Chapter 298: Ni Kuang eats shit, Debiao becomes a god

Ni Kuang's family of three was ready. More and more people were around. Ni Kuang felt like he was standing on the big stage of life, his performance desire exploded, and he even blew kisses to the surroundings.

Ni Zhen was also eager to try. He had already noticed some pretty schoolgirls looking at him with admiration.

Hmph, watch me pull the elephant over; it must be super awesome.

Then the Ni family of three exerted force together, and the elephant Tiannu remained motionless.

Ni Kuang pointed at the red dot in front and said to Tiannu: "Look quickly, bananas!"

Tiannu snorted with its nose, then took a step back.

"Ah!" The rope at the end, Ni Zhen's footsteps were floating, and he immediately fell to the ground.

Tiannu took another step back, and Ni Zhen's face braked forward for two meters on the muddy ground.

And this scene was also captured by the cameras of the reporters from *Wen Wei Po* and *Ta Kung Pao* in the crowd. They were too familiar with Ni Kuang.

Tiannu only took three steps back and dragged the Ni family of three to the red line. After it won, it walked slowly to the bananas, rolled them into its mouth with its nose, and then lifted its nose to reveal its elephant mouth, making a happy laughing sound of "Ang ge! Ang ge!"

The elephant laughed happily, and the audience was even happier. The live effect was excellent, and the keeper and the zoo person in charge were happy.

Only the Ni family was unhappy, especially Ni Zhen. Just a moment ago, he was still a handsome young man; now he was miserably face-braked by the elephant, his face full of dirt, as embarrassed as he could be.

Damn, fortunately it was dirt. If it were a cement ground, today this young master would have been disfigured.

The keeper immediately stepped forward, first affirming the Ni Kuang family's spirit of daring to be the first, and then asked if they wanted to take a group photo.

This is a fart group photo. The face was lost. The key was that he said those big words before. Ni Kuang couldn't let the words fall to the ground, so he expressed his high opinion again: "This elephant must be trained. It could be that it is already full, so it can resist the temptation of bananas. I think no one can pull and win against it, not even 50 people!"

Keeper Ah Kun smiled: "Sir, isn't this statement too arbitrary? Just because you can't doesn't mean others can't."

He couldn't let this old rascal scare other tourists into giving up.

Ni Kuang perked up: "I say it can't, it definitely can't. I'll put these words here. If anyone can pull and win against the elephant today, I'd rather eat a kilogram of shit."

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was in an uproar, but there were talents in the audience.

A middle school student who only showed a head in the crowd asked: "May I ask if it's eating the elephant's shit."

"Hahaha!" The crowd laughed wildly again.

Ni Kuang said calmly: "Elephant is also not impossible, at least it's fresh."

The scene reached a climax again. Wei Ming, who was mixed in the crowd, sighed that there were really quite a few fun-loving people in Hong Kong, and Old Ni Kuang was really cooperative.

Then the middle school student who asked the question walked out of the crowd. Only then did he see that he wasn't tall, his face was immature, and he wore glasses, looking gentle, but he grew horizontally. Once the school uniform was taken off, it was all muscle blocks, his figure as strong as a small tank.

And following his order, more than twenty similar-looking young guys jumped out of the crowd.

"We are from the St. Paul's Co-educational College bodybuilding team; we want to challenge."

St. Paul's Co-educational College was famous in Hong Kong, cultivating famous singers and artists like Roman Tam and Danny Chan. Both sons of Li Jiacheng had also studied here.

Seeing so many vigorous young guys, Ah Kun perked up: "How many of you are there?"

"26 people!"

Ah Kun decided: "Then count you as five bunches of bananas."

Ni Kuang on the side hummed: "A mere 26 people, you have no chance."

He was still waiting here for the result, but his son Ni Zhen, who cared about face, had already left in anger. He was afraid that when the time came, his father wouldn't be able to eat it, so he would have to "taste" it for his father.

Wei Ming said to Donnie Yen beside him: "These muscles are not bad. You can't compare with them; you still have to practice."

Donnie Yen sneered: "They can't compare with Brother Biao either."

Danny was now a die-hard Biaozi fan, and these 26 bodybuilding young guys definitely weren't the opponent of an adult elephant. But Old Ghost gave Tiannu a wink. It let out a "woo" sound, and under the joint force of 26 people, it actually moved forward a small step.

