Chapter 63

An absolute big harvest!

"Ping'an, are these pheasants and rabbits all your prey?"

The Third Aunt couldn't quite believe it.

"Right!"

"First time hunting, didn't find large prey, so I just used pheasants and rabbits to make up the numbers."

Wan Ping'an smiled and nodded, returning to the backyard all the way.

The aunts looked at each other; was this human talk?

Such fat pheasants, such fat rabbits, were they just used to make up the numbers?

"Even if we eat meat every day, we could eat for half a month, right?"

"One pheasant a day, or one rabbit a day, eating meat every day, it's simply too happy."

"Sigh, when can we eat meat every day?"

The group had "red-eye disease."

The aunts no longer had the mood to chat; their minds were full of the pheasants and rabbits Wan Ping'an brought back.

Middle courtyard.

The Jia family.

"You little brat, tell me, where did your clothes and shoes go?"

Jia Zhangshi was furious.

A few days ago, Jia Dongxu just lost one shoe.

She scolded Jia Dongxu.

She never expected Jia Dongxu to learn to go from bad to worse.

This time he lost a pair of shoes, lost his clothes, and the embarrassing thing was he came back naked, and all the aunts in the courtyard saw it.

"Mom, don't ask anymore."

Jia Dongxu didn't want to say; it was too embarrassing.

"Are you going to say it or not?"

Jia Zhangshi glared.

The feather duster in her hand slapped on the table with a bang, making a crisp sound.

Jia Dongxu shivered.

He had experienced the feeling of the feather duster whipping on his body; it was like a knife cut.

"Mom, don't be anxious, I'll say it, okay?"

"Wait a moment, I'll close the door."

Jia Dongxu chickened out.

He was afraid the neighbors would hear and laugh at him.

He first looked to see if anyone was outside the door, confirmed no one was there, and closed the door.

"Mom, it's all Wan Ping'an's fault."

"I went to his land to take two tomatoes, and he dared to blackmail me for eighty yuan."

"I wasn't convinced, so I planned to burn the rice he planted."

"I didn't expect this bastard to be so cunning; he raised a large black dog, a very large black dog, that chased me and bit me all the way."

"My clothes were torn by the large black dog, and my shoes were lost while running."

Jia Dongxu told the truth.

If he didn't tell the truth, Jia Zhangshi would definitely give him a "feather duster stir-fry meat."

"Jia Dongxu, are you born by me?"

"I'm so smart, how are you so stupid?"

"Why didn't you get some rat poison to poison the large black dog to death?"

"You are truly stupid to death."

Jia Zhangshi was very annoyed.

Jia Dongxu's eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh—that's right!

"Mom, give me money, I'll buy some rat poison, I must poison the large black dog to death."

Jia Dongxu wanted to take revenge.

Slap!

Zhang Junhua slapped him on the head.

"I said you were stupid, and you didn't believe me."

"Such a large black dog, if it's poisoned to death, what a pity?"

"You should think of a way to kill it and bring it back to eat dog meat; why can't you use your brain more?"

Jia Zhangshi was very disappointed.

"Mom, you are my mom; no matter how smart I am, I can't compare to how smart you are, otherwise why are you my mom?"

"Don't worry, I will definitely bring the large black dog back and use the dog meat to honor you."

Jia Dongxu started to flatter her.

Jia Zhangshi nodded, a smile appearing on her face; she was very pleased.

While the two were talking, there was a commotion outside.

"What happened?"

Jia Zhangshi walked to the window to look out.

Just right.

She saw Ping'an carrying pheasants and rabbits on his back, passing by the Jia family's door.

"So many pheasants?"

"So many rabbits?"

Jia Zhangshi's eyes turned red.

She thought Wan Ping'an would return empty-handed, but didn't expect a big harvest.

She absolutely couldn't have imagined that the pheasants and rabbits on the surface were just a small part of the prey; most of the prey was put into the space by Wan Ping'an.

He brought some back on the surface to tell the animals that he had succeeded in hunting.

The meat he ate was all hunted!

Otherwise.

With the nature of the animals, they would definitely report him.

"Damn Wan Ping'an!"

Jia Dongxu also leaned toward the window, staring at Wan Ping'an with gloomy eyes.

He hated Wan Ping'an.

The better Wan Ping'an lived, the angrier he became.

"Wan Ping'an caught so much prey, he definitely can't eat it all by himself; you go and ask him for a pheasant and a rabbit."

Jia Zhangshi urged.

"What?"

"Mom, better not go."

Jia Dongxu shook his head.

He also wanted to eat pheasant and rabbit very much.

But he knew very clearly that given the relationship between Wan Ping'an and the Jia family, let alone meat, he wouldn't even give a hair, and he would probably get a beating instead.

"Useless thing."

"I think you're afraid of Wan Ping'an."

"Hmph, it seems I have to go myself."

Jia Zhangshi glared at Jia Dongxu, pushed the door open, and headed straight for the backyard.

When Wan Ping'an arrived home, he saw the Deaf Old Lady walking in the courtyard.

The Deaf Old Lady saw Wan Ping'an bring back many pheasants and rabbits, her eyes turned red, she also wanted to eat, and then she was annoyed.

"This damn little brat, he brought back so much meat again."