Chapter 673

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Protagonist:

Li Xiulan

Li Xiulan actually followed Wang Zhanggen's instructions and went to find a pile of cow dung.

Because she also felt this matter must be treated with solemnity, after all, this was an important matter concerning whether her eldest son could continue the family line.

Wang Zhanggen sat in the living room, looking at the cow dung before him, his mood extremely heavy.

If he were to eat it in private, he could just pinch his nose and swallow it in one gulp.

But unfortunately, Wu Banxian emphasized that he must eat it in front of the whole village!

And he himself cared most about face!

So, although the cow dung had been found.

But he still hesitated and could not take that step.

"Or, I'll go tell Zhang Zhongtian now, and have him gather all the villagers at the village committee."

"Wait a little longer..."

Wang Zhanggen smoked, his expression grave.

Just thinking that in the future the whole village would mock him made him feel worse than death.

"Don't wait anymore, the longer you wait, the less you can make up your mind."

Li Xiulan said so.

Wang Zhanggen sighed once, waved his hand:

"Then you go!"

Li Xiulan turned around and left.

Wang Zhanggen called her back again:

"Come back!"

"What now?" Li Xiulan was somewhat speechless.

She had been with Wang Zhanggen for so long, and it was the first time she saw him so hesitant.

"Don't say the reason first, don't tell them I want to eat shit in front of them, just have Zhang Zhongtian gather the people at the village committee; when I arrive, I'll explain the reasons to them myself."

Li Xiulan was speechless inside:

"What difference does it make whether you say it early or late?"

Wang Xiaohua chimed in at this time:

"Right, if you don't clearly explain the reason to them, some people probably won't be willing to come; once the reason is clearly explained, I estimate the whole village will bring their families to the Village Committee Square to watch the show."

Wang Zhanggen's face turned iron-black, and he snapped:

"Did I let you speak?"

The more people came, the more face Wang Zhanggen lost.

So in his heart, he actually wanted fewer people to come.

"Don't talk to Xiao Hua like that; Xiao Hua is right. If not enough people come, it won't have the desired effect, then wouldn't you have eaten this pile of cow dung for nothing?"

Hearing this, Wang Zhanggen was speechless.

"Then you go, say whatever you should say!"

Wang Zhanggen wanted to die.

But before dying, he had to continue the Wang family line.

Otherwise, even if he went to Yin Cao Di Fu, he would have no face to meet the Wang family ancestors.

He had already decided that after finishing this matter, he would just hang himself!

Not live anymore!

No face to continue living!

Li Xiulan turned around and left.

This time, Wang Zhanggen watched her departing back and said nothing more.

He just smoked even more incessantly.

"Oh heavens, I, Wang Zhanggen, am such a face-loving person, yet you want me to eat cow dung in front of the whole village—do you joke like this!"

Wang Zhanggen actually cried at this moment.

Weeping bitterly.

Wang Xiaohua watched from the side, thinking that once the brewing was enough, it would do; otherwise, this old thing couldn't withstand the blow and might do something stupid.

So he turned around, took out his mobile phone, and sent a text message to Wu Banxian.

Not long after, Wang Zhanggen's mobile phone rang.

Wang Zhanggen had no mind to answer the phone.

He just cried to himself.

Old tears flowed freely.

"Dad, your phone is ringing."

Seeing that Wang Zhanggen didn't even take out his phone to look, Wang Xiaohua carefully reminded him.

But instead received a sharp rebuke from Wang Zhanggen:

"Get lost, don't loiter in front of me, I'm very annoyed!"

Wang Xiaohua did not leave, but continued to remind him:

"Aren't you going to check your phone? It might be Wu Banxian calling."

The phone ringtone stopped once, then rang again.

Only then did Wang Zhanggen take out his phone to look.

As soon as he looked, it really was Wu Banxian calling.

He was immediately stunned.

He hurriedly answered the phone.

"Hello, Wu Banxian, what's wrong?"

"Did you go eat shit as I told you?" Wu Banxian asked as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Not yet, I'm preparing..." Wang Zhanggen's tone was hesitant, "Wu Banxian, if I eat it a little later, will it have an effect?"

Wu Banxian immediately said:

"Of course it will have an effect!"

"Ah, is that so..." Wang Zhanggen's heart turned to ashes, "I'll eat it soon, I've already told my wife to gather everyone in the village..."

However, Wu Banxian suddenly changed the subject at this moment:

"I now have another solution that can let you avoid eating shit, but this solution is easy for others, yet for you it might be harder than eating shit; I don't know if you're willing to try it."

Hearing these words, Wang Zhanggen's heart immediately trembled; he immediately clung to it like a drowning man grabbing a life-saving straw, and hurriedly said:

"I'm willing to try, Wu Banxian, please tell me quickly, what method!"

He simply didn't believe there was anything in this world more difficult than eating shit in public!

Wu Banxian said:

"As the saying goes, he who ties the bell must untie it. The fundamental reason your eldest son has wealth but no children is that the fengshui between you and your eldest daughter-in-law is out of harmony, so you need to do this: First, place a Guanyin of Childbirth at home, and burn incense and offer sacrifices on the first and fifteenth of every month. Second, go before your eldest daughter-in-law and sincerely and humbly apologize and admit your mistake from the bottom of your heart, and you must respect her from now on. If you can do these two things, your eldest son should be able to have both wealth and children!"

"Just that?"

Wang Zhanggen was stunned.

He thought it would be some enormous difficulty!

Unexpectedly, it was just worshipping the Guanyin of Childbirth and apologizing to Du Xiaojuan.

Isn't that simple!

However, Wu Banxian gave a cold hehe laugh:

"Don't underestimate these two things. I've said it: for others, it's easy, but for you, it's harder than eating shit, especially the second thing. Are you sure you can truly apologize and admit your mistake to your eldest daughter-in-law sincerely and humbly from the bottom of your heart? Don't blame me for not reminding you: if this apology is just a superficial gesture and not from the bottom of your heart, it will have no effect!"

Wang Zhanggen hurriedly said:

"Wu Banxian, rest assured, I will definitely apologize and admit my mistake to her from the bottom of my heart!"

Wu Banxian then said:

"The apology isn't the end. From now on, you must respect her and hold no prejudice against her. Otherwise, even if a child is born, the child might die young!"

"I'll treat her like an ancestor and worship her. Is that enough?"

Wang Zhanggen said this.

He also said:

"As long as she can continue the family lineage for my Wang Family, I'm even willing to eat shit, let alone these small matters!"

Wu Banxian nodded:

"You have this understanding, that's good. Then hurry and do as I said."

"Okay, Wu Banxian, thank you, Wu Banxian!"

Wang Zhanggen hung up the phone, the worry on his face vanished instantly, replaced by ecstatic joy.

"Haha, Wu Banxian just said there's another method to resolve Dashan's fengshui pattern of wealth without children. I don't have to eat shit anymore!"

He hurriedly said to Wang Xiaohua:

"Quickly go call your mom back!"

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