The whole audience boiled, cheers were heard one after another, and other tourists also cheered for these 26 young guys, as if they had already seen the dawn of victory.

And the crowd watching here was getting larger and larger. Lai Chi Kok Zoo hadn't been this lively for a long time.

At this time, a bald man surrounded by a group of people also ran over to join the fun.

"What is this doing?" he asked the person in front, only then knowing it was a tug-of-war game between people and an elephant. Those who won had monthly tickets to take.

At this time, Tiannu and the 26 warriors were deadlocked for a while. Tiannu stopped exerting force and started pulling the rope tied to its front leg backward.

One step, two steps, three steps, Tiannu won again. However, the young guys still won the respect of the audience, and several schoolgirls threw flirtatious glances at the bespectacled brother who was the leader.

Finally, they also readily took a group photo with Tiannu, laughing heartily. The audience at the scene was moved. This kind of youthful spirit was really precious. It felt like even if they didn't win, participating in it was also very happy.

And every time Tiannu won, it would also laugh and celebrate with its nostrils facing the sky. It had been here for twenty-plus years and seemed not to have been this happy for a long time.

Under the infection of this emotion, tourists went down to tug-of-war one after another, with as few as four or five people, and as many as twenty or thirty people. However, the twenty or thirty people were basically temporary teams.

Wei Ming saw the time was about right, so he said to Donnie Yen and the others: "It's getting late, prepare to appear."

"Excuse me, let me through." Just after Wei Ming finished speaking, a bald bearded man walked to the registration office.

"My brothers and I want to sign up, give us ten bunches of bananas."

"Ten bunches!?"

Wouldn't that be 50 people? Other tourists looked over and made way one after another. Only then did they see a group of gangsters walking over. They were easily distinguished from normal tourists because of their clothing, hair color, and tattoos. Those who didn't know would think they were here to grab territory and collect protection fees.

The bald bearded man said proudly: "I, Brother Yong, mix in society, and the most important thing is two points: talk about loyalty, and have many brothers."

Wei Ming thought: Isn't it sleeping with sister-in-laws?

At this time, someone asked in a low voice: "Which gangsters are these?"

Someone replied: "Seems to be Bearded Yong from Yau Ma Tei."

"Never heard of him?"

"Just a small character, not in the stream. Can't compare with Crippled Ho or Broken Tooth Kui at all."

However, Brother Yong did indeed pull a team of 50 people, contributing many tickets to Lai Chi Kok. It was also the most spectacular competition so far.

Keeper Ah Kun indicated that after this challenge, there was only one competition left: "Because Tiannu is already full from eating bananas, and our bananas are also sold out."

These 50 people had colorful hair, and their looks were also uneven. And there were men and women. Although they didn't look very strong, they were particularly fierce and had a ruthless spirit. Several of them were super fat guys, which also made the audience at the scene have an illusion of "maybe they can."

However, they couldn't, because the elephant was on all fours, its chassis was super stable. Even humans of the same weight couldn't shake the elephant, let alone the weight of their 50 people not being as good as the elephant Tiannu.

But Tiannu still gave them enough respect, also symbolically making a look of exerting force, and took a small step forward, then let out a roar, and struggled to walk backward. In fact, it didn't exert any effort at all.

This was also the longest deadlock in the tug-of-war competition, but within a minute, the battle was still resolved, and the elephant Tiannu won!

"Alright, Tiannu is already full from eating bananas to the point of wanting to vomit when seeing yellow, and we only have one last bunch of bananas left. Let's invite the last group of contestants."

Then three people wearing the same style of clothing appeared on the field, with the words "Legend of a Fighter" written on their clothes.

The slogan was very inspiring, but they really didn't have much strength. Liu Rulong was over 1.7 meters, Donnie Yen was less than 1.7 meters, and as for little Wu Jing, he was only a little over 1 meter. No one treated him as a person.

The result of such three people was destined. Everyone felt there was no excitement to watch. If the 50 people just now were placed at the end, it would be a perfect ending. Now, well, always felt a little regret.

Ni Kuang had already started to show off to the people beside him who recognized him: "What did I say? How can people pull and win against a well-trained elephant? I definitely won't be able to eat this shit. It's a pity there was no bet at the time."

"Haha, Mr. Ni's words are reasonable." The *Ta Kung Pao* reporter said perfunctorily.

