinguish the difference between him and Tang An herself, could only be to perform shape-shifting quickly, making them unable to distinguish.

It's just that the green lion demon ignored a problem.

With Tang An's mouth and her jumping thinking, let alone shape-shifting, even if you made a room full of her, it would be very easy to distinguish. ===== CHAPTER 72 =====

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