Chapter 1356: Rural Absurd Past Events Chapter 1356 Zhou Zhihao's Mentality Completely Loses Balance

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Protagonist:

Li Xiulan

Li Yuncui also didn't want this sordid and squalid matter to be exposed, because she truly wanted to marry herself off.

In her flustered haste, she hurriedly said to Zhou Zhihao:

"You hide under the bed, quick, quick!"

Zhou Zhihao panicked like a headless fly, hurriedly dropped down and scrambled under the bed, and accidentally bumped his head, the pain nearly making him cry out.

Fortunately he still managed to hold it back in time.

Because he knew, if he hadn't held back, he would lose his little life!

Zhou Zhihao had just crawled under the bed and got a mouthful of dust.

Right then came the sound of knocking on the door from outside:

"Yun Cui, your husband I've come!"

Li Yuncui hurriedly tidied her appearance in front of the mirror; fortunately, her meticulously pinned-up hairstyle hadn't come loose, and the makeup on her face hadn't smudged.

"Yun Cui, open the door, your husband I've come to escort you home!"

Wang Yaohua's voice came from outside again.

The best man group following Wang Yaohua started jeering at this moment:

"Is it the best man blocking the door and not letting us in, brothers we're about to break the door down!"

"Right right, if you don't open the door we'll kick the door to pieces!"

"Let's be civilized, give the red envelopes first, go through the motions, if that doesn't work then we'll come in strong!"

"Right right!"

Wang Yaohua took out the red envelopes prepared in advance and stuffed them through the door crack from below.

"Sincerity has already been given, Yun Cui's sisters, you should be content!"

Wang Yaohua still thought Li Yuncui had invited best men.

The door opened at this moment.

It was Li Yuncui who personally came to open it.

Wang Yaohua and his best man group were all immediately extremely surprised.

"Where's the best man?"

A brother behind them looked around the room left and right.

No best man, they came as best men, then it loses a bit of fun.

If there were best men, during the wedding pranks, maybe they could take the opportunity to grope the best man.

Their thinking was this crude, this naked.

"I didn't invite any best man over."

Li Yuncui's face showed some embarrassment, guiltily covering: "Marriage is a matter between two people, from now on I only want to live life well, so I didn't do those fancy frills, and won't let people make things difficult for you to escort the bride... that, let's hurry and go..."

Li Yuncui spoke like this.

She now only wanted Wang Yaohua to hurry and take her away.

Otherwise Zhou Zhihao hidden under the bed being discovered, that would be finished.

Seeing Li Yuncui like this, Wang Yaohua not only didn't blame her, but was instead deeply moved:

"Wife, you're this virtuous and sensible, this thrifty and good at managing the household, being able to marry you is truly too lucky!"

Wang Yaohua's eye sockets even reddened a bit.

He was truly moved.

Although he himself cared a lot about face, he also knew just how important a virtuous, household-managing, non-vain, non-materialistic wife is to a family.

At this moment a best man behind suddenly said:

"Just leaving like this? At least go through the nuptial chamber prank process? Want to look for the wedding shoes?"

"No need no need, the wedding shoes are right under my feet, simplify everything!"

Li Yuncui hurriedly spoke like this.

Wang Yaohua chuckled:

"Prank away prank away, you want to prank then prank, but pranking the best man, that you won't have anyone to prank!"

"Go through the motions go through the motions, everyone come in the bridal chamber sit a bit, take a look at Sister-in-law's arranged bridal chamber!"

Li Yuncui wanted to stop them, but the best men and several of Wang Yaohua's relatives had already walked in.

Wang Dashan, Wang Erhai, Wang Xiaohua and others also followed in.

Wang Yaohua's fox-and-dog friends, seeing Li Yuncui and the bridal chamber this simple and plain, for a moment all didn't know what to say.

Wang Yaohua's face also looked a bit like he couldn't hold his head up.

Li Yuncui could only busily say:

"I alone couldn't manage it all, just casually fixed it up a bit, anyway after the escort I'm leaving, you don't mind okay."

Wang Yaohua dry-laughed:

"No matter no matter, of course I don't mind."

Although Wang Yaohua and Li Yuncui had already had intimate contact, actually their relationship hadn't reached the point of nothing left unsaid, on the contrary it was still somewhat estranged, like friends who hadn't known each other long.

"Eh, Sister-in-law, how come there's a patch of water stain on your bedsheet!"

One of the best men lifted the red quilt and suddenly discovered obvious water stains on the bedsheet!

Li Yuncui's face immediately twitched, and her lips turned somewhat pale.

However, she still forced herself to calm down and hurriedly explained:

"It's so hot in this summer, and there's no air conditioner in my room; I sat on the bed and sweated, leaving sweat stains."

Her explanation was still reasonable enough.

