[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex":3,"chapter-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex-siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-36":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Siheyuan: Divorced and Done with Your Old-Age Schemes",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2002573,2946,"Chapter 36","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-36",36,"\u003Cp>Better check out the bicycle first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>One hundred sixty-eight yuan plus a bicycle ticket secured a brand-new Twenty-Eight Heavy-Duty bicycle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Registration, stamping the steel seal—one-stop service completed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Riding the bicycle, touring all across Beijing!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That person bought a new bicycle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This young man is truly handsome.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If only I had a bicycle like that, how wonderful it would be.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Is he married? If you marry him, won't you have a bicycle then?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye rode his bicycle down the main road, turning heads at an incredible rate!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In high spirits, Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye bought plenty of greens to go home and enjoy hotpot with mutton.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just as he arrived at the courtyard gate, he immediately attracted a crowd of beasts gathering around!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye bought a bicycle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"A brand-new bicycle!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I've seen this bicycle before; you can only buy it at the Chaoyang Supply and Marketing Cooperative!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Come look! This bicycle is truly beautiful!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Several young men and children came over to gawk.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Everyone shouted in astonishment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was the first bicycle in the entire courtyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They too wanted to buy bicycles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But either they lacked the money, or they lacked the tickets.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing such noises, Third Master rushed out immediately.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At one glance, his eyes instantly bulged wide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hey!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It really is a brand-new bicycle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That kid Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye is too willing to spend money!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He just received two thousand yuan in compensation yesterday, and today he buys a bicycle and plenty of groceries!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Is he preparing to celebrate?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Third Master's eyes were practically glowing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had dreamed day and night of owning a brand-new bicycle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he didn't have a ticket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even though he was an elementary school teacher, bicycle tickets weren't something ordinary people could obtain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye was different; by cooking for the leaders, he suddenly obtained two bicycle tickets!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly, comparing people only makes one angry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, Third Master not only lacked a bicycle ticket, he also lacked the money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye have mutton on hand?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yan Yan Yan Yan Bugui swallowed several times, his mouth watering.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It had been a long Third Third Third Third Time since he last ate mutton.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had probably forgotten what mutton even tasted like.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First Master and Second Master also came out to watch the spectacle, each wearing an extremely ugly expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What kind of character does Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye have? Is this showing off his wealth?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This person is too unethical; it's excessive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Liu Liu Liu Hai Zhong muttered to himself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He also wanted a bicycle and wanted to eat meat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But he couldn't.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although his monthly salary was several times that of Third Master, he couldn't bear to spend it; he had to save.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His eldest son, Liu Guangtian, would soon be getting married, which would be a significant expense.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yi Zhonghai also wanted to buy a bicycle, but he needed to save money for his old age.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides, he didn't have much money left now; just yesterday he had lent Sha Zhu a large sum.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That brat probably wouldn't be able to repay it in this lifetime.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, that bastard, was simply too ostentatious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I never noticed before; this guy rivals Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye had already pushed his bicycle back to his doorstep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The room he lived in consisted of three rooms, allowing the bicycle to be pushed directly inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This would prevent certain pickpockets from pulling out valve cores or stealing wheel rims.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had to properly \"show off\"!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ride the bicycle back into the courtyard and annoy the monkeys to death!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye merely parked his bicycle at his doorstep and locked it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he went inside to cook.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deaf Old Lady heard the noise and came out as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Upon seeing that brand-new bicycle, the old hag froze on the spot, unable to move.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That bastard Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He truly is no good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He actually took my money and bought a bicycle!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deaf Old Lady nearly spat blood again from rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was her money, the money she had saved for Sha Zhu to take a wife.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu returned as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having been in a bad mood after work, he had first wandered around outside before coming back.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As soon as he returned and saw the bicycle at Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's door, he grew even more furious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That dog Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye did it on purpose.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu muttered curses several times before going home to lie on the kang.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He had no appetite for dinner and just lay there.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A moment later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e also returned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Both were utterly astonished upon seeing Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's new bicycle.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, did you buy this bicycle?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"You kid really know how to enjoy life.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What are you eating? It smells so fragrant.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ignoring Lou Xiao'e, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao limped straight into Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, is this hot pot?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh my, you kid really know how to eat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I've been wanting to eat hot pot for ages, but never had the Third Third Third Third Time.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, acting as if he were an old friend, was about to sit down and eat with Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye.\u003C\u002Fp>\u003Cp>After the incident of tricking Sha Zhu, he thought they were already in the same boat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This brat is honest and easy to talk to.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now that he's a Grade Seven Chef, I'll be able to eat delicious food too in the future.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye directly pulled the stool away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, you have four thousand five hundred yuan on hand; surely you're not so poor you can't afford hot pot?