At first, Donnie Yen, Liu Rulong, and Wu Jing couldn't do anything to Tiannu and were dragged forward several steps by the elephant.

However, just when they were about to be dragged to the red line, suddenly a strong man wearing the same style of clothing as them ran over and shouted: "Why didn't you wait for me, Zhao Debiao!"

Immediately, he wrapped the long rope behind him around his body and pulled backward fiercely.

Biaozi's appearance was quite extraordinary. First, a roar took the lead. Although it was Mandarin, it was very clear, and most people at the scene almost heard and understood it.

Then it was the selling point.

This person was too sturdy. Not only was he sturdier than those middle school students just now, but he was also much taller.

Biaozi's height was about the same as Wei Ming's, around 1.83 meters, but standing with him were A Long, Donnie Yen, and Wu Jing, which set off Biaozi as tall and majestic like a god.

In order to highlight this effect, Wei Ming deliberately didn't appear. If he was there too, Biaozi definitely wouldn't look this shocking at this time.

Finally, he really pulled it.

After Biaozi appeared, the elephant Tiannu, which was about to win, suddenly stopped its backward pace, a difficult expression appeared on its elephant face, and under the action of a mysterious force, it took a step forward.

"Wow!" The whole audience boiled!

"This person is so sharp!"

"Simply like a god descending to earth!"

"If this were in ancient times, he would definitely be a great general who could fight ten thousand people!"

"Xiang Yu and Lu Bu of the past were nothing more than this."

"God, this body of muscles, simply too handsome! Ah, I can't, I'm coming!"

"Everyone look! Look at his clothes!"

"What happened?"

"What happened?"

Everyone stretched their necks to look at the middle of the field. Some children sat directly on their father's shoulders and watched with relish.

"Ah!"

Following the super explosion of Biaozi's roar, only to see the clothes on his body that had just appeared with some cracks were completely torn apart on Biaozi at this moment.

"Exploded clothes! Damn, actually exploded clothes!"

The whole audience was in an uproar, their eyeballs were staring out, their chins were shocked to the ground, and Biaozi's flesh after the explosion looked even more tempting, simply the devil muscle man himself.

Originally, he was a bit slack after getting married after filming, but in order to come to Hong Kong to promote the movie, he started to temper his body again, restoring himself to his peak state.

Plus this piece of clothing on him was made very tight, and there were many places where the threads weren't sewn tightly, which was why there was such an effect. Thanks to the garment factory of Aunt Xia Meng.

Originally, Wei Ming also wanted to explode his pants, but Biaozi said "he wants face."

For men, the butt equals the face, so the pants were kept, and only the top was exploded.

But this scene was still shocking, having the shock of the first time global audiences saw Terminator Schwarzenegger appear naked three years later.

And the elephant Tiannu seemed to be shocked by Biaozi's amazing momentum, with a dumbfounded elephant face, its long nose swinging left and right, as if it were broken.

So under the powerful rescue of the exploded-clothes version of Biaozi, the elephant Tiannu walked toward the humans step by step.

The distance of three meters was actually very close for an elephant.

Everyone at the scene was nervous, their palms sweating, or holding their breath, or shouting for support.

Of course, including those bodybuilding middle school students and colorful gangsters just now.

Although they didn't do it, they hoped someone could do it, because they believed that man can conquer nature!

Only Ni Kuang wiped the sweat on his glasses, panting heavily: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

The *Ta Kung Pao* reporter who was disguised as a fan of Ni Kuang's books smiled: "Mr. Ni doesn't need to worry. At worst, just run away when the time comes. This shit we can't eat. Elephant shit, that's all crude fiber, doesn't digest!"

Ni Kuang hummed: "It's not over yet, the result is not yet determined."

At this time, the elephant Tiannu seemed to be exerting force too. In the situation of being about to fail, it formed a stalemate with the four people opposite.

Biaozi's veins started to spread from his forehead, as if his body was also about to explode with his clothes. Wei Ming sighed: Who said our Biaozi has no acting skills? This was acted too realistically!

Feeling the stalemate was about enough, Biaozi was worried that the elephant didn't want to accompany them to act anymore, so he shouted with all his might: "Break for me!"

Following this sound, the elephant Tiannu seemed to be exhausted, and finally was dragged to take that critical step.

And after this step was taken, it stumbled and ran a few steps, stopping only in front of Zhao Debiao, as if blocked by an invisible murderous aura.

