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Chapter 16: Is the Bet the Newest Bunny Girl Outfit?","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-899",899,"\u003Cp>The students of both races had already entered Biyun Valley.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claudia stood at the entrance, arms folded across her chest, gazing deep into the valley.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Samantha walked up beside her and said softly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Vice Principal, the Silver Dragon Prince and the others have set off as well.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claudia gave a small nod, then asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is everything ready? This is what we arranged especially for these children in this assessment.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing this, Samantha smiled faintly. She too seemed to look forward to the little “surprise” Claudia referred to.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Everything’s ready, Vice Principal. They can act at any time.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The corner of Claudia’s mouth lifted slightly. Watching the valley, she murmured to herself:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do your best, children.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon and Rosvisser entered the fog zone at the entrance together with their examinees.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By coincidence they walked side by side for over half an hour. Aside from the two children wanting to stick together a little longer, Jain and Claire were like happy rivals, squabbling the whole way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The husband and wife walked behind them, silently watching.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser said softly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They’re like us.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I said those two Blazing Sun kids... they’re like us.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a pause she added:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Like we used to be.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back in the days when they first fell in love by fighting each other, Leon and Rosvisser had spent every day bickering, constantly plotting tricks against one another.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon strolled leisurely with both hands in his pockets. After a moment’s silence, he chuckled softly and said:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Claire’s little head is gentler than yours ever was. At least she doesn’t complain about me every second. Back then I took no end of—ow ow ow ow! It hurts, it hurts!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The queen’s forehead arched with a smile, her eyes narrowing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Smiling with a blade hidden, Rosvisser reached out unseen and pinched Leon’s side, her gentle smile never wavering as she hissed through clenched teeth:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Husband, no need to reminisce about the pain of the past. I can make you relive it right now.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Their flirting drew the attention of Jain and Claire ahead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two little ones turned back to look. Rosvisser quickly released him, pretending nothing had happened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Uncle Leon, I just heard someone screaming. Was that you?” Jain asked innocently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon grimaced and waved his hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No, no, you misheard, Jain. Actually, it was... it was...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm? A wild cat passing by.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claire blinked curiously.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Do wild cats really make screams like that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser stepped up to help explain:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“They do. Awful sounding ones too. Isn’t that right, Leon?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“...Yes, very awful.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Alright then, let’s keep moving. Looks like there’s a task site ⊛ Nоvеlιght ⊛ (Read the full story) ahead.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Right, let’s go.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The four continued forward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, in the distance they found a task point. It was a solo task.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jain spotted the task card first, but after a moment’s thought, he handed it to Claire.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You take this one.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claire froze. She didn’t accept it right away but asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why are you letting me do it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m one of the ‘Super Handsome Tough Guys,’ aren’t I? This kiddie task is too easy for me. I’ll let you have it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The way the boy boasted was pure “Little Leon.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That shamelessly cocky line made Rosvisser laugh outright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She poked Leon’s cheek and leaned over to whisper:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“See? He really is like you used to be—hard-mouthed as steel. He clearly wants Claire to go first, but says the task is too easy, so he won’t bother. Exactly like you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon curled his lip, about to think of a rebuttal, but ahead the two children kept going.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Pfft, what ‘Super Handsome Tough Guy.’ Uncle Leon’s handsome and tough. You’re just his tag-along.” Claire’s comeback was no weaker than Rosvisser’s.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jain flung out his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then forget it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Who said I don’t want it? Give it here! Give me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Fine, take it. Tch.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claire snatched the task card and started following its instructions.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon seized the chance to counterattack:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hey, wife, look at the way that little girl pouts and wheedles. Who does that remind you of? Looks exactly like you, doesn’t it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser glared at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Let’s hope little Jain doesn’t grow up to be as shameless as you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hehehehe~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>While they bantered, Claire completed the task and earned a five-point card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Proudly, she flashed the card.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Better not end up behind me by just five points in the end, all because you didn’t want to do such a simple task~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jain crossed his arms, snorted.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Not a chance.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Then watch closely~”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The children bickered and pouted, competing fiercely—just like a certain married couple.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That lit up Rosvisser’s own competitive spark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching Jain and Claire fight it out, she couldn’t resist saying:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Leon, why don’t we compete too?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Compete how? Whoever’s examinee scores higher?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The queen nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mm-hm.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Childish. I won’t.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re scared.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Hmph—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After so many years of marriage, that trick didn’t work anymore. Leon sighed inwardly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser stopped in her tracks, blinking her fine eyes. She was a little unsettled by Leon not falling for her bait, but quickly composed herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hmph, so the old trick doesn’t work? This queen has plenty of other ways to deal with you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well, fine, if you won’t compete, forget it. I was going to use the newest bunny girl outfit as the wager...”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Compete! A man lives for one word—compete!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon instantly leaned in close, whispering:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Is it that new bunny girl set I showed you last week?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser nodded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Compete compete compete!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>More effective than goading was bunny-baiting. Not foolproof, but whenever she pulled it out, taming this straight-laced fool was effortless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Leon wasn’t completely lost to lust. Regaining a shred of calm, he asked:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If I win, you wear the new bunny girl outfit. But if I lose?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you lose... let me think... mm—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser walked a few steps, then turned, clapped her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ve got it!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What is it?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you lose, Leon—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She rose on tiptoe, pinched his reddening ear, and whispered something in his ear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next instant Leon sprang back like an arrow off a bowstring. His cheeks and ears were even redder than before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Rosvisser could even see faint steam rising from his head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The queen swelled her chest proudly and smiled:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Well? Do you agree?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon steadied the raging storm inside him and double-checked with her:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re sure you want that as the wager?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Absolutely.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No regrets?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No regrets.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Good! Rosvisser Melkvey!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leon clasped one hand on his waist, thrust the other forward in a dramatic gesture.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I accept your challenge! Prepare to lose!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, the two little ones walking ahead...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claire:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why did Uncle Leon suddenly fire up like that?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jain:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“No idea. But—that always-ready fighting spirit, that’s what makes us the Super Handsome Tough Guys!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Claire (exasperated):\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Why are you fired up too?!”\u003C\u002Fp>",1140,"2026-06-06T15:10:09.886Z",1,"novelbin.me","623069278c95506d109e784507daa9ffc0d00627d4ff28e540d3a6ce4a8ca4aa","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-900","shut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-chapter-898",914,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fshut-up-malevolent-dragon-i-don-t-want-to-have-a-cover.jpg"]