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Chapter 90: Bodhisattva issues a task

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When others work, it might be mainly "read and don't reply," or "read and reply randomly."

But with Tang An, the main thing is "read and do whatever you want."

The more Lingshan wants to expel monks and promote Daoism, the more Tang An gives them a "expel monks and promote Daoism" instead.

No way, who let the big shots behind her and the disciples beside her be Daoists?

Where is the logic in not bringing money home when you earn it, but sending it to someone else's house?

Before long, the local Night-Wandering God came shivering.

After all, it was a summons from the Judicial God. He thought he had committed a heavenly law and that the Judicial God had come to catch him personally. At that time, his sky collapsed, and he was almost out of his wits.

"You are the local Night-Wandering God?"

"Yes~ This little god is the local Night-Wandering God." The Night-Wandering God bowed and didn't dare to look up at all.

Yang Jian followed Tang An's meaning and told the Night-Wandering God roughly about it.

It was roughly to let the Night-Wandering God appear in the dreams of all the monks in Chechi Kingdom and tell them that the person who came to save them had arrived, and to wait at the Sanqing Daoist Temple at the hour of the dragon tomorrow.

Even if someone woke up and forgot the dream of last night, it didn't matter. As long as everyone had the same dream, as long as they woke up and compared notes, they would definitely believe the dream was true.

"Understood, this little god will go and do it."

The Night-Wandering God wiped his sweat and hurriedly retreated.

He was afraid that if he retreated a second late, the Judicial God would hold him accountable.

Tang An put down the orange in her hand. "Let's go, next we should go meet those three monsters."

"Monsters?" Sun Wukong blinked his eyes. "It's really strange; my Fiery Eyes and Golden Gaze couldn't detect the demonic Qi here."

Yang Jian also looked at Tang An with some surprise, because even he couldn't see the demonic Qi here.

"Did you foresee the heavenly mandate in advance again?"

"That's right."

Actually, Tang An knew that the three of them could see it, and the words of heavenly mandate she said were just a way of speaking.

But the three of them also tacitly didn't continue to probe, giving her space to keep her little secrets.

Nezha said: "There are monsters; can't we just cross after killing them?"

"No, no, no." Tang An hurriedly waved her hand, fanning away this dangerous idea in Nezha's mind.

"Since I want to expel monks and promote Daoism, using them is inevitable. And I also want to expand the territory of Great Tang; using them is also inevitable."

"And they are not evil monsters. In Chechi Kingdom these years, they have prayed for rain for the people, protected the favorable weather of Chechi Kingdom, and the people live and work in peace and contentment."

"If it were in Great Tang, these kinds of monsters wouldn't be called monsters, but auspicious divine beasts that protect the country."

Since Tang An said she couldn't kill them, Nezha lost interest and sat back on the stool.

Yang Jian asked: "Do you already have a good idea?"

"Of course, the few of us have to go to their royal Daoist temple, Sanqing Temple."

"Like this, in a while, you three cooperate with me..."

Tang An babbled a lot, and Wukong, Yang Jian, and Nezha probably understood it all.

At night, Sanqing Temple, Sanqing Hall.

The hall was brightly lit with candles and built magnificently; it looked like a royal level.

In front of the Sanqing statues being worshipped, three people were worshipping, wearing bright yellow, white, and earthy yellow robes respectively.

These three were the tiger, deer, and sheep monsters.

"Immeasurable Longevity Heavenly Venerable."

Tang An's ethereal voice appeared abruptly behind the three monsters.

The three monsters turned around at the same time, their eyes wide as copper bells, and they knelt down "thump" immediately.

Why kneel to Tang An?

Because at this time, Tang An was hovering in mid-air, sitting on the Somersault Cloud, wearing a gorgeous black robe with gold threads, wearing a feather crown, with brilliant light appearing behind her, and red light appearing around her, looking like a banished immortal descending to the world.

If you ask where she got her equipment? The clothes and feather crown were definitely robbed on the road.

The Somersault Cloud was Sun Wukong's, the light circle was the light projected by the Heavenly Eye, and the red light magic treasure circling her automatically was the Red Armillary Sash.

It can be said that the four master and disciples pieced together this outfit.

"May I ask who the Immortal is?"

"I am a disciple of Lishan Laomu, passing through Chechi Kingdom, seeing your sincere hearts toward the Dao, so I came to enlighten you a little."

Tang An's inner monologue: "Being a cultured person is really tiring, so awkward; it's better to speak in plain language."

"I ask the Immortal to point out the way and help us achieve the Dao and ascend." The three bowed to the ground, excited and incoherent.

Tang An had thought they were easy to fool, but didn't expect them to be so easy to fool.

It seems that in this day and age, wearing clothes that look like a gentleman is good for fooling people.

"You three, listen to me."

Tang An also spoke very clearly, which was to let them gather all the trapped monks to this Sanqing Temple tomorrow.

And they three had to wear the most gorgeous Daoist robes tomorrow and travel with the highest specification of ceremonial guards.

They didn't need to worry about the rest. Once it was done, they would definitely be given a great opportunity.

"Thank you, Immortal, for pointing out the way!" The three bowed again, simply grateful to Tang An.

After they finished bowing and wanted to look up to ask Tang An something else, Tang An's figure had already disappeared.

"Immortal! It really was an Immortal descending to the world, pointing out the way for us three to achieve the Dao and ascend!"

"Second Brother, Third Brother, we are going to make it! We are going to make it!"

The three monsters celebrated excitedly and shouted, finally seeing a bright future.

On the other side, in the dilapidated temple.

Tang An returned, her heart still pounding.

"First time pretending to be an immortal, and it was quite exciting."

Sun Wukong was so happy he jumped up and slapped his legs. "Master, oh Master, your courage is getting bigger and bigger, daring to fool in front of the Sanqing statues; are you really not afraid that Laojun will come looking for you?"

Is Tang An afraid? She is afraid.

But! She was even more afraid that the Sanqing immortals wouldn't see her preaching.

"I tell you, I am an excellent employee; I am helping the leader do performance, and I'm just afraid they will pretend not to see it."

Besides, no matter how big her courage is, can it be bigger than Wukong's? When she watched this episode as a child, they even threw away the Sanqing statues and sat there pretending to be Sanqing themselves.

And they even gave people "holy water" to drink.

So, she is so pit-digging, it must have something to do with watching Wukong when she was a child, hmm.

Sun Wukong shook his flower hands and praised sincerely. "I, old Sun, must learn your trickery method well from Master; I think things will go much smoother in the future."

"Hey, how is it trickery? I, your master, am clearly telling the truth."

Indeed. If you say she is tricking, what she says is true. But if you say what she says is true, she is either pitting monsters or drawing big cakes.

Of course, if things develop smoothly in the end, and the three monsters don't do anything excessive.

Then the promised opportunity, Tang An has a whole bunch in her Universe Bag; picking a few at random for them would be a great opportunity for them.

"Do we need to prepare anything else for tomorrow?" Yang Jian was the most stable in doing things, so he asked one more question.

"No need, we just need to take a loudspeaker tomorrow, and for the rest, watch my tongue blossom with lotus flowers, plus PUA, plus the ultimate brainwashing method."

Tang An raised her eyebrows, full of anticipation for tomorrow's scene and her performance method. ===== CHAPTER 91 =====

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