Chapter 39

The onlookers were having a field day.

Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother seized the opportunity to scream for compensation: "You heaven-killed fool, Sha Zhu!"

"Lying like this at our doorstep, how will our family ever show our faces again!"

"Oh heavens, why won't you open your eyes?"

"My poor son, now that you're gone, we orphan and widow are bullied every single day."

"What are we to do now? What a sin!"

Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother plopped down on the ground and began wailing as if at a funeral!

Sha Zhu came to his senses, his head instantly buzzing.

The last Third Third Third Third Time compensation was paid, it was Yi Zhonghai and the Deaf Old Lady who footed the bill together.

Pay compensation again this Third Third Third Third Time?

Where was he supposed to get the money?

He looked at Yi Zhonghai with a pitiful expression.

Yi Zhonghai naturally understood Sha Zhu's meaning; he abruptly turned his head away, refusing to look at him.

Sha Zhu suddenly spotted the stinking sock in Yi Zhonghai's hand—the very thing used to gag him!

Looking closely, it was indeed Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's property!

Good heavens.

Sha Zhu suddenly remembered!

He shouted loudly: "Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao! You bastard, playing dirty tricks on me!"

"If you have guts, come over here! See if I don't kill you!"

"You still want compensation? The one who owes compensation is you!"

"That stinking sock is yours; you hit me!"

"Striking from behind with a blunt weapon, you're truly ruthless."

Sha Zhu wished he could slice Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao into ten thousand pieces.

From childhood to adulthood, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had only ever been the one getting beaten.

When did it ever become his turn to fight back?

That was impossible.

But now, all of this had actually come true!

Sha Zhu could not swallow this indignity!

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao looked closely and finally understood!

It turned out that last night, consumed by joy, he had actually used his own stinking sock to gag Sha Zhu.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was filled with regret!

It was truly a mistake.

It seemed that calling the police was out of the question this Third Third Third Third Time, otherwise he would end up in jail too!

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye quietly watched the dog-eat-dog battle unfold.

He took out a White Rabbit creamy candy to eat.

So sweet.

Mmm.

Truly sweet.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai also realized that it was Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao who had harmed Sha Zhu.

He flew into a rage on the spot: "Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, so it was you who did this!"

"You even try to turn the tables and want to call the police?"

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao did not back down either; he threatened Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, you say it, or shall I?"

"Even if the police are called, I am not afraid!"

Yi Zhonghai's heart skipped a beat; could there really be some damning evidence?

The crowd joined in, egging them on.

"Sha Zhu, don't be afraid; we are in the right, so what is there to fear?"

"Sha Zhu, would you let Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao threaten you? Act like a man!"

"Sha Zhu and Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao are tit for tat; they are both six of one, half a dozen of the other."

Sha Zhu was most susceptible to such provocation.

He immediately recounted the entire sequence of events.

"Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao swindled me out of so much money; I just wanted to teach him a lesson."

"But he played dead and actually caused me to end up in this state."

"Even if this goes to the police, I am in the right!"

Sha Zhu also learned from Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao how to distort the facts.

Hearing both versions, everyone roughly understood the situation.

Sha Zhu had wanted to trap Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao, but Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was saved by someone.

Not only that, but Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao had even turned the tables.

He returned to strike Sha Zhu from behind with a blunt weapon and even delivered Sha Zhu to Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu's doorstep.

But Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao disagreed; he insisted firmly, "I did not strike him with a club."

"When I returned yesterday, Sha Zhu was already lying on the ground."

……

Yet matters had reached this point, and no one believed Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao's words.

In the end, Yi Zhonghai acted as the peacemaker.

Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao compensated Sha Zhu fifty yuan.

Sha Zhu compensated Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao ten yuan.

At the same Third Third Third Third Time, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao also had to give Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother five yuan.

Immediately, Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother objected, "First Uncle, are you trying to fob us off like beggars?"

"Do you think we orphan and widow are easy to bully?"

"Oh, heavens above, I cannot go on living!"

"How can I ever face people again!"

……

Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother began her wailing lament.

She cared not whether Sha Zhu or Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao was at fault; she simply had to get her ten yuan.

Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu cooperated with Jia Jia Jia Dongxu's mother, starting to act pitiful and wipe away tears.

The one thing Sha Zhu could least endure was Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu's tears.

At once, he raised his fist, ready to beat Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao.

With no other choice, Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao gave another five yuan, and Sha Zhu also gave Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu five yuan.

In an instant, the Jia family became the biggest winners.

They had done nothing yet collected fifteen yuan!

Third Uncle was green with envy.

That coward Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao—why hadn't he left Sha Zhu at his own doorstep?

He wouldn't have asked for much; just five yuan would have sufficed.

Big shots, please give flowers, votes, and everything~.

028: Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao Frames Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye; Bang Geng Curses Sha Zhu

Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye paid no heed to what these people thought.

Anyone who offended him would surely suffer disaster.

After breakfast, he rode his bicycle to work.