And Biaozi stood proudly in front of the elephant that was a meter taller than him. Donnie Yen, Wu Jing, and others all hid behind Biaozi, looking like they were protected by Biaozi.

This scene was recorded by the *Wen Wei Po* reporter pressing the shutter. Elegant, this photo was too elegant!

Although the four people who won the competition were them, at this moment the whole audience only remembered Zhao Debiao. The cheers of the whole audience only rang for Debiao, and the sound wave seemed to want to lift the dome.

And as the chief designer of all this, Wei Ming was satisfied. The effect was even better than he imagined. At this moment, Biaozi became a god in Hong Kong.

Originally, the biggest selling point of *Legend of a Fighter*, and the most worth hyping, was the alternative couple of a strong woman and a weak man.

And Yanzi had looks and skills, which was exactly the type of female action star Hong Kong was short of at this time. It was a pity that her belly was big, and she couldn't do high-difficulty actions even if she came. Wei Ming could only put the hype object on Biaozi.

After all, he filmed short dramas in his previous life; he knew too well what kind of explosive points the general public liked.

Although rational people absolutely didn't believe that four people could pull an adult elephant, there were too many humans and too few rational ones. And with so many people watching today, plus the media Wei Ming arranged in advance, this matter would inevitably spread widely in the Hong Kong media circle, whether positive or negative.

Even if Chiu Tak-ken, the owner of Lai Chi Kok, knew about it, he would force this matter to become an explosive news. After all, Lai Chi Kok Amusement Park hadn't been this lively and glorious for a long time.

The cheers lasted for more than ten minutes. Debiao and his team finally stood in the center of the scene and delivered their winning speech.

It was just that Biaozi was really tired. He couldn't speak.

You thought that was good acting, but he was really exerting force to pull the elephant, almost exploding his liver.

At this time, Biaozi changed into another piece of clothing. The crowd shouted "Explode clothes! Explode clothes!" enthusiastically.

Keeper Ah Kun held the tattered clothes in his hand and smiled: "I see the words 'Legend of a Fighter' written on several of your clothes. What does this mean?"

Donnie Yen answered for them in Cantonese: "This is the name of our film crew. Our movie is about to be released. The director asked us to wear this set of clothes and walk around in crowded places to promote it, but forgot to write the release time."

Ah Kun immediately asked: "Then what is the release time?"

"This Friday, the day after tomorrow."

Many people at the scene immediately remembered this name and this movie, and some people thought of a serialized martial arts novel they had read before, which seemed to be this name.

"Wow, this movie must be very good. Then I want to ask what role this strong man plays in the movie." Ah Kun pointed to Biaozi. The scene was full of cheers again. He was very popular now.

Biaozi used Mandarin to say: "I play the big villain."

A Long translated for him.

"Big villain, then the protagonist must suffer. Are you the male lead?" Ah Kun asked Donnie Yen.

Donnie Yen shook his head and pointed to Biaozi: "He is."

"What!?"

Everyone felt incredible. This boy looked like a little girl, and he was the male lead? This movie was interesting.

After Ah Kun expressed his amazement, he asked again: "Then your movie doesn't have a female lead?"

Donnie Yen: "Yes, but the female lead is pregnant now and it's inconvenient to come out for activities."

"Wow, pregnant. Then what is the relationship between the female lead and the male lead? Mother and son?"

"No, husband and wife," Donnie Yen smiled. Amidst the incredible discussion of the crowd, he asked back, "Then do you know whose child is in the female lead's belly?"

"Whose?"

Donnie Yen pointed to Zhao Debiao again. Biaozi smiled slightly. He felt his smile was quite kind, but in the eyes of the crowd, there was a kind of villainous smile of satisfaction after abusing the female lead.

Too evil, too powerful! Love it!

This first exposure didn't talk too much about the movie, otherwise it would seem too deliberate.

They received the monthly ticket reward for Lai Chi Kok Amusement Park + Song City, and after taking a group photo with Tiannu, two of keeper Ah Kun's colleagues suddenly carried something over wearing masks.

Ah Kun said: "We just learned that the gentleman who participated in the competition first is the famous writer, the author of *Wesley* and *Yuan Zhenxia*, Mr. Ni Kuang. Great writer Ni Kuang, as one of the four talents of Xiangjiang, is as good as his word, eating until full. Below, let's invite Mr. Ni, eat shit, you~"

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