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Chapter 11: The Drop-Dead Gorgeous All-Purpose Maid","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-819",819,"\u003Cp>At dawn, Rebecca slowly awoke.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rubbing the sleep from her eyes, her vision gradually cleared over the tatami floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when she took in the state of her bedroom, she froze in bed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This... is this really my house? Why is it so clean...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As a seasoned homebody, Rebecca had no real hobbies besides assembling firearms, and since she rarely had guests over, her house was always a bit messy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Clothes, shoes, and pants often sat right alongside bullets of various calibers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But to be fair, while it was messy, it was never dirty.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Martin came over for dinner, he’d usually help tidy up a bit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, most of the time, Rebecca’s place looked like a warzone.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But waking up this morning, the entire bedroom looked like it had been renovated.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it weren’t for the ceiling—yes, the familiar ceiling—Rebecca would’ve thought some lunatic had carried her off to someone else’s room in the middle of the night.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She lifted her blanket and got out of bed barefoot, walking out of the bedroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Damn, the living room, the kitchen, even the balcony were all neat and spotless—organized to perfection.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I must be dreaming. I should go back to bed for a bit...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca mumbled to herself in a daze and turned to head back to her room for a second nap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the moment she turned around, someone tapped her on the shoulder from behind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca turned to look.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was Hera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She wore a mask, her long hair neatly tied up behind her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Left hand on her waist, right hand gripping a broom, an apron draped over her body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The reason Rebecca’s house had become pristine overnight was obvious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She stared blankly at the tall beauty in front of her. Above the mask, those gorgeous eyes curved into slits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Good morning, little lady. I did a tiny bit of cleaning in your room. Looks much more put-together now, don’t you think?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca gulped as her throat trembled slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A tiny bit... I’d say it was like a billion bits...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then she inhaled and sighed. \"Ugh...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, \"Why the sigh? Did I not do something right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing that, Rebecca quickly waved her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No no no, I was just sighing randomly. Don’t overthink it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, the house was now so clean, she had no excuse to invite Martin over for dinner anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That big dumb imperial guy was just like their squad captain when he was younger—still totally clueless when it came to women.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Alright, alright.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera untied her hair, removed the apron and mask, revealing—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>a face so stunning it could halt traffic.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a full night’s rest, her complexion was far better than it had been when she’d first awakened yesterday. She now radiated warmth and elegance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She folded the apron and mask neatly and said,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I made breakfast. Come eat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A gorgeous, all-capable maid stepping out of a crystal pod saying she cooked breakfast?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca thought to herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But she was already sitting at the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Breakfast was fried eggs and bacon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca took a bite, savored it for a second, then couldn’t help but give a thumbs up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Delicious!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera smiled with her eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Glad you like it. Thanks for taking me in. Until Leon finds me a proper place, I’ll probably be imposing on you for a while. But don’t worry, I’ll handle all the housework and meals. I won’t freeload.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, that’s not a big deal. You can stay as long as you want, senpai.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca devoured a strip of bacon at lightning speed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching her eat so voraciously, Hera hesitated, then cautiously asked,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Um... what’s your relationship with Leon?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, it’s just... last night, Leon mentioned some things about your Lionheart Order. Not very specific, just that you and a group of people have been following him,\" Hera said. \"But I wasn’t sure how close you two are. Could you tell me?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca set down her fork, thought for a moment, then said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"How close I am with the captain... let’s see... oh! I got it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What is it? What is it?\" Curious big sis Hera leaned in with wide, eager eyes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We’re the kind of war buddies who could stab each other right in the ribs on the battlefield without hesitation!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera blinked, then corrected her with a serious face,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You meant to say 'take a knife to the ribs for each other', right?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Same difference~\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It’s very different, okay!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Hera didn’t press it. She continued asking:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So you know him pretty well, huh?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca nodded. \"I’d say so. Why?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Thing is, I want to learn a bit more about Leon from you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing that, Rebecca paused.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She looked down at the breakfast on her plate... and suddenly, it all clicked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She owed her... and she just ate her food...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This beautiful big sis wanted to extract intel about the captain from her!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What? You want to ask about the captain?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Mmm...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Senpai, don’t you know Leon and I are friends bound by life and death, united in suffering and loyalty?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca stared sternly at Hera.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera flinched slightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, sorry. If you don’t want to talk—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you want info, you gotta pay up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Huh? P-pay up?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera clearly didn’t follow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca nodded vigorously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That’s right! Pay up! For lunch I want boiled shrimp! If you can make that, I don’t mind spilling every single embarrassing thing the captain did between ages fifteen and twenty-five!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hera’s pupils trembled. In her heart, she thought: Kids these days...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...I can buy you off with a plate of boiled shrimp?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But she still nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Deal. As long as you’ll tell me more about Leon, forget shrimp—I’ll make you boiled crocodile if you want.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That made Rebecca go still.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Boiled crocodile...?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Why did that feel like something just as abstract as the stuff her captain usually said and did...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So maybe this gorgeous big sis was just {N•o•v•e•l•i•g•h•t} as unhinged as the captain?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way... no way, right...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Still, since she’d agreed, Rebecca would go through with it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all... spreading the captain’s embarrassing stories was her favorite thing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Let me tell you, senpai—when the captain was in school—\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wait, wait!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before she could go on, Hera dashed to the storage room, and after a moment came jogging back to the table.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She returned with a pen and a little notebook.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She placed her feet on the crossbar of the chair, knees together, notebook in one hand and pen in the other, sitting with perfect posture like a straight-A student ready to take notes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Okay. Continue.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Roger that!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Turns out it wasn’t abstract nonsense Rebecca couldn’t stand—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She just couldn’t stand the captain playing abstract with her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If it was a beautiful older woman being abstract with her? Oh, she was all for it!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And so, for the next two hours, Rebecca spoke with zero filter, recounting every scandal and shameful story from General Leon’s past.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The coverage was nearly on par with the dirt she once spilled to Rosvisser.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around 9 a.m., a knock on the door interrupted the two.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca stood and went to answer.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Yo, Captain. Mornin’.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She greeted sweetly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon raised an eyebrow. \"Why are you so well-behaved today?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rebecca (laughing nervously): \"Hehe. Oh right, you’re here to see the pretty big sis, right? I’ll go get her.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...Yeah.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After she left, Leon mulled over her words, feeling more and more unsettled the longer he thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You call her big sis... and I have to call her Mom...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Hmm~ Why does it feel like I suddenly dropped a whole generation...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1272,"2026-06-06T15:10:09.401Z",1,"novelbin.me","2c6cbf743b66b8f8989a0d191a21a02d9db7eb7a63a840567cea9eed2ab96660","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-820","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-818",914,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fshut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-cover.jpg"]