Chapter 68
They left in such a hurry back then that there was no Third Third Third Third Time to laugh.
But now, seeing Sha Zhu again, she simply could not hold it back.
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye also laughed: "His nickname is Sha Zhu; after so long, everyone has forgotten his real name."
"In fact, his name is He He Yuzhu."
"Originally, he was the head chef in the Rolling Steel Mill's cafeteria kitchen."
"But after I arrived, I was immediately promoted to a Level Seven Chef and became the squad leader."
"Sha Zhu thus became my subordinate."
Upon hearing this, Bai Lu immediately clapped her hands.
"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, you are truly remarkable."
"Promoted from an apprentice straight to a Level Seven Chef in one go!"
"That Sha Zhu worked for so many years yet never surpassed you; he is simply incapable!"
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye was delighted by Bai Lu's admiration and high praise.
No man can withstand the adoration of such a woman.
"Sha Zhu is not actually foolish, yet in a way, he is quite foolish."
"There is no point in saying too much about it."
"Anyway, he is already in his thirties and still has no partner."
"It is not that he does not want to find a partner; it is simply that many people are unwilling to let him date."
"Once you come to our courtyard in the future, you must be very careful."
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye felt he had to discuss this matter with his wife-to-be.
Unexpectedly,
Bai Lu was even sharper than him and said directly, "I already know this."
"The people in your courtyard do not look like good folks at all."
"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, rest assured."
"In the future, if anyone dares to bully you, I will help you beat them up!"
"You need not worry about me; my strength is considerable."
"By the way, when we get married, you must buy me a brand-new iron shovel."
"I spent some Third Third Third Third Time in the countryside before; I once used a shovel to fight off a wild boar!"
Bai Lu began recounting her own glorious deeds from her Third Third Third Third Time in the countryside.
Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye looked at the petite cutie before him, and the more he looked, the more he felt that she... she must be an extraordinary woman!
The two of them began to eat.
There were four dishes and one soup.
Beggar's Chicken, Pickled Cabbage Fish, Beer Duck, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, and Seaweed Soup.
Worried that Bai Lu might go hungry, Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye had not prepared an excessive amount of food.
She could visit often in the future.
Perhaps, before long, he would be able to bring her into his home as his wife.
The two of them began eating, chatting and laughing, thoroughly enjoying themselves.
Outside the door, Qin Qin Qin Jingru, who had been eavesdropping the whole Third Third Third Third Time, was furious enough to burst a lung.
She had no idea where Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye had found such a partner!
This woman was actually more beautiful than herself.
Moreover, judging by her speech, she seemed incredibly skilled at fighting.
Qin Qin Qin Jingru was driven mad by jealousy; even one more glance would make her die of anger.
She could only return home in a huff.
At that very moment, things were far from peaceful in the Deaf Old Lady's home.
Sha Zhu had prepared a bowl of plain noodles for the Deaf Old Lady, but his face was filled with displeasure.
The Deaf Old Lady said, "Sha Zhu, do not rush."
"In a few days, Grandma will find a partner for you too."
"She will only be better than Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's, never worse!"
Hearing this, Sha Zhu's eyes suddenly lit up: "Grandma, are you speaking the truth?"
"Which family is the young lady from, and what is her occupation?"
"Have you told her about my situation?"
"Do not make a mistake this Third Third Third Third Time like last Third Third Third Third Time; I lost so much face then."
Seeing Sha Zhu's anxious and frantic demeanor, the Deaf Old Lady could not help but sigh.
After all, he was not her own biological grandson.
If she expected him to support her in her old age, she absolutely had to find him a reliable wife.
"Rest assured, this match is specifically for you; it is guaranteed to be perfect."
"Do not look at how triumphant Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye is now; he is fundamentally no match for you."
"You, my child, possess immense good fortune!"
The Deaf Old Lady began to deceive Sha Zhu.
Sha Zhu was so thoroughly duped that his heart soared with joy.
He hummed a little tune all the way home.
Bang Geng sat at the doorway, sniffing hard.
Upon seeing Sha Zhu, the little white-eyed wolf glared fiercely at him.
Seeing Bang Geng treat him this way left a sour taste in Sha Zhu's heart.
That day, his own "blind date" had turned into a farce, and in a fit of anger, Sha Zhu had refused to give Bang Geng any tasty treats.
The boy was holding a grudge against him.
After a moment's thought,
Sha Zhu said, "Bang Geng, you little rascal, are you still holding a grudge against your Uncle Sha?"
"Just wait; in a few days, I'll buy an old hen and stew it for you to eat."
In the past, whenever Sha Zhu said such things, Bang Geng would be overjoyed.
But now...
"You big fool, I'm not eating any chicken you stew."
"The beggar's chicken Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye makes is what's delicious."
"What you cook is just pig slop!"
What?
Sha Zhu was instantly dumbfounded.
Bang Geng was actually disparaging his cooking?
In the past, when the boy ate from the food boxes he brought back, his attitude was never like this.
Was Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's cooking really that delicious?
He hadn't even tasted it himself, so how did the boy know?
"Hey! You little brat!"
"No matter how delicious Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's cooking is, you won't get to eat any."
"When I stew that old hen, don't you go getting envious."
Fuming with anger, Sha Zhu went home.
In the past, Sha Zhu would never have cared about such things.
He had always considered Bang Geng just a child who was close to him.
If his words sounded harsh, it was only because he didn't treat Sha Zhu as an outsider.
But now, Sha Zhu was angry.
It was all because Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu had explained that the match was for Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, yet she had made Sha Zhu the sucker!
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