Chapter 299

"Eh?"

"It's actually quite delicious!"

Fan Fan Jinyou grabbed a stalk and ate it.

He had to admit that the crops Wan Ping'an grew, whether tomatoes, pumpkins, or watermelons, were all top-tier in taste.

"I advise you to go home and find your wife as soon as you finish eating."

Wan Ping'an said with a smile.

"I haven't married a wife yet!"

Fan Fan Jinyou looked at Chen Chen Xueru and Xu Xu Huirong; both were beautiful women and both were very wealthy. Marrying either one would mean he could struggle for half a lifetime less.

"Then that's miserable!"

"I'll give you a suggestion: find a large water vat, fill it with cold water, and soak in it for a night, and you'll be fine."

Wan Ping'an laughed.

Daring to look down on his Jade Chives, Fan Fan Jinyou would definitely end up miserable.

Half an hour later.

Fan Fan Jinyou went home.

"There are clouds in the sky and wind on the ground; it's going to rain, so it should be chilly, but why do I feel so hot?"

Fan Fan Jinyou's face turned red.

He unbuttoned his clothes.

He had just arrived home when it started to drizzle outside.

"Hot, too hot."

"Why is it getting hotter as it rains?"

Fan Fan Jinyou felt something was wrong.

He took off his clothes, wearing only a pair of large underpants at home, but he still felt hot, getting hotter and hotter.

He drank some cold water.

It felt much better.

But soon he was hot again.

He drank some more cold water, but couldn't drink anymore; he was full.

"Oh no, these Jade Chives are really effective!"

"So hot, do I really have to soak in a water vat for a night?"

"Run for it! Anyway, I'm in my own house, and I live alone. As long as I don't tell anyone, who would know if I soak in a water vat for a night?"

Fan Fan Jinyou decided.

He opened the lid of the water vat and was dumbfounded.

He had forgotten to fetch water today, and the water in the vat was only a palm deep, barely enough to soak his feet.

"No, it's too hot, I can't take it anymore!"

Fan Fan Jinyou opened the door and rushed into the rain.

The rain was getting heavier!

The cold rain washing over him felt very comfortable!

"Old man, look quickly, is that Fan Fan Jinyou?"

"It is him. Why did he rush out in such heavy rain wearing only underpants?"

"I know; he wants to save money. It's raining so hard, and the weather isn't too cold, so he's taking advantage of the rain to take a bath and save on the bathhouse fee!"

"That makes some sense. No, wait, if he's taking a bath, he should go back after washing, so why has he been standing in the rain the whole time?"

·· Seeking flowers ·

"That's true, he's been standing in the rain the whole time, without moving at all. Has he been stimulated by something?"

"Something must have happened!"

The cold rain washing over Fan Fan Jinyou felt very comfortable.

He hadn't realized that many people had seen him because something had happened to him and he had been stimulated.

It wasn't until two people rushed out in the rain, grabbed him from the left and right, and stuffed him into the house.

"First Elder, Second Elder, what are you doing?"

Fan Fan Jinyou recognized them.

They were the two managing elders of their courtyard.

"Little Fan, listen to me; when you encounter something, you must think positively. In this life, there are no hurdles that can't be overcome."

"The First Elder is right, Little Fan. If you've encountered any difficult matters, just tell me. Even if I can't help you, I can be a listener."

The two elders persuaded him for a while.

Fan Fan Jinyou didn't know whether to laugh or cry; nothing had happened to him, he had just eaten too many chives and was feeling hot all over, so he had to go out and get rained on.

"Two elders, I'm really fine."

"I'm just too hot, so I'm getting rained on to cool down. I can't take it anymore, I have to go out and cool off again."

Fan Fan Jinyou rushed out again.

"First Elder, Little Fan said he's just too hot?"

"I don't see anything wrong with his spirit; maybe he really is too hot, but why is he so hot?"

The two managing elders were confused.

They went to the door and looked at Fan Fan Jinyou in the rain; looking closely, they could see heat rising from his body, and it really looked like he was too hot.

"Little Fan, tell us what's going on?"

The First Elder shouted at Fan Fan Jinyou.

"I don't know, I just feel very hot."

Fan Fan Jinyou didn't want to talk about the chives.

It was a bit embarrassing.

"Little Fan, your body definitely has a problem."

"On such a rainy day, even if others are hot, they would get cold after being rained on for a while. You've been rained on the whole time and you're still hot; this won't do!"

"Let's take you to the hospital!"

The two managing elders were worried again.

Fan Fan Jinyou didn't want to go to the hospital and insisted he was fine.

"Two elders, let me tell you the truth!"

"I just ate too many chives!"

Fan Fan Jinyou had no other choice.

"Little Fan, look at how old I am?"

"I'm already fifty or sixty years old, and I've eaten plenty of chives before. Let me tell you, that stuff is just psychological; it doesn't actually have much effect."

"You say you ate too many chives—who would believe that?"

The First Elder thought Fan Fan Jinyou was lying to him.

The Second Elder also nodded.

The two of them held the same view.

Fan Fan Jinyou must be sick.

Fan Fan Jinyou was speechless; no one believed him even when he told the truth?

"Two elders, do you remember the sky-high priced tomatoes, pumpkins, and watermelons sold a while ago?"

"The chives I ate were grown by him; they're called Jade Chives, and they're different from the chives others grow. Are you going now?"

Fan Fan Jinyou didn't want to help Wan Ping'an promote them.

But he was worried that if he didn't tell the truth, the two elders would really take him to the hospital.

The two elders looked at each other and believed half of it.

Fan Fan Jinyou stood in the rain for more than three hours before he felt cold and the effect wore off!

The next morning.

The story of Fan Fan Jinyou eating too many chives, getting so hot he couldn't take it, and standing in the rain for more than three hours spread throughout the large courtyard where he lived.

"Fortunately, I just got rained on and nothing major happened."