[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a":3,"chapter-shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-394":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1713908,2190,"Vol. 3 Ch. 93","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-394",394,"\u003Cp>After checking in, the two headed upstairs and located their assigned room according to the number on the keycard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before opening the door, both felt a touch of nervous anticipation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although they’d convinced each other with their seamless and flawless acting that they were “forced” to share a room out of sheer necessity, they hadn’t had time to discuss what kind of room the receptionist would actually give them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Would it be an over-the-top S&M suite filled with props, or a cozy, romantic room with a rose-covered waterbed?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Click.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The key slid into the lock, turned gently, and the door opened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a mix of tension and excitement, they stepped inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What greeted them was a simple, tidy room with a large, round bed draped in a thin canopy, filled with a pleasant lavender fragrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No strange props, no bathtubs filled with rose petals.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing this, Leon and Rosvisser both sighed in relief.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thank goodness, it looked like tonight would be a peaceful night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, they’d been “married” for five years, and flashy stuff like that didn’t suit “an old married couple” like them—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The same “old married couple” who regularly engaged in rounds of “prisoner,” “teacher,” or “bunny waitress” roleplay thought this.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, after the initial sigh of relief, a slight disappointment crept into their hearts. The craving for the forbidden and thrilling… truly a basic instinct for any creature.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon stepped into the room and pulled the curtains closed, shutting out the moonlight and city noise.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The lighting in the room was a warm amber, soft and relaxing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser opened the frosted glass bathroom door and peeked inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Satisfied with the setup, she asked from the doorway, “Are you going first, or should I?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ladies first.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The queen raised an eyebrow. “Oh, playing the gentleman now?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon rubbed his nose, thumping his chest proudly with a thumbs-up. “Of course. Didn’t you see me at the front desk just now? I was being a complete gentleman, not trying to take advantage of you by insisting on two rooms. But alas, only one room was left. Sigh~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser snorted, thinking, *The nerve of this guy, putting on such a show.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*If I weren’t smart and considerate, you’d never even have a chance of sharing a hotel room with me.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh yes, such a pity the hotel didn’t let you flaunt your gentlemanly spirit,” she replied in a faux regretful tone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon smirked, thinking, *Little dragon, so easy to fool. Just a little act and I’ve got you right where I want you.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They continued their banter, each not giving an inch in their performance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a few more exchanges, Rosvisser finally released her grip on the bathroom door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You go first. I need to review the points from today’s meeting.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon nodded. “Alright.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, he went into the bathroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Once she heard the sound of running water, Rosvisser moved to the wardrobe and pulled out a white bathrobe, slipping it on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Removing her dress and heels, she immediately felt a lot more comfortable.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She then sat down at the wooden desk, grabbed a pen and some paper, and began recalling the details from her private meeting earlier that day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was a habit of hers as a workaholic. No matter how good her memory was, she preferred writing things down.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they say, *even the faintest ink is better than the best memory.*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>About half an hour later, the sound of water stopped.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon emerged from the bathroom, a towel wrapped around his waist, his chiseled, inverted triangle torso still glistening with droplets that slowly trickled down his muscles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser gave him a casual glance before looking away;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then another glance before looking away again;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then, yet again, sneaking another glance and quickly averting her eyes;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and once more—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you want to look, just look. Sneaking peeks like a thief is just silly,” Leon said, drying his hair with a towel, fully confident in showing off his physique in front of Her Majesty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser’s cheeks reddened. “Who’s looking? I’ve seen it more times than I can count—I’m not interested.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With that, she quickly stood up, her head low, eyes downcast, and shuffled hurriedly to the bathroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon smiled softly, opting not to tease her further.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He moved over to the bed and noticed a few magazines and books on the nearby shelf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He picked one up at random and flipped through it. Mostly celebrity gossip and romance novels—not exactly must-read material.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In fact, there was probably no gossip in this world more sensational than the tale of Leon and Rosvisser’s legendary human-dragon romance;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for romance novels…\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon read a few pages, smacking his lips as he mentally compared it to his and Rosvisser’s everyday life, then concluded,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This isn’t even close to sweet!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Nothing could beat the drama between him and his dragon queen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Setting the book back, his gaze shifted to the nightstand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides a few complimentary hotel beverages, there were… some unfamiliar items.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon picked up a small brown bottle and shook it. From the sound, it seemed to be some kind of liquid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He turned the bottle around and found the product description.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Silky Smooth, Never Greasy. Durex Ultra Smooth Edition.