After all, it's August now, the hottest time of the year.

Sitting cooped up in the room for too long indeed makes one sweat easily.

So many people suddenly realized and didn't doubt anything.

Only Xiao Hua noticed the fleeting panic in Li Yuncui's eyes.

He couldn't help but sigh silently.

He was extremely speechless in his heart.

Li Yuncui, Li Yuncui, you're about to get married, can't you just hold it in?

However, Xiao Hua didn't expose anything.

Because he knew that exposing this absurd thing at this time would not only make him Li Yuncui's enemy but also Wang Yaohua's enemy.

Because if this kind of thing got out, it would definitely become a huge joke!

Now that the internet is so developed, good news doesn't go out the door, bad news spreads a thousand miles, it might even explode online and let everyone in the county know!

"Cousin, we've picked up Cousin's wife, hurry to the living room to offer respectful tea to Cousin's wife's parents!"

Xiao Hua said this at this time.

Wang Yaohua then remembered that they still had to offer respectful tea and pay the change-of-address fee!

"Right, right, then let's hurry to the living room; this room is too narrow, not good for holding the respectful tea ceremony!"

Wang Yaohua took Li Yuncui and walked to the living room.

At this time, Li Zhenxing and Luo Jiaxin, the couple, had already been waiting in the living room for a long time.

Wang Yaohua and Li Yuncui held tea together, came before them, and presented the tea:

"Dad, Mom, please drink tea!"

Li Zhenxing and Luo Jiaxin received the tea water and drank a sip with smiles.

"Son-in-law, from now on our daughter is handed over to you!"

Li Zhenxing and Luo Jiaxin gave Wang Yaohua and Li Yuncui a red envelope.

This procedure was thus completed.

Very simple, very unpretentious.

Nothing fancy.

Wang Yaohua took Li Yuncui and got into the Rolls-Royce he had rented.

And Li Yuncui's parents sat in the second wedding car.

The rest of the relatives and friends each got into their own cars.

Then they set off back to Wang Yaohua's home in the county town.

When the motorcade returned to the county town, Wang Yaohua had all the wedding cars follow his Rolls-Royce main wedding car, circle around the county town twice, and then return to his home.

"Wife, I specially rented a Rolls-Royce to marry you; look at my sincerity, is it enough?"

Li Yuncui's complexion was not very good, and she said perfunctorily:

"Enough, enough, it's quite good."

Seeing her like this, Wang Yaohua frowned slightly:

"Wife, what's wrong with you? You seem not very happy."

Li Yuncui forced out a smile:

"How could I not be happy? I'm happier than during the Spring Festival, I just feel a bit carsick and feel uncomfortable."

Wang Yaohua said:

"Is that so? Then let's hurry home!"

So they stopped circling around.

They went back to his home.

Back at Wang Yaohua's home, it was much livelier than Li Yuncui's home.

Relatives filled the seats, bustling and lively.

Wang Zhangtian and Zhao Lifen had been waiting for a long time.

Seeing their son bring Li Yuncui, this daughter-in-law, over, they both had smiles on their faces.

Their son got married, and their mission in this life was also considered completed.

Next was the respectful tea ceremony, letting Li Yuncui change her address to call Wang Yaohua's parents Dad and Mom.

After finishing the procedure, they had to wait until after six in the afternoon to hold the wedding ceremony.

Only then would they go to the hotel to eat the feast.

And for this noon meal, Wang Yaohua took everyone to a nearby Da Paidang to simply solve it.

Wang Yaohua took the relatives and friends helping out to eat lunch, and Li Yuncui did not go with them.

She said she felt carsick and a bit uncomfortable.

Actually, she just wanted some time alone.

After everyone had mostly left.

She locked herself alone in Wang Yaohua's marriage room.

Then she took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Zhou Zhihao:

"Let's end it here. Don't contact me anymore. I'm deleting all your contact information."

After receiving the message, Zhou Zhihao hurriedly replied:

"Are you really so heartless? We can still be friends!"

Li Yuncui, however, said:

"Don't bother me anymore, otherwise I'll report you to the police!"

After saying those words, she hurriedly blocked Zhou Zhihao!

WeChat friends, QQ friends, contact numbers—all blocked!

After discovering he had been blocked by Li Yuncui, Zhou Zhihao immediately flew into a rage:

"Li Yuncui, you're playing me like this, then damn it, no one is going to have it easy!"

Originally, these past few days he had calmed down and no longer wanted to cause trouble at Li Yuncui and Wang Yaohua's wedding ceremony.

But now Li Yuncui did this, and it angered him again.

He felt it was truly necessary to play those videos of him and Li Yuncui at the wedding ceremony.

He wanted everyone at the wedding ceremony to fully appreciate Li Yuncui's ecstatic posture while being intimate with him in the cornfield.

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