Chapter 295: Mixing talisman paper with liquor, the more you drink, the more you have!
【Shuten Douji】 his mind went completely blank.
Accompanying him for thousands of days and nights, even more precious than his own old life, was his life‑bound wine gourd...
Just like that...
Shot to pieces by a damn rotten wooden nail from a street stall?!
The audience in the livestream watched this scene, their jaws about to hit the floor.
"Holy shit?!"
"You can still do this?! Indeed, those who play tactics have dirty Human Hearts!"
"This this this… this is directly smashing someone's rice bowl!"
"Too vicious! The Pure God's move is practically worse than killing them!"
What does 'killing the heart' mean?
This is it!
For an old drunkard who treats wine as life.
Nothing is more crushing than smashing his wine jar right in front of him just as he's about to get a buzz.
The scene.
It's surprisingly quiet as well.
【Shuten Douji】 stared blankly at the remaining broken tip of the gourd in his hand, his whole body trembling like a vibrating sieve.
Not because of fear.
Nor because of pain.
But because of anger.
After a collapse of faith, reason snaps completely, leading to hysteria!
"Thousands of years of stockpile..."
"My… my wine!!!"
Boom!!!
A suppressed low growl instantly turned into a heart‑rending roar.
The sound wave almost shattered the surrounding air.
"You bastard! How dare you!!"
"Ahhhhh!!! I will tear you apart… devour you alive!!!"
"I will drain your blood to brew wine! Now! Immediately! Right away!!!"
Boom——!!!
If one were to say, the previous ghostly aura was merely a rushing river.
But now.
What burst forth from Shuten Douji's body was a tsunami that devours everything!
Completely overheated, reason reset to zero!
He is indeed a projection in this plane.
But a projection is also a will!
This side's Wine Gourd, though also a spirit, has limited influence on the main body, but the problem is...
What are we to do from now on?
No more wine!
Are we supposed to drink the northwest wind from now on?!
【Shuten Douji】 grew angrier the more he thought, his head of red hair instantly growing wildly like a blazing flame.
That already terrifying Cimu's Arm, moreover, produced a vicious resonance due to the host's loss of emotional control.
Above, hundreds of Ghost Eyes simultaneously shed bloody tears, their piercing wails so shrill they made souls tremble.
Kill!
He wants to kill!
We must tear this human into pieces and eat him dipped in sauce!
"Tch, got angry?"
Su Ming calmly put away the heavy crossbow that had rendered great service, wearing an innocent expression.
He just likes it when others can't stand him but can't take him down.
Just a joke.
Although this guy's rage meter is off the charts, he looks ten thousand times more terrifying than before, with pressure maxed out.
But...
"Even a rabid dog that has lost its reason, no matter how strong its bite……"
"Just a piece of slightly tough rotten meat."
Su Ming flipped his wrist, and the Ghost Cutter was back in his hand.
The blade hummed softly, as if also sensing his master's excitement repressed to the extreme.
God? Ghost King?
As long as you dare to show your health bar, I dare to draw my sword!
So‑called Third Stage?
Heh.
It's just…… a cornered dog jumping over the wall!
Come!
Let me see, without the wine to bolster my courage…
How much more blood can you spill!
On the other side.
Shattered gourd fragments littered the ground.
Those wine juices continued to seep further.
Wine… my wine… must not be wasted…
The originally unbeatable, heaven-shakingly domineering 【Shuten Douji】.
At this moment, it actually felt as if someone had pulled out his spine.
Thud——!
His knees went weak, and he actually knelt heavily on the ground!
Huh?
Su Ming blinked in surprise.
Just a second ago they wanted to pull out his bones and strip his tendons, now what are they trying to do?
On that ferocious ghostly face, where is there even a hint of the Ghost King's dignity?
Only terror and longing remained, he couldn't even spare a thought for the tiger-eyed enemy before him.
He lay prone on a ground made of talisman papers, his buttocks raised.
