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Chapter 245

~5 min read 824 words

Fan Jinyou bumped into a burly man.

The burly man was fine.

He fell backward.

"Don't you have eyes?"

·· Begging for flowers ·

Fan Jinyou was furious.

"You little brat, you bumped into me, and you still dare to curse me?"

The burly man was angry.

He walked over in two steps, grabbed him by the neck, and lifted him up.

Pfft!

Just as he was lifted up.

Fan Jinyou launched a poison gas attack.

"Ugh, what the hell did you eat?"

The burly man was almost vomited by the smell.

The people around burst into laughter, and seven or eight people gathered on the spot to watch the excitement.

"Let me go quickly."

"I, I, I can't wait anymore."

Fan Jinyou clamped his legs tight, unable to hold it in anymore.

"What can't wait?"

The burly man didn't react in time.

"I, I..."

Fan Jinyou struggled hard.

It was useless.

The burly man was a head taller than him, his arms were thicker than his calves; in terms of strength, he was no match for the burly man at all.

Bang!

Accompanied by a muffled sound.

Fan Jinyou was in despair.

The river broke its banks.

Yellow liquid flowed down his pants.

"Ugh..."

The burly man really vomited.

He vomited on Fan Jinyou.

"Everyone saw it, I didn't hit him; it's his own problem."

The burly man threw Fan Jinyou down.

"Mommy, didn't you say that when you grow up, you won't wet your pants anymore?"

A three or four-year-old boy pointed at Fan Jinyou, who was thrown on the ground.

"Little Zhuang, don't talk nonsense."

The woman with the child looked at Fan Jinyou with contempt, hugged the child, and turned to leave, afraid that Fan Jinyou would hate them mother and son for this.

Fan Jinyou's face was burning.

Breaking the river banks in public was even more shameful than kneeling and kowtowing to Wan Ping'an.

He covered his face and got up to run.

As long as he covered his face, no one would recognize him.

"I think I recognize him; he's a cadre from the subdistrict office, I think his surname is Fan!"

"Right, I've seen him too, he's new to the subdistrict office."

"His name is Fan Jinyou!"

The thing Fan Jinyou was worried about happened.

Someone recognized him.

Woof woof woof!

Two wild dogs rushed over.

"Hurry and dodge, don't let the wild dogs bite you."

"Look, the wild dogs are chasing Fan Jinyou."

"Haha, I remember now, a dog can't change its habit of eating excrement; two wild dogs are going to eat the hot stuff."

"Fan Jinyou, you must hold on, two wild dogs are going to eat!"

Someone shouted loudly with schadenfreude.

What?

Fan Jinyou, who was sprinting, looked back and saw two wild dogs chasing him.

He understood instantly.

The wild dogs were going to eat!

"Don't come over, don't come over!"

Fan Jinyou panicked.

He shouted while accelerating.

How could someone with two legs outrun those with four?

Before he ran far, Fan Jinyou was caught up.

The wild dogs leaped and pounced on him.

Fan Jinyou was thrown into a dizzy mess!

"Don't bite me, I don't want to die yet..."

Fan Jinyou shouted in terror.

"Help, save me..."

Fan Jinyou begged passersby for help.

"Young man, don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

An old man sweeping the street waved his broom and ran over to drive the wild dogs away; those without anything in their hands didn't dare to come over.

Woof woof woof!

The wild dogs were eating happily and were disturbed; they were angry—was it easy to get a hot meal?

The wild dogs refused to give up.

Slap!

The broom came down.

The wild dogs dodged.

Fan Jinyou was hit.

"Old man, stop, if you keep hitting, the wild dogs will be fine, but I'll be beaten to death by you. Call the police quickly, let them shoot the dogs!"

Fan Jinyou shouted.

More and more people came to watch, forming a large circle.

"Young man, don't be anxious, someone has gone to report it, the police will be here soon."

"Young man, you don't need to worry too much; what you're excreting is what the wild dogs like to eat, they have no interest in you and won't bite you."

"That's not necessarily true; if he stops excreting and the wild dogs get anxious, it would be strange if they didn't bite him."

Everyone was discussing it very enthusiastically.

Fan Jinyou kept pfft-pfft-pffting; for the sake of eating conveniently, the wild dogs simply bit his pants open, and as it sprayed out, they caught it directly with their mouths.

Fan Jinyou was scared numb.

His most important parts, the items for carrying on the family line, were less than a palm's distance from the wild dogs' mouths; what if they took a bite?

Pop pop pop!

Three knocks sounded. ===== CHAPTER 247 =====

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