Chapter 1

I'll let you have your fill of glory!

Yi Zhonghai, so hypocritical?

I will definitely expose your true colors!

And as for the couple Jia Jia Jia Dongxu and Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu, your family must treat the entire courtyard to a banquet!

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye struggled to his feet and shut the door.

It's the dead of winter; it's freezing outside.

In the Third Third Third Third Time it took to turn around,

he suddenly found himself standing at the entrance of an international department store.

"Good heavens!"

"My Stasis World of the international department store has come along too!"

"Heaven truly never shortchanges a transmigrator!"

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye let out a cheer!

In his previous life, he was a rich second generation heir.

He didn't need to inherit the family business; every day he just flew around having fun.

By chance, he obtained this Stasis World, which was built almost one-to-one with a large international department store.

Every Third Third Third Third Time he went out to play, this department store played no small role.

Whenever Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye found good items, he would stash them away in there.

As the items piled up, he simply hadn't had the Third Third Third Third Time to look at them again.

He himself was a genius who had followed famous masters and learned all sorts of skills.

A cook?

In his previous life, he had directly passed all chef rank examinations.

Later, he switched to being an actor, writing scripts, and directing films!

When he grew tired of that, he went to fly planes and drive tanks.

He even rode a rocket to go on a business trip to the moon.

"All gifts from heaven come with a price tag attached in the dark."

"My fate was too good in my previous life, so Heaven sent me to transmigrate."

"Fortunately, I still have this Stasis World; the supplies here are incredibly abundant!"

"Even though resources are scarce in this era and I am penniless, I can now rest easy."

"First, I'll head to the food court to get a good meal and replenish myself."

"Then I'll enjoy myself properly."

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye sprang into action.

By the Third Third Third Third Time he emerged, it was nearly dusk outside.

"First, I need to buy some things; having a home as bare as a temple won't do."

"Wang Wang Wang Dahua cleaned out the entire house; I really have no use for that scrap metal."

"However, I certainly won't let this account go unsettled!"

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye had now changed into new clothes suitable for this era.

Of course, they were all taken from the stores within this era's section of the mall.

He currently lived in the rear courtyard, making him neighbors with Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.

Going from the rear courtyard to the main gate of the Sihe Academy required passing through the middle courtyard.

Elder Yi, Yi Zhonghai, lived here.

Seeing Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye emerge looking refreshed and spirited, the old beast was startled.

He couldn't help but ask, "Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, Elder Yi isn't trying to lecture you."

"For a real man, divorce is nothing, but you must not go drinking again."

"If you get drunk like last Third Third Third Third Time and something happens, there won't be anyone at home to take care of you."

Big shots, please give flowers, tickets, and everything~.

002. Sha Zhu Acts Foolishly: The Childless Outcast! (Second Update)

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye glanced at Yi Zhonghai.

Old beast, do you think I'm the original host, so thoroughly screwed that I still see you as a good person?

You damn well wish for me to drink myself to death so you can seize my house.

In this era, which woman could get anything from a divorce?

And how many women could divorce with their heads held high?

Why was Wang Wang Wang Dahua able to clean out the original host's entire fortune?

And how did she gain the support of so many people?

Wasn't it all because you, this hypocritical old thing, played your tricks?!

Spreading rumors that the original host was infertile?

Even claiming the original host was born impotent?

I'd say you're the one who's born impotent; you're the infertile one!

As the Elder Yi of the Sihe Academy, whenever anything happened in the courtyard, he would convene a general assembly of the entire courtyard.

Those on good terms with him, he favored.

Those not on good terms with him, he bullied.

Take Sha Zhu and Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's family, for example.

Sha Zhu was Yi Zhonghai's designated successor for his old age; Yi Zhonghai raised him like a son!

That fool even became the "Warrior God of Courtyard Four"!

The tyrant of the Rolling Steel Factory canteen!

Then there is Jia Jia Jia Dongxu.

He was merely a Grade-One worker, earning a monthly wage of only twenty-five yuan and fifty fen.

Yet his family lived as if they earned over fifty yuan a month.

Why?

Was it not because that old scoundrel Yi Zhonghai rallied the entire courtyard to help the Jia family?!

Claiming the Jias had many mouths to feed and were in dire straits.

Nonsense!

In this era, resources were scarce.

Which family did not have many members?

Which family was not struggling?

Every household had only that small ration; once eaten, it was gone.

Helping the Jia family meant squeezing grain out of one's own teeth!

What was even more detestable was that while Yi Zhonghai always urged everyone to help the Jias, he himself never lifted a finger.

Yet he reaped all the good reputation!

It was sheer deception, getting something for nothing.

Even back when watching the drama, Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye had found him particularly annoying!

"First Uncle, you are absolutely right."

"Divorce indeed means little to a man."

"Especially leaving behind an ungrateful, conscience-less beast."

"Men, cry if you must; it is no sin!"

"Besides, one can remarry after divorce; that is far better than remaining childless for life."

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye showed no mercy.

A scheming woman like Wang Wang Wang Dahua might have fooled the original owner, but he truly looked down on her!

Divorcing today brings joy; let her regret it bitterly in the days to come!

And then there is that old beast, that childless loner, Yi Zhonghai.