Chapter 147

Lu Jianye's eyes were shining.

It's New Year's; shouldn't I treat myself to some entertainment?

Bai Lu Si didn't understand, but she was happy to have so many new clothes.

Eat first.

Once full, go change into the new clothes.

Lu Jianye was overjoyed; he really hoped it would be New Year's every day.

New Year's Eve passed just like that.

The first day of the New Year.

Lu Jianye got up early, but Bai Lu Si couldn't.

It seems if his wife wants to strengthen her physique through exercise, she should replenish her nutrition first.

Lu Jianye made more delicious food, nourishing and beautifying.

Outside was also lively.

Sha Zhu specially saved a chicken leg for Bang Geng.

After Bang Geng finished eating, Sha Zhu whispered to him.

"Bang Geng, it's New Year's; you have to pay New Year's calls to your relatives, especially your little aunt, Qin Jingru."

"It's just that your little uncle can't have children, so when you pay your New Year's call, you have to do it like this..."

The idea Sha Zhu had thought of yesterday came in handy today.

092. The Saint of Thieves makes a fortune! Xu Damao goes crazy!

On the first day of the New Year, before every household had gotten up, someone rushed into the rooms.

That person was none other than Bang Geng, bringing his two younger sisters.

As soon as they entered the door, they knelt in front of people to pay their New Year's calls.

One fen is too little, one mao is not too much, one yuan is just right.

If you don't give money, your family will be a dead-end.

Every household was paid a call like this.

From the front courtyard to the back courtyard, in no time, Bang Geng already had several yuan in his pocket.

Liu Hai Zhong got up early; he had to sweep the toilet.

As soon as he went out, three little brats knelt in front of him to pay their New Year's call.

This brat Bang Geng still had some brains.

He changed the lines on the spot.

If Liu Hai Zhong didn't give money, then his family's remaining two sons would also have to become live-in sons-in-law.

This touched Liu Hai Zhong's bottom line.

"You little bastard, how are you talking!"

"I've been ruined to this state by your family, and you're still cursing me!"

"Don't you leave, come, come, come, see if I don't whip your butt!"

Liu Hai Zhong immediately pulled out his belt.

Usually, he used this thing to beat his two younger sons.

The eldest son had already run away, and Liu Hai Zhong seemed to be a bit afraid; he didn't beat his younger sons anymore.

Now he felt that using this thing to beat Bang Geng was most appropriate.

"Liu Hai Zhong, a family of live-in sons-in-law, a dead-end!"

"Bullshit Second Old Master, parents are not kind, children are not filial!"

"Old man, no one to care for you in your old age, you'll die without even underwear to wear!"

Bang Geng ran away, scolding people as he ran.

Liu Hai Zhong was furious; he was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but now he had actually wet his pants.

"Ah!"

"What kind of thing is this!"

Liu Hai Zhong had completely lost face to see people.

At his age, he had actually wet his pants.

After Bang Geng ran away, he went to Xu Damao's house.

The eunuch and the little white-eyed wolf had already thought it through; he would go to Lu Jianye's house last.

Practice on these previous households first and gain some experience.

Bang Geng pushed the door and entered Xu Damao's house; before he could say his New Year's call lines, he set off five small firecrackers first.

The "crackling" sound of firecrackers rang out.

Xu Damao and Qin Jingru, the couple, were sleeping soundly and thought something had happened, so they all hid under the covers.

Bang Geng was bold and took the opportunity to open the cupboard and take the food inside back home.

Xiao Dang and Xiao Huaihua were still in place, keeping watch for Bang Geng.

By the time Bang Geng came back, he already had an empty basin in his hand.

"Little Aunt, Little Uncle, Happy New Year."

"New Year arrives, wearing flowery clothes."

"Five yuan, just right to give birth to a big fat boy."

"Ten yuan, giving birth to three big fat boys is not too many."

"If you don't give money, you'll be an infertile man for life, and you'll raise someone else's son who won't be close to you."

Bang Geng brought his sisters and knelt in unison in front of Xu Damao and Qin Jingru.

All those New Year's call lines were about Xu Damao giving money so he could have a son.

If he didn't give it, he could only be a dead-end for life.

Qin Jingru was furious: "Get out!"

"Hurry up and get out!"

"Where did these beggars come from? Shameless!"

She already knew that Xu Damao was an infertile man.

But she was still thinking about finding a good doctor to treat Xu Damao's illness properly.

Maybe one day he would get better, and she could also have a son.

Today was the first day of the New Year, and Bang Geng came early in the morning to bring bad luck; Qin Jingru was about to explode with anger.

Xu Damao came to his senses and jumped off the kang in one go.

"Bang Geng, you little bastard, you're the one who came to my house to set off firecrackers!"

"And you dare to curse me as a dead-end, and you want ten yuan? See how I beat you!"

Xu Damao didn't care about being a little uncle; he was in a bad mood and wanted to beat Bang Geng.

Bang Geng wasn't afraid.

Just as Xu Damao took a step, he threw a mousetrap over.

As luck would have it, Xu Damao was caught on his toe, and the pain made cold sweat pour down.

Bang Geng laughed loudly: "Hahahaha..."

"Little Uncle, look, you're unlucky now, hurry up and give the money, or others will be even more unlucky!"

Qin Jingru didn't see what had happened.

She believed it was true.

In the rural hometown, there were many taboos during the New Year.

Now that Xu Damao was like this, maybe he really was unlucky.

"Damao, just hurry up and send these three beggars away." Qin Jingru was very annoyed.

Xu Damao threw five yuan over, really like sending away beggars.

Bang Geng picked up the money and ran away.

Once out the door, he went to Lu Jianye's house to pay a New Year's call. ===== CHAPTER 148 =====