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He read it out loud, and noticed a line in the fine print,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Note: edible.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ed… edible?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Oh!*\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a moment’s pause, Leon realized what it was for.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though they’d been married five years, they didn’t stay in hotels often, so he hadn’t realized that this sort of thing was a staple in every hotel room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, Rosvisser finished her shower.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The glass door opened, and a smooth, slender leg slowly stepped out, a small, delicate foot landing on the carpet. Her skin was so soft that the water droplets slid right off her calf, unable to cling to her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her silver hair clung to her cheeks and shoulders, and with her makeup removed, Her Majesty’s face was flawless and breathtakingly beautiful.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her long eyelashes were still damp, fluttering as she blinked, giving her an adorable, almost innocent look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her bathrobe was loosely tied, exposing her swan-like neck, her collarbone, and a tantalizing hint of cleavage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And there, etched in silver-white scales, was her dragon mark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon gave her a casual glance before looking away;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then another glance before looking away again;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>then, yet again, sneaking another glance and quickly averting his eyes;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>and once more—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you want to look, just look. Don’t act like a thief,” Rosvisser repeated his words from half an hour earlier, throwing them back at him verbatim.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon pouted, “Who’s acting like a thief? I’m just… appreciating, okay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser raised a brow, gracefully settling beside him on the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“So you gentlemen call it ‘appreciation’ when you keep sneaking glances?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correction, looking at my own wife isn’t sneaking glances.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Correction—it’s a *fake* wife.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A fake wife is still a wife.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph,” she chuckled softly, covering her mouth. “Whatever you say.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she finished speaking, she noticed the item in his hand and asked, “What’s that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uh… a couple’s heat enhancer?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“A couple’s… heat enhancer?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser took it, glancing over the label herself, quickly realizing its purpose.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ah, yes… quite the warming tool, indeed.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While they did have a variety of “homework” routines, they rarely used such items.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What else is there?” she asked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With newfound interest, they began examining the other “couple’s accessories.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Experience the thrill of breathlessness, like a python coiling tight—Durex Restraint Collar, giving your partner a new thrill.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This one! Durex Dragon Mint—‘Straight to the heavens, unlike anything else!’”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon blinked. “Dragon Mint? What’s that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ever heard of catnip?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Of course. Cats get all snuggly after they sniff it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well, Dragon Mint has a similar effect on dragons in a relaxed state.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon’s mischievous side stirred as he shook the Dragon Mint bottle. “So, how about we try—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Declined,” Rosvisser immediately made an “X” with her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way was she going to let herself turn into some soft little pet around Leon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She was a queen! A proud dragon!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s see the rest,” she said, gesturing toward the other products.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon picked up another one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Durex Ultra Stamina Kit: Endless power, infinite energy—effect comparable to… Dragon Force?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This is perfect!” Rosvisser’s eyes lit up. “Leon, your stamina has been slipping; this suits you perfectly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon shot her a look. “What do you mean, slipping? Every time we finish our ‘homework,’ it’s till dawn! And besides—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“And besides?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I can train Dragon Force myself; no need for this stuff.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He placed the stamina kit back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser chuckled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With “till dawn” on her mind, she glanced at the wall clock, noticing it was nearly midnight.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s go to sleep. It’s been a long day.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they moved, they both noticed the sofa across from the bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was just the right size for an adult to sleep on.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By all accounts, “gentlemanly” General Leon should’ve volunteered to take the sofa;\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And Her Majesty, who wasn’t one to be close to men\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>, should’ve commanded her “captive” to sleep on it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, they both completely ignored the sofa as if it didn’t exist.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What sofa?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>There’s only one bed in this room!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>*Sigh,* once again “forced” to share the bed with their fake wife\u002Fhusband.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They climbed into bed, pulling the covers up, lying back-to-back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A good stretch of empty space separated them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good night.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good night.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ten minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Yes?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“My back’s itchy… can you… take a look?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They didn’t actually need an excuse for “homework”; some couples just enjoy the thrill of finding one.\u003C\u002Fp>",1598,"2026-06-06T15:09:44.610Z",1,"novelbin.me","ae10ef04f5803b29e6c3e7b70dba9f6593bccbad7048ae4772e2877ac15a5df4","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-395","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-393",914,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fshut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-cover.jpg"]