[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex":3,"chapter-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex-siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-29":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Siheyuan: Divorced and Done with Your Old-Age Schemes",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2002566,2946,"Chapter 29","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-29",29,"\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, you son of a turtle, you actually dared to frame your grandfather!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I don't beat you for three days, you'll climb on the roof and tear off the tiles!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'll make you report me, I'll make you report me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu grabbed Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao in one move and unleashed a flurry of punches and kicks on him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had received five yuan and bought a roasted duck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had just arrived at the courtyard compound, completely unprepared, and thus got beaten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu, you actually dare to hit me; I'm going to call the police!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You stole things yourself, and yet you blame others?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Even if I didn't report it, someone else would have!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Unconvinced, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao fought back against Sha Zhu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he was simply no match for Sha Zhu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After a few small punches landed, he was knocked to the ground by Sha Zhu.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu was truly furious; every single blow landed on a critical spot!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One must know.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Today was Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu's first day at work, and she had luckily caught the canteen serving braised fish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu wanted to put on a good show in front of his goddess.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the result?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was actually sabotaged by that beast Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu was half dead with rage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His strikes became even more ruthless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao clutched his stomach, sweating profusely from the pain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At first he could still shout a few words, but now he only felt he was about to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, when beaten by Sha Zhu, he had never hurt this much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When the Deaf Old Lady arrived, she saw Sha Zhu beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having lived for several decades, the old woman heard what Sha Zhu said and immediately understood everything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She did not stop it; instead, she felt Sha Zhu was beating him well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A bad seed like Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao deserved to be beaten!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Very soon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Others in the courtyard compound also came over to watch the spectacle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had poor relations in the courtyard; not a single person spoke up for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But as they watched, everyone felt something was wrong.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's face was deathly pale; he looked as if he were dead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Stop quickly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Are you trying to beat Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to death!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, wake up!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Someone come quickly, take Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to the hospital!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Zhonghai panicked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big shots, please give flowers, tickets, and everything~.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>021, Landing in Big Trouble\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Zhonghai also knew about the matter of Sha Zhu secretly taking a food box today and being reported by Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Therefore, when Sha Zhu was viciously beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, Yi Zhonghai pretended not to hear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that Sha Zhu had beaten him enough, Yi Zhonghai then came out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's condition on the ground, he panicked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu, I told you to stop!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing that Sha Zhu was fighting with red eyes, Yi Zhonghai rushed over immediately and pulled Sha Zhu aside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu was still unconvinced: \"First Uncle, don't stop me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That dog thing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao simply deserves a beating!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Don't think something is wrong with him just because he isn't moving.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Actually, he is just pretending to be dead!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was all experience gained from beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao over so many years.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That son of a turtle, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, had often pretended to be dead in the past to avoid getting beaten.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Yi Zhonghai clearly felt it was not the case this Third Third Third Third Time.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao pretended to be dead before, he had never been this frightening.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just at this moment, Lou Xiao'e ran over from the back courtyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, she was immediately stunned with fear.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Damao!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's wrong with you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wake up quickly!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lou Xiao'e rushed over and immediately threw herself beside Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter what, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was her husband now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Crying, Lou Xiao'e looked at Sha Zhu: \"Sha Zhu! If you've injured my Xu Xu Xu Damao,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"and anything serious happens to him, I won't let you off!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao lying motionless on the ground, Sha Zhu suddenly felt a bit afraid.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lou Xiao'e, don't say things like that; I didn't use any real force at all. Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao is just pretending to be dead.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you don't believe me, just wait!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu turned and went home, immediately returning with a basin of cold water.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He splashed it all over Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's head in one go.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the middle of winter; suddenly doused with cold water, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao immediately woke up.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Damao, you're awake,\" Lou Xiao'e said, finally breathing a sigh of relief upon seeing Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao regain consciousness.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu threw down the basin, gnashing his teeth in anger: \"You scoundrel Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, you really were pretending to be dead!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"First Elder, Lou Xiao'e, you've all seen enough now; Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was just faking it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You bastard...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu wanted to strike Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao again, but Yi Zhonghai held him back tightly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao said, \"Ezi, my stomach hurts; hurry and take me to the hospital.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His voice was very weak, truly sounding as if he were about to die.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lou Xiao'e could no longer worry about anything else; she quickly called on everyone to help carry Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao to the hospital.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Zhonghai also felt something was amiss; Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's current state seemed somewhat dazed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter what, the courtyard could not suffer another incident.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Jia Jia Dongxu had just been buried, and the street office had already summoned him for a talk; if he caused more trouble, even his position as First Elder would not be safe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He immediately called for the three sons of the Second Elder's family to carry Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao on their backs and head out the gate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Watching the crowd support Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao as they left, Sha Zhu began to make wild threats in the courtyard:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao! Let's see how long you can keep up this act?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Once the hospital checks confirm nothing is wrong, when you return, I'll beat you again.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment, Sha Zhu only wanted to vent his anger, completely unaware of the seriousness of the situation.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu beating Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao,\u003C\u002Fp>",1170,"2026-06-15T15:25:36.529Z","2026-06-15T15:59:10.777Z",1,"Qwen3.5 397B","9e300baafed70ee3da0972b0d599a7ddf71d791837d031e9f27e22e197566673","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-30","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-28",75,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsiheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-cover.gif"]