Chapter 134: then translation of chapter title

Pa Duo looked at Wei Er Wei's eager-to-try appearance, then glanced at those 'scary' discs on the ground, clutching the canned food and trembling: 'We, we think... maybe we shouldn't? Will, will we die? Surely we'll be silenced!'

But her protest was obviously ineffective; Wei Er Wei had already taken the disc, eagerly walking toward the playback equipment.

Thus, under Pa Duo's nervous yet slightly excited gaze, Wei Er Wei, brimming with the excitement of discovering a new continent, slipped that disc with a sensational title and a shocking cover—《Kevin with Ao Tuo and Walter: Unspeakable Secrets! 》—into the playback equipment.

Hum—

The equipment started up, the huge screen lit up, and a burst of strong‑rhythm electronic music filled with pop‑idol style instantly flooded the entire room!

Immediately after, the picture suddenly became clear!

First to come into view were the constantly flashing seven‑colored dance floor lights and virtual sparkles drifting down from the sky.

Then, a tall, familiar yet unfamiliar figure appeared on the center of the stage!

That was Kevin.

But…… it was absolutely not the Kevin they knew!

The former 「Salvation」 hero now wore an extremely extravagant outfit, mainly pink‑white, a puffy short idol costume, its hem adorned with shiny ribbons and bows.

His signature white hair was tied into twin tails, swaying lively with the music's rhythm.

On that handsome face always covered in frost, he actually wore delicate stage makeup, with sparkling rhinestones stuck at the corners of his eyes!

Even more astonishing, he was dancing to the music, performing a lively, slightly playful idol dance, with precise movements, his expression……

Um, it was an awkward state of trying hard to make a sweet smile but, due to his icy nature, appearing unusually stiff!

Snort—

Pa Duo sucked in a cold breath, and the fatty cat can in her arms let out a 'meow‑ow', covering its eyes with its paws.

Whoa!!!

Wei Er Wei let out an exclamation, not of fear but pure excitement like an artist seeing a subversive work: 'This, this is simply…… a 'contrast' aesthetics beyond imagination! Kevin! I never thought you had this kind of 'potential'! Hahaha!'

Just then, two figures slid onto the stage from either side, beginning to dance as backup for the central 'Kevin idol'.

On the left was a golden‑haired man with a bright smile; on the right was a dark‑brown‑haired man wearing glasses.

They similarly wore pink‑colored performance outfits of similar style, their movements neat and uniform, striving to highlight the center‑stage 'protagonist'.

Just as the dance reached its climax, the on‑screen 'Kevin idol' suddenly made an awkward heart gesture toward the camera, then stiffly threw a……

Flying kiss!

—Pfft—

At this moment Wei Er Wei laughed so hard she bent over, pounding the nearby cushion: 'I can't, I can't! A flying kiss! Kevin's flying kiss! I'm dying hahaha!'

Pa Duo had completely petrified, feeling her worldview shatter and reorganize at this moment.

The commotion in the entertainment room was truly too great, eventually drawing others.

'Huh? Wei Er Wei, Pa Duo, what interesting thing are you watching? The noise is so lively!'

Ailixiya's cheerful voice came from the doorway; she poked her head in curiously.

Then her gaze locked onto the huge screen, locking onto the figure of Kevin in a pink puffy skirt throwing a flying kiss.

……

Ailixiya's ever‑present slightly playful smile instantly froze.

Her pink eyes blinked, then blinked again, as if checking whether she had produced some collective hallucination.

'Ailixiya, why did you stop……'

Su's gentle voice sounded from behind her; he also walked to the doorway.

Then, this ever‑calm hero, his eyes that had been shut tight for years, suddenly……

No, rather, they trembled violently!

His face, which usually bore a calm expression as if seeing through worldly affairs, instantly shattered, replaced by utter shock, nearly making him unable to keep a steady stance!

'This… is… what?'

Ailixiya finally found her voice, her tone full of disbelief, she pointed at the screen: 'Kevin he…… uh…… transformed?'

Hahaha!

Wei Er Wei barely managed to stifle a laugh, seeing their reactions made her even more delighted, tears nearly bursting out: 'Did you see? Did you see! This is the infinite possibility of art! I never thought Kevin's ice‑block face, when dressed up…… pffhahaha…… would be rather 'unique'! No way, no way, there are still more treasures waiting for us to uncover!'

She completely ignored the nearly soul‑lost Pa Duo and the worldview‑shocked Ailixiya and Su, swiftly pulling out the other disc she had just seen—《Overbearing Qianjie: Shy Kesi Mo, Where Can You Escape! 》—and, with lightning speed, replaced the currently playing 'Kevin idol record'.

The screen flashed!

The previous dynamic music disappeared, replaced by a pink filter full of ambiguous atmosphere and lingering background music.

On screen, Qianjie, seemingly still surrounded by undispersed sparks, used an extremely oppressive 'wall‑slam' posture to trap Kesi Mo in a corner.

On Kesi Mo's usually expressionless face, a suspicious blush now appeared, his gaze dodging, he lightly bit his lower lip, showing a 'shy' demeanor of wanting to resist but being powerless (or perhaps half‑heartedly yielding?).

Then, Qianjie on the screen, using his voice that ought to be full of violence, deliberately lowered yet still unable to hide its inherent roughness, spoke the line that would make anyone in the know get goosebumps all over:

"Little wild cat, where else do you want to run?"

The air in the entertainment room instantly dropped to Absolute Zero, even more thorough than Kevin's ice seal.

Utter silence.

Then——

—Pfft—! Hahahahahaha!!!!

Wei Er Wei burst into laughter ten times more exaggerated than before, nearly rolling on the ground, clapping her hands: 'Genius! The maker of this is absolutely a genius! 'Little wild cat'! Qianjie called Kesi Mo 'little wild cat'! Hahaha! I can't take it! Save me!'

Pa Duo had already shrunk completely into the corner, clutching a pillow over her head, emitting a sob of Despair: 'It's over, it's over…… we didn't see anything…… we don't know anything……'

Ailixiya's expression had shifted from shock to a mixture of laughter and tears; she looked at the extremely discordant image on the screen, then at Wei Er Wei laughing until she could barely breathe, momentarily unsure what to say.

Su silently……

He closed his eyes again, as if doing so could block this mentally polluting information, murmuring softly (perhaps performing a rite to purify his own Cognition, which had just been destroyed).

However, the climax of this farce, accompanied by the appearance of the true protagonist, has arrived!

You... gathered here... what are you looking at?!