Like a stray dog cut off from water, on the brink of dying from thirst.
He stuck out his scarlet tongue bristling with barbs, frantically licking the wine on the ground!
Slurp——!
Slurp——!
The sound was greedy and hurried, filled with a sickly thirst.
In the livestream, the Sakura Country audience's defenses collapsed outright.
Damn it! What are you doing!
Stand up! That's the face of our great Sakura!
Don't lick! Please don't lick! It's so embarrassing!
Even if he died in battle, it would be better than licking wine on the ground like a dog, Jiu Tun Sang!
……
Su Ming gripped the 【Soul Dagger】 tightly, his eyes flashing with icy light.
Great opportunity!
Seize his illness, take his life!
Such an opportunity, exposing his back completely, not giving him a stab would be a waste of this old ghost's cooperation!
Su Ming stepped down, his body about to explode upward.
But suddenly——
Hum!
【Eye of Truth】 golden light poured out, a fierce warning.
Hiss!
A bone-chilling cold surged straight to the Heavenly Spirit Cover.
Something's off……
The area where the 【Shuten Douji】 lay prone, the dark red demonic aura ceased to surge outward.
Instead, it collapsed inward!
Whoever enters, dies!
Gurgle…… gurgle……
【Shuten Douji】 noticed nothing of it.
Or rather, he simply didn't care.
For that mouthful of wine, he didn't even care about his life!
That long tongue not only rolled up the remaining wine.
It also swept up the unexploded blast, thunder, and flame symbols……
All at once, stuffing them into his mouth!
Talisman paper mixed with wine, the more he drank, the more there was!
Boom boom boom!!!
The talisman paper melted upon entry.
A muffled explosion sound blasted inside his mouth.
Firelight illuminated his cheeks, thick smoke spewed out wildly through his nostrils and ear canals.
That was power enough to shatter rock!
But this old ghost……
He didn't even pause his swallowing motion!
This texture, it's probably even more exciting than popping candy!
Crackle——!
He was still drinking!
Mixing his own blood, mixing with the earth's soil, mixing with the exploding fire and lightning……
Take it all!
"No one is allowed to leave…… every drop…… is this grandpa's……"
Madness had reached its peak.
It had also become terrifying to the extreme.
Su Ming stood in the distance.
Watching this monster who had cast aside pain and life and death for the sake of drink, his gaze gradually grew solemn.
This was no longer mere alcoholism.
This was a demonic nature that placed desire above life!
Crack! Crack!
An abnormal change suddenly occurred.
As those chaotic energies went down his belly, Shuten Douji's body began to swell uncontrollably.
His already burly physique now resembled an overinflated balloon, skin splitting inch by inch.
The bright red muscle fibers, like live snakes, proliferated and stacked outward without logic.
The muscles on his back bulged, bursting through the skin to form fearsome bone spikes like a sword grave!
The most terrifying thing was that arm of Cimu.
It seemed unable to withstand that violent, twisted power.
The hundreds of ghost eyes on it all burst in an instant!
Pfft! Pfft!
Countless black death qi no longer leaked out, but instead flowed backward into Shuten Douji's body, merging with it!
"Roar——!!!"
Finally, the last drop of liquor on the ground was licked clean.
The monster lying on the ground slowly rose to its feet.
Fifteen meters? Twenty meters?
That was a moving demon mountain piled from rotting flesh, bone spikes, exploding runes, and boiling demonic aura!
It had completely lost any human shape.
On that face, the features were squeezed out of place and merged.
All that remained was a blood‑filled maw split to the ears, constantly dripping saliva mixed with sparks.
At this point, he was no longer the legendary Great River Mountain Ghost King.
but rather a completely uncontrollable beast that existed solely for slaughter and devouring——
Stitched Monster!
"Hah……"
Su Ming drew a deep breath, the corners of his eyes twitching slightly.
"Seems……"
"We've gone overboard!"
End of Chapter