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'm not as rich as you.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"This food I have is only enough for myself.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye showed no mercy whatsoever.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Are you kidding me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao is the worst of the worst!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the past, the original host suffered no small amount of bullying from him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>We trick Sha Zhu once, and suddenly we're comrades-in-arms?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Keep dreaming!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In dreams, you can have anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye really showed no mercy at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This brat must have been heavily traumatized by the divorce; he's completely changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, is it really necessary for you to be so stingy!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"We're all neighbors in the same courtyard.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao kept babbling on, refusing to leave.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He indeed wasn't short of money and usually ate well, unlike other families who had to pinch every penny.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's cooking skills were truly top-notch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had a craving; he just wanted to eat a little.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, annoyed, lifted his foot to kick him: \"Get lost!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, frightened, immediately ran out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, you little bastard, you've got guts!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao bore a grudge against Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He decided that from now on, even if something good came up, he would never think of him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu came to the back courtyard to escort the Deaf Old Lady and saw Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao; fire blazed in his eyes!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao also saw Sha Zhu and the Deaf Old Lady.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He spoke with extreme defiance: \"Sha Zhu, don't get too cocky, you little bastard; you'll end up childless too!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu clenched his fists in anger!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just now, both the First Uncle and the Deaf Old Lady had lectured him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They told him not to act impulsively but to use his brain.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu felt that if he wanted to beat up Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, he would need to be ruthless and use underhanded tricks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He held back at that moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao returned home, smelling the aroma from Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's house, and lost his appetite for his own meal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Limping along, he went out to buy cooked food.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He couldn't cook well himself, but he had money.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Cooked food bought outside had to taste better than whatever Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye made!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At this moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu arrived at Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's doorstep, ready to scold him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, eating mutton hot pot, glanced at him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu, with all your supposed prowess, did you just stand by and let Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao cheat you out of so much money?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Four thousand five hundred yuan, tsk tsk tsk... that's enough to raise ten sons, isn't it?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Deaf Old Lady favored Wang Wang Wang Dahua so much that she caused my divorce, just to give Wang Wang Wang Dahua to you as a wife.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But I heard from Wang Wang Wang Dahua herself that she and Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao went to the small woods together quite often.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Big shots, please give flowers, votes, and everything~.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>026. Sha Zhu Strikes with a Blunt Stick! Does Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao Overtake?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's words, Sha Zhu was completely stunned on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although the Deaf Old Lady acted for his own good, in reality, Sha Zhu was merciless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After all, Wang Wang Wang Dahua was too fat and too ugly; Sha Zhu couldn't stand her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But precisely because Wang Wang Wang Dahua was beneath his standards, Sha Zhu developed a misconception.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That misconception was that Wang Wang Wang Dahua was now his backup plan, his woman.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But now, hearing Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye say that Wang Wang Wang Dahua and Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had gone to the small woods, and many times at that!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This was something Sha Zhu could not accept.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He vaguely felt a patch of green light hovering over his head!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, you brat, stop spouting nonsense!\" Sha Zhu, losing face, tried to salvage a shred of dignity.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye sneered. \"Nonsense?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu, you just don't want to believe it, do you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Wang Wang Wang Dahua, that ingrate, spent my money to secure a job.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"She divorced me and drained my family's savings dry.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If I say a few bad words about her, it's hardly excessive.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"But these are Wang Wang Wang Dahua's own words; otherwise, a civilized person like me would never have imagined such a thing.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wang Wang Wang Dahua had indeed said these things.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back then, to deliberately provoke Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye and force the original host to agree to a divorce,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>that fat woman had employed no shortage of extreme tactics.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu could listen no more; clenching his fists, he stormed off in a rage.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deaf Old Lady wanted to find a wife for Sha Zhu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And by snatching another man's wife at that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only she could come up with such an idea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She herself held Sha Zhu in low regard, yet constantly claimed he was her darling grandson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pah!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What grandmother fails to introduce a young lady of good family background to her grandson?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Deaf Old Lady was utterly hypocritical!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For the next few days, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao ate delicacies and drank fine spirits, living a life of pure bliss.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lou Xiao'e was worried, unsure whether or not to divorce.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The truth about Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's infertility had now come to light.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Since it was not her fault, she felt relieved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet Lou Xiao'e did not wish to spend her life with an infertile man; she wanted children of her own.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>However, divorce would badly tarnish a woman's reputation, and she feared being scorned should she ever remarry.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Days passed one by one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye felt fulfilled every day.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He worked during the day and returned at night to tinker with renovations.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Having money in one's pocket is the ultimate confidence.\u003C\u002Fp>",2106,"2026-06-15T15:25:36.529Z","2026-06-15T15:59:10.777Z",1,"Qwen3.5 397B","3f467b0b1faa9d78eb796ba86ec77527b966c797914bd8b83e31e2dd4e9257a9","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-37","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-35",75,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsiheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-cover.gif"]