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Chapter 263: Welcome? This Whole House Is Full of SSRs!

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Ugh…

I can't hold it any longer, I can't stand this—this is way too much to swallow!

Who the hell dares to go? It's all stringy saliva and barbs! If you step on it, will your feet even stay? Can we get a pair of rain boots?

In the worldwide live stream, even the barrage shield can't stop the audience's San from dropping wildly.

Many people covered their mouths and instantly vomited the overnight rice right there!

A double whammy of physiological discomfort and psychological terror.

It messes with the mind even more than a plain mountain of swords and sea of fire!

Live.

Su Ming's expression was equally grim.

Is this your idea of hospitality?

He poked the slime‑covered tongue with the Big Black Umbrella in his hand.

Pfft.

The slime stretched into strings.

It's so filthy, and you don't even rinse it with a water gun?

What if my shoes get dirty?!

Huh?!

Live, whether the bowing faceless maid or the massive Prajna demon face overhead, their movements froze.

Brother?

What the hell you care about is your AJ?!

Wang, shall I carry you over?

Magu, however, quickly adapted to the pace here and voluntarily offered to take the lead.

No need.

Su Ming shook his head and sighed.

Let's just make do and go.

Anyway, later we'll probably have to fight our way out, so we'll inevitably get a bit dirty.

Having said that.

He took a step forward, stepping onto the terrifying giant tongue.

Magu covered her mouth with a smile, followed closely, and the two vanished into the darkness.

Boom—!

The massive maw closed!

…

Heaven and earth spun.

There was no anticipated burning pain from stomach acid, nor the bloodied crunch of sharp teeth.

Just after a blink's worth of weightlessness.

The view before his eyes suddenly cleared!

Hm?

Su Ming squinted slightly, somewhat surprised.

He had originally thought this would be Corpse Mountain Blood Sea, or a disgusting nest full of entrails.

But what now unfolded before his eyes...

Was actually a golden and jade‑splendid, ultra‑luxurious—

Japanese‑style grand theater!

Above the massive circular dome hung tens of thousands of exquisitely beautiful glazed lanterns.

If you don't look closely, you might even think this is some royal‑sponsored kabuki theater.

In the air, the outside stench of corpses was gone.

Instead, it was sweetly cloying, incense‑like.

But…

It's sweet to an excessive degree!

Like using a ton of perfume to mask a three‑day‑rotted corpse.

This place is…

Magu widened her beautiful eyes, somewhat incredulous.

Su Ming said nothing, but activated the Eye of Truth, his gaze sweeping over the tiered seats in the theater's center.

At this moment.

A few people were already sitting sparsely.

Or rather… guests!

Interesting.

Su Ming's mouth corner lifted.

I told you those little devils outside are so poor, they can't even scrape out a decent profit.

So the real capitalists are all hiding here, throwing a grand banquet of sea and sky.

As the live camera zoomed in.

The global audience finally saw the true faces of these guests.

WTF!

The next second, a shout rang out across the globe!

What did they see!

Seated at the leftmost seat, a noble lady, dressed in an extravagantly ornate twelve‑layer robe, waved a Lacquered Gold Folding Fan in her hand.

Her figure was bewitchingly graceful, her demeanor elegant.

But that wasn't the point.

The point is… on her neck sat three fluffy fox heads!

At that moment, she giggled while the middle head elegantly gnawed a hand.

In Su Ming's pupils, golden light flickered.

【Name】: Three-Headed Fox Demon·Yu Zao Qian (Projection)

【Quality】: Legendary

【Karma Overview】: Though merely a split‑off, the descendant bloodline of the nine‑tailed fox demon possesses terrifying powers to bewitch beings and wield illusion! It especially loves devouring Human Hearts, especially those of unfaithful men, crunchy!

And not far from her.

A red‑faced giant over three meters tall, with black twin wings sprouting from his back, sat cross‑legged.

He held a wine cup as large as a bathtub, tilting his head back to guzzle.

The wine was bright red, hanging at the edge of his mouth, shocking to behold.

【Name】: Great Tengu – Chongde (Projection)

【Quality】: Legendary

【Karma Overview】: A projection of an imperial‑grade great demon, possessing boundless strength, able not only to command storms but also to command flocks of crows!

Further on.

A bizarre onmyoji whose entire body was cut from white paper, with facial features painted in blood.

A lone gigantic one‑eyed monk floated in midair like a balloon.

There was also a skeletal woman wrapped entirely in bandages, revealing only a tiny cherry‑red mouth.

The livestream went crazy!

WTF! WTF! WTF!

Is this damn Hundred Demons Night Parade turned into a spirit?!

That fox… is Yu Zao Qian?! That tall guy is a Tengu?! In games I've played, they're all damn SSR!

It's over… this time it's really BBQ!

Damn, the whole house is filled with max‑level BOSSes! Pull any one out and it could wipe out a city, right?! How do we fight this?

If the previous outer‑layer night market only made people feel disgust and fear.

Then this Inner Layer feels like—

Despair!

It's a dimensional crossing, a Dimensional Reduction Strike.

Every monster here, not just mindless meat‑heads, has a famous mythic background.

They possess intelligence, hierarchy, even…

Culture, and know how to enjoy!

"Cough cough…"

Suddenly, Su Ming let out a light cough.

The theater, which had been murmuring and toasting, fell silent in an instant.

About a dozen gazes all swept over at once.

Scrutinizing.

Savoring.

It was like a group of diners in a high‑end restaurant suddenly seeing two … run out from the kitchen

free‑range chickens that hadn't been plucked or slaughtered.

"Oh dear, tonight's ingredients… how did they walk in by themselves?"

"And they look pretty good in quality, too."

The Three-Headed Fox Demon lightly covered its mouth, its laugh charming to the bone.

The Great Tengu also set down its wine cup, its large eyes narrowing slightly, revealing a blood‑thirsty cold gleam.

Not friendly at all!

If it were an ordinary person.

They would probably be terrified into a fatal rupture of liver and gallbladder just by being locked by the pressure of these ten‑plus great demons, dying on the spot.

However.

Su Ming merely gave them a casual glance.

Then his gaze shifted, landing on the rows of seats.

【Name】: Human Skin Tatami

【Karma Overview】: Crafted from the most delicate, complete back skin of a maiden, the seating feels warm as jade in winter and cool in summer.

And on the table before those seats, the wine glasses placed were not porcelain.

【Name】: Skull Sake Cup

【Karma Overview】: Made from a skull brimming with wisdom and terror, degreased and polished, retaining its lingering resentment, it holds wine with the best flavor.

Heh!

Exquisite to the point of cruelty!

Is this what they call high society?

Su Ming's eyes flashed a hint of murderous intent, while his expression grew even more lazy.

The decor here is pretty good.

But however you look at it…

They all really ought to be demolished!

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