[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex":3,"chapter-siheyuan-divorced-and-penniless-yet-you-still-ex-siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-70":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Siheyuan: Divorced and Done with Your Old-Age Schemes",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2003717,2946,"Chapter 70","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-70",70,"\u003Cp>His little paws reached for the flowerpot, and he tucked that comic book inside his cotton-padded jacket.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He didn't dare go home, heading straight for the latrine instead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He read it through once first.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I, Bang Geng, am truly clever!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I figured it out in one go.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I just need a kitchen knife,\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu is a cook; his knife must be sharp.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang Geng hid the book away again, then ran to Sha Zhu's doorstep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>048: To practice this art, one must first castrate oneself! The Saint of Thieves was a ruthless person from childhood!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang Geng arrived at Sha Zhu's doorstep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Sha Zhu, that big fool, who knows where he's run off to play.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finding Sha Zhu not at home, the little White-Eyed Wolf muttered to himself as he slipped inside.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sha Zhu's home was never locked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Every Third Third Third Third Time Bang Geng came to take something, he treated it as if it belonged to his own family.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moreover, Bang Geng felt he was merely borrowing a kitchen knife; what harm could there be in that?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little White-Eyed Wolf got hold of the kitchen knife and hid it inside his cotton-padded jacket as well.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he skulked out stealthily.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A child is still a child; his every move was seen by the Jia family.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Across the way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi sat by the window, watching Bang Geng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"He is indeed of the Jia family bloodline!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"So efficient in his actions!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Oh, my grandmother's darling grandson, hurry and get some meat for your grandmother to eat.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi muttered to herself.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She believed Bang Geng had gone to procure some meat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a little while, he would bring some back for her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu heard this too, but she paid no heed to Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang Geng had simply gone out to play; where would he find meat?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Qin Jingru was still lying in the small room; her whole body ached, she ate only one steamed corn bun a day, and hardly ever went out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She felt utterly ashamed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She had no idea when Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao might return.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Qin Jingru had made up her mind: she would definitely marry Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he dared not marry her?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wherever he went, she would follow.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She would make a tremendous scene!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In truth, all of this was Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's fault.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If he had simply refused to go back then, it would have been fine; instead, he insisted on sending Xu Xu Xu Xu Damao over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise, Qin Qin Qin Jingru would not be suffering such misery now!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye was cruising around with his young, beloved wife.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How wonderful this evening was.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With his wife beside him, shouldn't he put on a good show?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bai Bai Bai Bai Lu Si sat on the bicycle's rear seat, one arm wrapped around Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's waist, feeling happier than she ever had before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It wasn't until the sky had turned completely dark.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye reluctantly escorted his wife home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As he was leaving, his young wife bestowed upon him a rather substantial reward.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So much so that, on his way home, Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye felt as though he were floating in heaven!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I'll check the old almanac when I get back; there should be an auspicious day before the New Year!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Get married!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Must get married immediately!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A single dog in his past life, in this life he wanted to marry, have children, and enjoy the warmth of a wife, kids, and a heated kang!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He returned to the courtyard in high spirits.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Only to hear unpleasant noises echoing within the courtyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Second Uncle, have you seen my Bang Geng at your place?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Elder Lady Li, has my Bang Geng come to your home?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"That brat went out to play and hasn't returned for several hours!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Should we call the police? He might have gotten lost?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu was going door-to-door, searching for Bang Geng.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But none of the people in the courtyard had seen that little White-Eyed Wolf.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye: ...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bang Geng?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Shouldn't the Saint of Thieves be practicing the Sunflower Manual right now?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye returned home and glanced at that flowerpot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good heavens!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Truly good heavens!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As expected of the Saint of Thieves; one move reveals all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Sunflower Manual was gone!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Good, good, good!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Now I just wait for Bang Geng to return and see the results of his practice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just then, Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi stormed over in a rage: \"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, where has my Bang Geng gone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This old hag appeared out of nowhere; if not for Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye's strong composure, he would have been scared to death.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi, if you're sick, go see a doctor.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"What's with this appearing and disappearing like a ghost?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Where your Bang Geng went is none of my business.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I am your ancestor; should I be watching your child for you?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye said irritably.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi was choked speechless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That bastard Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He better not know, or I won't let him off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After confronting Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, Jia Jia Jia Zhang Shi hurried away.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Not long after.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Qin Qin Qin Qin Huairu came again: \"Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye, can I borrow your bicycle? I need to go find Bang Geng.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It's already dark outside; I'm worried he'll get lost and won't be able to find his way home.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Borrow the bicycle?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Keep dreaming!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lu Lu Lu Lu Lu Jianye refused without a second thought: \"No.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"My bicycle is never lent out, not even for money.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Isn't your Bang Geng very capable? Isn't he more formidable than all the other children in the courtyard?\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1019,"2026-06-15T15:48:10.289Z","2026-06-15T15:59:10.777Z",1,"Qwen3.5 397B","ed019fc49d0e1649e19609042d57845528ce607cc68516653a26d74ed062bc81","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-71","siheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-chapter-69",75,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fsiheyuan-divorced-and-done-with-your-old-age-sch-cover.gif"]